poopbliette

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked my dad

I should get really into sex and the city when i turn 24

my girlfriend’s so hot it’s insane

getting parts to build a digital audio player today. will post updates

this meal prep shit is easy af

joe rogan’s favorite restaurant has Woke Toilets

Stick with me kid, I know which side of the street to walk on that has the most awnings

im gods most depressed soldier and im divinely protected and im the sacrificial lamb

thinking about Her today

okay but can chatgpt do this *pisses self*

“why am i dropping stitches i dont know what i could possibly be doing” “why is this getting wider im not adding more stitches???” BRUH FUCKING COUNT

cold weather is cool cause u can tuck ur girlfriend in soooo tight and snug

google keeps resettjng itself as my default search engine even tho ive been using ecosia for like 6 months now. awesome.

trans guy named Alloy

Trans guy named Loam

Im always like No I Dont Have Depression. Then im at my moms watching tv for five minues and God Im So Depressed This World Is Hopeless

This is the future that leftists want.

nobody knows i want to be a theologian

Im about to Lose It but in a myserious and sexual way

It’s important to spend a lot of time hunched over so you can hear the earth speak

Just thought about cats too hard and crode

giving her a jar of my pimple poppings for her birthday

i think im gonna make my own digital audio player

nl has emo girl mouth shape

in my neocities era

dildo baggins

dildo that looks like a screw

Dude u literally used 2 call me on my cell phone

getting hotline blinged is the gen z getting rickrolled

Wasps are angels on earth

Thinking about Lucy Maud Montgomery’s depressed calvinist husband

pardon my mess. thank u lesbians for helping me pick a new keyb it’s so creamy and bouncy and i want to type everything in the world

"You make the best of it all and hope you can help make it a little better for the gurl after you." - Miss Major, 2023 💔

An angel came down from heaven and told me that i need to eat fish tonight, and that this will please The Lord

why are you, as a t*sla “driver,” not in your damn lane. Isnt that the point

im The Poopler

Oppa gangnam style

theyre turning me into a minced me pie

it’s Boy Boy

I need more tattooes so bad

In the Uncle Junior closet cosplay @ work 2day

Me and some other guys from the office are going to play dead tomorrow

he’s so real for this

can wasps be transsexual

Yes i love to go on yhe exercise bike where my knees pop with every move

If ur dating a cis man and he (intentionally or inadvertently) makes u detransition He doesnt love u bro

daily affirmation I Will Not shit my pants during this teams meeting