I wonder if Harry has reached out to him… 🥴

Any recent movie recommendations I might be able to see on the platforms? Need distracting from… <waves arms around>

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

Absolutely!

Share a television show that raised you:

in the plus side, watching the president of the United States destroy the entire geopolitical order because he didn't get a shiny award has successfully cured all my hangups about subtle character motivation in writing

Ooooooohhhhhhh… 🤩

I’m thoroughly enjoying Pank in her ‘all the therapy paid off’ era…

James Taylor & Carole King — You’ve Got a Friend BBC In Concert · 1971 Pure comfort in song form. Written by Carole King and shared here with James Taylor, You’ve Got a Friend feels less like a performance and more like a promise. Their voices blend with quiet ease, trust, warmth, and friendship.

BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting

Cleaning the fridge. #RegularHero

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Sometimes, I just want a regular plate. Know what I’m saying?

Get all that lovely saturated fat down yer neck, Mr President… RFK Jr. says it’s good ❤️💥

The seventies prepared us for nothing

Been scratching away at this for months…

‘Be passive and neutral or be shot to death’

Women want fish, me fear me…

Something happy - a squirrel eating a bounteous flower like me eating a big meringue

How facile is the US leader that being handed a 2nd-hand title, literally a piece of paper without judging considerations, could legitimately change his view on, say… invading/pirating Please, every country, start introducing some kind of sanity firewall system of testing for leaders - immediately

The world at the moment, I mean…

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

Reposted coz, well… <waves arms all around>

gotchu

Insane that the entire western world has long dumped its trust in the US, assuming that a crazed despot *will never* lead there… Anyway, Feliz día de Reyes. Having a juicy steak for lunch

Everything is shit so my tree is staying up until La Candelera, as per a Catalan tradition

Wouldn’t it be nice to enter a new year without an international incident… <sigh>

The new improved Panky is dishing out ‘no thank yous’ hither and thither, all over the goddam place… it’s incredibly freeing - financially and emotionally

Going into 2026 like…

Fuck it I don’t care anymore

Well here we are… happy new year to the good folks here. May your 2026 be filled with blessings and peace… . . . and cheese

Happy tenth anniversary to photographer Joel Goodman’s classic image which by rights should be hanging in the Louvre.

In a jaded world, thank goodness for people like @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social and his beautiful vision and whimsy

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If we had to name them, why were they never just called ‘BLUpes’?

no, that was pre Twitter migration, we don’t call them skeets now. style guide says they’re called ejaculating into a spoon. so for example you don’t say “did you see that guy’s skeet” you say “did you see where that guy ejaculated into a spoon on Bluesky”

how all youtube ads sound to me

‼️Un mensaje ante las alertas rojas en la península. Recordad que existe una normativa laboral que posibilita cambios de jornada, permisos climáticos y prioridad del teletrabajo si hay limitaciones en los desplazamiento. Lo primero es la seguridad.

Doing my macros - I’m that tw*t now - I did not know that this is a thing… although I can totally understand why it exists

Dear LORD

That time of year again!

How I’m walking out of 2025

SOoooo, just cost me 600€… merry f*cking Christmas

I’ll be honest with ya, waking up to the electric being out is a tad f*cking irritating…

Feliz Navidad, ya filthy animals 🎄

I am 80% picky bits, 20% port

Life now is having to check that someone isn’t an abhorrent low life before posting ‘RIP’

Won €60 on the Christmas lotto - off to the inmobiliaria 💅🏻