trying patreon as like a sketchbook scan repository?? the images in this one are all accessible to the public and only the completely banal stream of consciousness commentary is behind a paywall. Look At My Critters, Boy: www.patreon.com/cw/amphoera

trying patreon as like a sketchbook scan repository?? the images in this one are all accessible to the public and only the completely banal stream of consciousness commentary is behind a paywall. Look At My Critters, Boy: www.patreon.com/cw/amphoera

trebuchet has grown so much... fully evolved..... level 100....... even a father to another shiny fletchling (her name is atlatl)

“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN

Cuomo get on stage you fucking coward

when i was checking which pokemon had bespoke swimming animations i wanted to take some cute pictures of leafeon swimming but i also set the action to sleep to see what would happen and now he looks dead in a ditch

running toxic stall is so obscenely funny in this game. luigi wins by doing nothing

taking cyclobenzaprine AND a shower to do a little combo that sleepys me the fuck out

you can teach your pokemon detect AND protect to do a little combo that pisses everyone the fuck off

cackled so hard taking this photo it scared everybody in call. possibly the hardest pokemon screenshot ever taken

im developing a second health bar. you can develop one too

peep my bug #mybug

two shinies you wish you were me

bsky.app/profile/amph... OH YEAH I FORGOT TO MENTION Lady is actually an anime mahou shoujo mascot with a heart nose, eyeliner and a shoulder marking that looks like a devil wing or heart depending on the angle she has plot armor tbh

3 months of dosing, 3 months of observation. I was a nervous wreck throughout. I was constantly agonizing about her every little breath. If she ate, if she lost even a gram of weight. But after 6 months the Sick Victorian Child pulled through Again n now we celebrated her 3rd birthday!! Je te adore

hi I haven’t posted in a while but there’s a holiday I forgot to mention 3 years ago on October Friday the 13th I opened the door to find the gangliest, mangiest, sickly little scammer at the verge of death that we quickly caught bc they were very, very sick and also a master scammer

she still has a little swagger (sometimes neuro symptoms don’t fully go recover) but that’s fine she is a model so it’s a feature actually?? She is a devious little darling and I love her so much 💗💓💞💕💖💝 bsky.app/profile/amph...

you should be able to exchange energy and visions with other people by sticking your finger in their bellybutton ☝️🕳

everyone say HAPPY BIRTHDAY LADY BELLE @bunsoir.bsky.social

when you curse the names of those moldy explorers this fine columbus day if its not too much trouble can you spit on gauguins grave also. columbus cook magellan and paul gauguin

it's matthew ! @angelpsyche.bsky.social

lately ive been getting a hint of berry every time i take my meds so i took a whiff of my metformin and it smells like berry FOR SURE... i was confused and disturbed i miss her unwashed pussy stank 💔

i wish i was a kitty kitty cat cat tearing up the carpet with my claws i bet it feels good as fuck to express a little instinctive natural behavior that pisses you off

whats it say abt me that i saw a pile of flat vaguely round objects wrapped in plastic and i got excited because i thought my folks bought new crab nets. they weren't. i don't live anywhere near an ocean

couldn't rest last night until i made a horseboy

annual tryign colors again

im so horny i could fuck a hungrse

i made a patreon but there's nothing on it www.patreon.com/cw/amphoera

wormy in da cabbage patch

lamp chob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"are you okay?" "do you need help?" "should we contact someone?" please stop talking to me i'm trying to trigger a manic episode

wormy in da cabbage patch

he wants to Draw

most fucking exhausting thing about hanging out with dykes is the all out no holds barred every woman to himself fistfight that occurs every time we come across a door

old chinese people when i hit em with the 中文？

made a grilled cheese youuuuuuuuuuuu wish you were MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[eating fresh mozzarella] this is like if boobs was a food

me: what should i draw the kids at work: the pizza youre eating me: man fine

maybe this is just me but the reveal that vshojo management was actively seeding rumors to turn misogynistic 4chan conspiracy theorists and therefore public opinion against their former talents really seems like something the vtubing community should be more angry about

trying a new travel setup

hust sneezed violently #yourwelcome

bro its drawings pichures

thank you indigenous peoples of the americas for corn...... corn is so yummy............

im in the pit. yeah they threw me in the pit. nah i can't get out but idk i guess im over it. well more like in it. the pit i mean

fujoing out queening out who among the girlies is down to bloke tf out !!!

el wiwis.......

the bluesky userbase is exclusively made of two types of people and theyre the two guys in the i think i hauve covid tweet

i can't do this man i gotta recover mana i gotta experience the rapturous beauty of the world