meet the man everyone wants to torture "Kaname Date" with @amphoera.bsky.social www.twitch.tv/acerbagoetia

doing a [shoddy] swatch card For Once

most fucking exhausting thing about hanging out with dykes is the all out no holds barred every woman to himself fistfight that occurs every time we come across a door

hm ?

more freak detective solving in the somnium files with @amphoera.bsky.social come chill www.twitch.tv/acerbagoetia

Going live with @amphoera.bsky.social playing AI The Somnium Files! www.twitch.tv/acerbagoetia

walks up to a lesbian couple which one of you is the pat and which one of you is the woolie

PSA MEN!!! you can #looksmax by staring up at me with wet and trembling eyes like a sickly puppy and i'm the one holding that syringe of pentobarbital

choked on a cornflake thought i couldn't do it anymore thought it was the end. but im refusing to go down without a fight im deriving sexual gratification from this experience john harvey kellogg is gonna have to rise from the grave and put me down himself. so help me god

zitis... @carllecat.bsky.social

i will be carrying these around at harmonycon ?

bocchi showed up in my twilight sparkle drawing.............

‼️ THE MONKS ARE FRATERNIZINGGGG ‼️

awesome cool epic new public post on patreon. ignore that its not summer www.patreon.com/posts/2025-s...

i woke up and realized i could force open my soft palate and drained all the gunk out of my sinuses and girls im hearing colors. i think i could ecolocate. happy new year i think

sniffs my blankets THESE STINK!!!!!! SWEATY!!!!!!!!! [sound of all my adoring fans running in my direction] ITS BAD!!!!!!!!!!! IM SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bringing back cats to help cats!!! donate $25 or more to this gofundme for Taggy, send me a screencap of your receipt (or just use your bsky handle as your name when you donate) and i'll draw you a free sketch of any of MY cats (Achilles, Mars, Ares). high donos are loved but 1 sketch per dono plz!

people mald so hard abt koalas being dumb man like fuck its not their fault YOU as a human chose an overly complex ecological niche that requires a large calorie guzzling brain with the ability to suffer from existential angst over being unable to emotionally cope with the manmade climate crisis. ok

achille s @batshaped.bsky.social

power and madness... overtaking me.....!! yessss....... haha HA............. YESSSSSSSSS!!!!! (got a printer)

i wish i was a kitty kitty cat cat tearing up the carpet with my claws i bet it feels good as fuck to express a little instinctive natural behavior that pisses you off

gift for @morbi.bsky.social during secret santa 2022 [originally posted 12/30/2022]

pony comm for @astroeden.bsky.social !! [originally posted 6/16/2021]

raritwi [originally posted 8/1/2020]

choked on a cornflake thought i couldn't do it anymore thought it was the end. but im refusing to go down without a fight im deriving sexual gratification from this experience john harvey kellogg is gonna have to rise from the grave and put me down himself. so help me god

i want! LOL! 🤤

you got games on your phone

chikis chase is my forever phone game, and the dev has been really committed to avoiding the predatory dark patterns of most phone game monetization. you can purchase the game one time and then play all of it forever, like a real game!!! it's fun!!! theres a chicken

other "lesbos": bring me my sword, posthaste! sweetest maiden, i must save you from the treacherous dragon at once! me, isekai'd into a medieval fantasy after wrecking my car into a tailgater in a fit of road rage: i just thought it would be chinese

sniffs my blankets THESE STINK!!!!!! SWEATY!!!!!!!!! [sound of all my adoring fans running in my direction] ITS BAD!!!!!!!!!!! IM SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

most delightful little lad

im so horny i could fuck a hungrse

he cares not for the arts

trying patreon as like a sketchbook scan repository?? the images in this one are all accessible to the public and only the completely banal stream of consciousness commentary is behind a paywall. Look At My Critters, Boy: www.patreon.com/cw/amphoera

trying patreon as like a sketchbook scan repository?? the images in this one are all accessible to the public and only the completely banal stream of consciousness commentary is behind a paywall. Look At My Critters, Boy: www.patreon.com/cw/amphoera

trebuchet has grown so much... fully evolved..... level 100....... even a father to another shiny fletchling (her name is atlatl)

“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN

Cuomo get on stage you fucking coward

when i was checking which pokemon had bespoke swimming animations i wanted to take some cute pictures of leafeon swimming but i also set the action to sleep to see what would happen and now he looks dead in a ditch

running toxic stall is so obscenely funny in this game. luigi wins by doing nothing

taking cyclobenzaprine AND a shower to do a little combo that sleepys me the fuck out

you can teach your pokemon detect AND protect to do a little combo that pisses everyone the fuck off

cackled so hard taking this photo it scared everybody in call. possibly the hardest pokemon screenshot ever taken

im developing a second health bar. you can develop one too

peep my bug #mybug

two shinies you wish you were me

bsky.app/profile/amph... OH YEAH I FORGOT TO MENTION Lady is actually an anime mahou shoujo mascot with a heart nose, eyeliner and a shoulder marking that looks like a devil wing or heart depending on the angle she has plot armor tbh

3 months of dosing, 3 months of observation. I was a nervous wreck throughout. I was constantly agonizing about her every little breath. If she ate, if she lost even a gram of weight. But after 6 months the Sick Victorian Child pulled through Again n now we celebrated her 3rd birthday!! Je te adore

hi I haven’t posted in a while but there’s a holiday I forgot to mention 3 years ago on October Friday the 13th I opened the door to find the gangliest, mangiest, sickly little scammer at the verge of death that we quickly caught bc they were very, very sick and also a master scammer

she still has a little swagger (sometimes neuro symptoms don’t fully go recover) but that’s fine she is a model so it’s a feature actually?? She is a devious little darling and I love her so much 💗💓💞💕💖💝 bsky.app/profile/amph...