I am DJT, and I deserve the Nobel Peace Prize. Im the no new wars president But.......... I'm bombing Somalia. Look below for the dates of my psychopathic malignant narcissistic behavior.

J6ers took action over the loss of an election What will the people do over the loss of their country

Hey Dick Traitor, Here's your Mount Rushmore

It’s Day 1 of the government shutdown, courtesy of the GOP. I get into the details of the impacts of the shutdown and the lawsuit @normeisen.bsky.social and I filed yesterday in anticipation of Russell Vought using the shutdown to illegally fire federal employees. youtu.be/JexScDC3u0o?...

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 TRUCKERS : You have the ability to shut this whole country down and force DJTs hand if you even walk off the job for 1 week.. The country would grind to a halt and cause a whiplash. If you BOUGHT it Truckers BROUGHT it.

Question: Just out of curiosity....... did that Grinder app crash after sgt. Pepper kegger finished his Military massage at Quantico Tuesday ?

THE TIME FOR TALK IS OVER

President toddler is going bald. Taking bets when the new grift of TRUMP TOUPE will launch

Dear MAGA. THIS IS FAKE NEWS. Chow down. Everyone else, heed to warning.

Why is no one talking about the 57,000 afrikaaners conveniently shipped here. ARE THEY the ICE gestapo ? I hear historically they loved to brutalize any non-white Just a thought

Happy Caturday.

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 TRUCKERS : You have the ability to shut this whole country down and force DJTs hand if you even walk off the job for 1 week.. The country would grind to a halt and cause a whiplash. If you BOUGHT it Truckers BROUGHT it.

Why do headlines say "norms shattered" when what is meant is "laws broken" or "Constitution violated"?

Trumpfs sphincter shaped mouth has been linked to spewing vile shite and imbecility

20 billion to Argentina Angry yet ?

Hey Dick Traitor, Here's your Mount Rushmore

Where are the 1200 men from alligator Auschwitz?

Well, there it is. I posted 5 months ago. That trumpf will give tariff monies to the farmers again. 1st term, he gave them 92% of tariff dollars, and that's why they voted for him this round. Farmers are the real Welfare Queens.

🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷 CONGRATULATIONS 🎊 Sandro Dias, (50 year old) Brazilian skateboard legend. for his world record: Skateboard 🛹 vertical building drop-in on a temporary quarter pipe 70 meters - 229 ft. 7.906 in. 70

How I long for WIKILEAKS in times such as this

Sorry, but I have to point out during trump's last tariffs on China, farmers were given 92% of tariff monies back via subsidies. Last November, all but 11 of the 444 farming communities voted trump. Now they're complaining about tariffs... hang in there, boys. I'm sure your subsidies will return

By invoking a national economic emergency under IEEPA, Trump can now: - deploy the military domestically - suspend labor laws - freeze finances - expand warantless searches - control domestic radio, social media and broadcast networks Pay attention. It’s not just about tariffs.

Fellow humans, you're seeing the last vestiges of the white, aged, male, white supremacist system doing everything they can to stop the movement of "us." Old, stale, decrepit, white racist men... the sun is setting on your worn-out ways.

Question: Where are the detainees ? 1200 men, fellow humans, loved and cherished by their family ? THEY'VE GONE MISSING Anyone, anyone ? Does anyone give a damn ?

I ask you: Where's the outrage of detainees being murdered ? Meanwhile, Kirk gets a national holiday? Erikkka cries and now is on the cash campaign - utterly disgusting earth scum... what's next ? Give her the Governorship of Arizona ? 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

We The People made the billionaires, they didn't make us. We The People can break the billionaires with our wallets. We The People voted representatives to represent us. We hired you. We The People will use that power to vote you out if you're an unworthy employee. Capitulate, we vote you out.

We now return you to our regularly broadcast message RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

Good morning, Donald Did you enjoy the Jimmy Kimmel Live show ? We know you watched it, and we are laughing at you 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Any audio of trumpf has been linked to involuntary projectile vomiting 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

A diet of Coke and McDonald's has been linked to abject stupidity

Tuesday ? Im exhausted

Can someone explain the math ? And we're gonna be reducing uh drug costs over the next year, year and a half by not 50 or 60% by 1000%. Because if you think a 10.00 pill going so it'll be raised up from 10 to 20 because its the world versus us so the world is a bigger place

Thank You, The Late Show

MY GOD, I HAVE A NEW HERO. SHE HAD THEM SO HOOKED AND THEN BAM, SHE ATE THEM, BONES AND ALL.

Lil Don seems to think that canceling Colbert and Kimmel are the ratings. Well, Lil Don, if ratings are the reason, then I think it's high time we pull the plug on your 🤡 show. Try a new upstart - Romper Room

Teletubbies on meth

CNN has made the editorial decision to keep playing this clip on air for guests making sure they get the full context of what Kimmel said. Good.

Desi Lydic monologue last night on the daily show

Time for comedy relief Monologue style

Dear WE THE PEOPLE, NATIONAL STRIKE, PLEASE.

It's disgusting that Jimmy Kimmel has been removed for saying nothing offensive, and yet Brian Kilmeade still has his job for stating that there should be involuntary lethal injection for homeless and mentally ill. This behavior is out of control. This is domestic terrorism.

Subway Sandwich Launchers For All.

NATIONAL STRIKE, PLEASE

I love Chip Franklin. To the point of the matter. Watch, listen, subscribe.

Looking for my passport and my stash of cash. I buried when I was 18. Time to go

WE MUST HAVE A NATIONAL STRIKE