Paywall free version. This is actually a very good article about the problems with AI in non-fiction publishing and how there really aren’t any policies around it. Rosenbaum doesn’t come off any better in the full text. archive.is/202605281126...

Why did Charlie Brown quit his job? He was tired of working for peanuts.

What do you call avant garde coffee? Espressionism!

Did you hear about the Star Trek fans who got scammed? It was a Khan job.

Why is there no Star Wars baseball? Because the umpire strikes back!

Did you hear about the bread that could write articles? Probably not. It published under a naan de plume.

I do this as well. There’s a few benefits. One, clients appreciate you looking out for them. Two, your colleagues will kick you work down the road. Three, the emotional satisfaction of helping a friend.

If you need a laugh, I have jokes both old and rare. These jokes will give you a terrific double wocka!

In retrospect, Bender’s too cool to represent AI. I mean, he’s a debaucherous kleptomaniac with an absurdly high carbon footprint who barely does the task he was designed for… Okay, maybe I was spot on.

This joke is bad. It’s bad. Shamone!

You know back in the day, Michael Jackson released his own video game on the Genesis. Ironically, he couldn’t beat it.

This pun was a bit stale.

Anti self-dxers be like...

Success Kid memes are in desperate need of a comeback, so here's one I made.

I've heard people argue that masking is a form of lying, but that argument is utterly nonsensical. Masking is survival. People don't like unmasked autistic traits, so we mask to keep the NTs calm.

Paywall free version. Certain Model 3’s have no manual release in the back seat for an emergency, so you have to drill into the door panel to manually add one. I never thought an automaker would over engineer its doors, but here we are. archive.is/202605101112...

The anti-self dx crowd be like...

Self explanatory.

And now for something completely the same.

There are pros and cons to getting a professional diagnosis as an adult, so I decided to weight them in meme form!

Autism assessments can be a special kind of hell, since the assessor has rarely ever heard of masking.

The Bad Pun Husky is a meme in desperate need of a comeback.

Neurotypicals have this weird code where you're supposed to not follow their instructions precisely, but know exactly how to follow them incorrectly.

Being a spectrum means that autism tends to manifest very differently in everyone. While there are common patterns, the combination and intensity of these patterns is different for everyone. It doesn't mean everyone is on this spectrum.

This is so common a bunch of us independently coined the term, "Stim Song." Stims are repeated sensory experiences for self regulation. Listening to one song ad nauseam is a stim.

Nobody likes Autism Speaks, and if anyone deserves a heckling, it’s them!

Arguments against self dx are all the same and ultimately make no sense.

They share a lot in common even though they're very different, but they also co-occur very often.

Paywall free version: archive.is/202605071242...

Slightly diminish a book Ender’s Game Theory

These guys move fast

ChatGPT has nothing on Jeeves!

And now, kittens. Link: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTk42CrAg/

Satire has gotten a lot more challenging in recent years.

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only: Star Trek Star Trek: TNG Star Trek: ENT Star Trek: VOY Mad Men Star Trek: ENT Star Trek: DSC Star Trek: PIC Breaking Bad Star Trek: SNW Star Trek: SFA The Originals The Simpsons Futurama Buffy That prompt needed more qualifiers.

And now, kittens. Link: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTk42CrAg/

“Why are we spending so much on the moon? How does that affect me?” The Apollo program is responsible for modern food safety standards for which we all benefit. Link: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkXbkfUL/

Slightly diminish a band Banana Republicrama.

Paywall free version. This isn’t as insidious as the headline suggests (you buy a lid with just a built-in recorder that you have to manually upload for historical documentation), but it’s still ridiculous. archive.is/202604201301...

When pressed, they’ll usually expand the definition of AI to include spellcheck, something that’s existed for decades and can be run locally on old hardware. Yes, there’s some machine learning with spellcheck, but it’s not close to generative AI, which is what people mean when they say AI.

He listens to the concerns of ALL constituents

Bringing this back for Autism Awareness Month.

If you need more autism awareness for Autism Awareness Month…

From this day in 2021: My nephews were curious about Final Fantasy after seeing a Moogle I drew and I described Chocobos as looking "kind of like Big Bird" so then I had to draw it.

If you are asking why the allegations are coming out against Swalwell now, here’s an explanation: Link: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkUCDheA/

The N in NASA stands for Nomnomnom. This is wonderful.

If you need more autism awareness for Autism Awareness Month…