Disclosure Day is classic Spielberg and I thoroughly bloody enjoyed it 💫💫

Oh, you stop! This is why I persist with social media 😍

Been longlisted, lads… Premi Centelles with ‘ghosts’

For years now I've woken up every morning to two big David Hockney prints on the wall opposite. I open the blinds and the light hits them and they just make me happy. I'm so sorry to hear that he's died.

I wonder, if scientists found a way to extend your life to, say, 150, but you’d have to look like a shriveled ballsack, these silly tits would accept it? Or if enhanced consciousness was just you as vapour in a glass case?

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Also; someone is cooking something that smells like they found an old tin of mulligatawny soup and are heating it up… I’m cast back home to N. Wales circa 1982.

Bit of advice: don’t have a couple of chia seeds crackers as a snack before connecting to your class. There is no discreet way to gouge them out of teeth…

Wow!

I have, of course, followed this woman… 😆

I am fifty-five years old 💫💫

‘Flange’ will never not be funny… . . . Working on an IP document

*The sentiment is there

The pope will be in Barcelona Tuesday and Wednesday and although I always try to experience ‘history as it happens’ whenever humanly possible, after seeing the 1.2 million crowd in Madrid, prolly gonna experience it from the comfort of my sofa on the telly box (a little miracle in and of itself)…

aaaahhhhhh, Primavera weekend

Just pitched up to a caf and everyone in here looks hungover to sh*t.

I am a cacophony of weird physical expulsions this morning! Yawning every 30 seconds, hiccups, two explosive sneezes and a tiny unexpected burp…

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Oohh, apparently Dumpster hasn’t been seen in public for five days… dare we hope

A picture that captures your essence

Dressed today as if I may be called to join a battle in the desert… is it a ‘thing’ to be drawn to sand and khaki in midlife?

Well, Taron Egerton is terrifying in Apex

Ok but now I also want an Enhanced Games Spelling Bee

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Because he’s an uncouth trashy PoS?

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This was in reference to Yaxley-Lennon being platformed at Oxford

One might suggest, don’t give these c**ts a platform… . . actually, maybe it’s perfect to showcase their lack of intelligent argument and evidence for their shitty views . . normal service will resume shortly

Just pitched up in my barrio for a beer and olives and there is a card swap meet happening - Pokémon, football etc. It’s so bloody wholesome… not a device in sight

Not setting an alarm… #BecomeUngovernable

Funny ol’ world, innit? Just went to a Michelle Wolf WiP & another solo lady came over to share my table - we got chatting… She’s arrived here from the States, age *69*, done a bit of traveling round Spain, enrolled to study art starting September in BCN & make a life here. WOW! How amazing is that?

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Lord grant me the big lottery win tomorrow, so that I may donate a grand sum to Erin Brockovich vs data centres… 🙏🏼

this is how your email finds me

you ever read something so french that you need to go flirt with someone who is not your spouse

Erm, #1 ‘don’t do it’?

Gentle at Porthmeor Some Cornish calm to ease your timeline. May your evening be restful, my friends. 😊 #Cornwall #StIves #ocean #sea #beach #sky #calm #peace #nature #life #mindfulness

For the nostalgia, had Heinz tomato soup and a slice of bread and butter… I was right back in our family home and 14 again 💫

Had the most glorious siesta, lads

This should be piped on loop into the eyeballs of his supporters - Clockwork Orange style

Are we opening a book on how long it is before Vernon Kay gets himself a new much younger girlfriend?

Someone told me lately "Bluesky is just like Twitter." I argued that was untrue on the basis that last time I had a Twitter account most times I got a new follower their bio said "single & looking for fun" & here when I get a new follower it tends to say something like "professor of rare moths".

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Maybe we have to face the fact that, at the moment, that is exactly what it is…

I mean, completely understandable, given all the promises Farage has delivered between Brexit and today… 🫠🫠

Incredibly sad and disappointing

Felt like a positive post was needed to buffer the following… Stop crying ‘THIS IS NOT WHO WE ARE!’ when something racist happens. Look at the results from yesterday - unless we acknowledge the fact that yes, we are indeed a largely racist country, we cannot address the problem & try to change it

FRI-FECKING-DAAAAAY…

Same, @mobydickatsea.bsky.social, same…

Any good film recs for this evening chaps, that I can rent on Prime or watch on HBO?