A PSA from Thomas Massie:

Writing #postcardstovoters to #gotv in Wisconsin. Our post office can’t seem to acquire postcard stamps anymore so I bought them at the kiosk where it printed them out painfully slow, one at a time. I will not be dissuaded! If like me u can’t stand out side in 20 degree weather- you can still help!

#adhd A depiction…

Sorry if our #dog ate #santa before your house got their presents 😅

#clutter #inheritance

#nokings somerset nj

Just some dumb #dadjokes to brighten your day

Annual eye exam… #freestuff

This current strain of the #flu has been kicking my ass for 3 weeks now. Let’s bring back #masking (I’ll start…)

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Had a fine time at Fencon in Dallas with my lovemuffin ☺️ Great convention- highly recommend!

Our comedy songs episode of Songs at the Center is now up on YouTube (free)! youtu.be/yedOE6asSPs?...

Dunkin Donuts… #weirdnews

Weird voicemail

Puff the magic dragon is not a song about… RIP Peter Yarrow

Really goofy Livestream this Friday, with madlib, title game, fun songs, live chat. On Facebook & hopefully twitch or maybe YouTube. I’m sorting it all out. 7:30pm eastern and it’s free!

Well, yeah! #winning #farts #boggle

“Here comes #menopause”

If Musk is co-president what does that make Vance? A cuck?

People are starting to call him Vice President Donald Trump. This will not sit well with him, and I therefore encourage everyone to do the same.

I checked Twitter for the first time in awhile today and the first thing I saw was that the number one trending topic was Catturd. In conclusion, we’ve made the right decision coming here.

Yay! Thank you! 🙏

A little #christmashumor

Tonight!(12/15) online comedy contest (free to tune in!)

URGENT NOTICE: SHARE WIDELY #ASafeChoice medical professionals can now prescribe medication abortion via telehealth for women who may need it. IMPORTANT: You do NOT need to be pregnant to get this prescription. This info is crucial information amid tightening abortion laws!

If I had a dollar for every time I've warned people about this, I'd have a billion dollars.

2nd place!

Ouch. #clumsy #epicfail #ibrokeit

Just won 2nd place in the Ladies Room Comedy Festival! 🎉

Another reason to be here on Bluesky

I’m a libtard. A Southern-raised liberal who is tard of all the hypocrisy on the right.

This ~ 💯%

Can I use the bathroom?

#weirdnews #croquette

We are determined to have some fun! Joy and laughter are crucial to our survival. Thursday Dec. 5 in Lansdowne PA Funny Song night folkclub.org

Nice episode with Bob Moran interviewing me about life, teaching music lessons & doing comedy. open.spotify.com/episode/66DN...

Wicked is out in theaters this weekend…

What a great time we had performing a funny folk in Morristown NJ last week with christine Lavin, John Forster & Buskin & Batteau (and me) - and what a nice write up! morristowngreen.com/2024/11/17/n...

#monkeys escape lab. Kinda rooting for them…

TMI #boxing #parodysong