im so horny i could fuck a hungrse

i made a patreon but there's nothing on it www.patreon.com/cw/amphoera

wormy in da cabbage patch

lamp chob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"are you okay?" "do you need help?" "should we contact someone?" please stop talking to me i'm trying to trigger a manic episode

wormy in da cabbage patch

he wants to Draw

most fucking exhausting thing about hanging out with dykes is the all out no holds barred every woman to himself fistfight that occurs every time we come across a door

old chinese people when i hit em with the 中文？

made a grilled cheese youuuuuuuuuuuu wish you were MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[eating fresh mozzarella] this is like if boobs was a food

me: what should i draw the kids at work: the pizza youre eating me: man fine

maybe this is just me but the reveal that vshojo management was actively seeding rumors to turn misogynistic 4chan conspiracy theorists and therefore public opinion against their former talents really seems like something the vtubing community should be more angry about

trying a new travel setup

hust sneezed violently #yourwelcome

bro its drawings pichures

thank you indigenous peoples of the americas for corn...... corn is so yummy............

im in the pit. yeah they threw me in the pit. nah i can't get out but idk i guess im over it. well more like in it. the pit i mean

fujoing out queening out who among the girlies is down to bloke tf out !!!

el wiwis.......

the bluesky userbase is exclusively made of two types of people and theyre the two guys in the i think i hauve covid tweet

i can't do this man i gotta recover mana i gotta experience the rapturous beauty of the world

happy dandadan s2 heres a drawing i put in a package for @morbi.bsky.social once

i used to post this on facebook over and over and whenever someone hazarded a guess i'd respond "could be any" or "could be all" and it always got so many interactions that it was at the top of everyone's feed all day every day

"western devs don't have any respect for dating sims" says person whose prime example of a transgressive game is arknights

psychic: heheh... lets take a peek into your mind......... me: full windows movie maker amv of my ocs fucking nasty set to felixcardona4388 Ave María Techno Remix on loop psychic: this rules

stuffing old digital art in the printer and seeing what happens

i gave a pineapple to haley (my stardew valley WIFE) and she HATED IT i think concernedape should add KILLING YOURSELF to stardew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When I was younger I didnt know what "emo" was supposed to be for a while and what I imagined it was like was basically this www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGwH... ...still kind of disappointed that it's not

me putting on american football: does this match your impression of what emo music is kid: i thought emo music was like what billie eilish makes me: ??????

some of you girls identify with persephone or some other greek goddess too much. i identify with the grill

its true the children have decided its my signature line now in their drawings and such...........

studymaxxed

me if you even care........!!

i wrote the theme song for HATSUNE MIKU Digital Stars 2025!!! i'm beyond honored to have worked with the goat herself... shrimp stocks are on the rise📈🔙🔛🔝🩵❤️💚 youtu.be/qHU3hf1b8NY

you know the posting is gonna go crazy when i have the google search results for hypomania symptoms pulled up again

last year i was having severe physically disabling panic attacks so my dr gave me a prescription for ten(10) xanax pills which @ the pharmacy came out to a total of 22¢ that i paid in coins & after that all i've been able to think is at this rate you're just losing money not having a xanax addiction

theres exactly one thing the kids at work do that always gets 2 me and its when they keep calling somber songs that come on emo and i go for the LAST TIME. EMO IS A SPECIFIC GENRE OF MUSIC. LANA DEL REY is NOT emo she's just MELANCHOLY

"It was made by a single developer" that's so mean... I can't release anything until I'm dating again

the deep fryer is like a large potentially dangerous domestic animal that nevertheless will become a harmless and faithful companion if you treat it with respect and dignity and make an effort to learn its boundaries and the way it communicates. and the cheese grater is a zebra

carl jung is my mortal enemy. i probably woulda sucked him silly

el wiwis.......

lesbians are so fucking easy 🙄 just walk up and go if i got into the tub and it was too hot and i got perfectly cooked medium rare what would you serve me with (you have to serve me)

im on summer camp duty. pony time

collab w the 8yr olds

jesus fuck this is the most of mushroom anything has tasted in the world ever

just saw some cute lovey dovey fanart of the sword guy and the blond manwhore from one piece and all i could think is "they would not fucking do that" idk i dont go here sorry if thats your otp or something. gay rights ✊