when the doctor calls me to talk about my sad little foot while im reading bad porn,

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

ally: just set urself a writing goal for tonite . write 5000 words me: something ACHIEVABLE PLEASE ally: okay 100 words me: SOMETHING CHALLENGING PLEASE

seeing like 30 ppl retweet my post like oh im famous and my opinions are great i see

my usual october plea to make ur tober prompts a series instead of one big fic that updates every day and has a million tags

second least favorite time of year on ao3 . it's time to see 1000000000 [prompt]tober list fics that ive never figured out a way to easily block--

princess of the underworld

going into the tumblr tags of literally anything will show u god's most annoyingest people . presumably because the nice ppl r not taggin stupid shit

me opening the fridge: :( u didnt get me dr pepper??? lee staring at me missing the literal entire box of 24 cans of dr pepper in the fridge:

reading my own wip like oh im a great fic writer im incredible . i should write more amnesia actually

its so funny u can choose to stay on windows 10 for another year if u sign up for onedrive . microsoft really said "whats the best way to make sure everyone uses our completely shit, and extremely annoying cloud service that has low adoption rates? ah i know"

they should make it easier to get rid of lithium-ion batteries legal style

ive posted floss to the buy nothing group like, 8 times . cause im always buyin the wrong floss . im the most popular bitch on the buy nothing group* *objectively not true

oh damn my black sails dvd has been out from the library SO LONG that they've restricted my ability to ask for new books lol

BACK IN THE WALKING BOOT BTW

the real problem with going into the office besides the horrors is that there's kind of a dead zone at my desk but i really don't want to get on wifi with all my ao3 out there

getting a spam text like "how are things shaping up should we pencil in a chat soon" like sure <3 who are u

accidentally skipped a silksong boss by being TOO good at exploring things

worst award of the year: so close to hitting my out of pocket insurance max :/

every day my phone asks me if i want to update my moms contact to her full legal name . no . she is my mOM and she will STAY THAT WAY in my phone

its been a month and im not going to even BOTHER looking for the black sails thread so whatever here we are season 3 . all eleanors worst hits, which is really saying something

everyone in media being freaked out about kimmel and not about all the college kids getting blackbagged during protests the last couple of years is a textbook example of class solidarity

ive got to stop reading fanfics where blorbos are published authors. that book did NOT print that fast . what do u think happens when a manuscript is created . some bitch has to read it . some bitch has to make sure there's no typos . some bitch has to typset it (me) . smh

my melon soju milk soda drink was soooooooooooooooooooooooooo yummy tragically tho i am a lightweight

mom has covid AGAIN . mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bought an incredible lil guy at flamecon a MONTH ago and guess what i now cannot find? status update: Lil guy too little . cannot be found

in a moment of sheer shenanigans, the omny card that i so hated? i have lost it,

how do i have a NEGATIVE OMNY CARD BALANCE

THE POWER OF LIVE THEATER

[temporarily embarrassed nyt bestseller voice] yeah libgen should blow up

getting relaly into mundane agonies, like they changed the formula of my floss and now it fuckin sucks,

i miss tsubasa reservoir chronicle . where else u can gonna get knowin a guy so well u betray him by making him live even after he begs u to let him die . then u also feed him blood cause u are now codependent vampires and prey duh

trying to decide what book to take to go sit in the shakespear in the park standby line for like 8 horus this week

it's so sad when amnesia trope is done bad . badnesia

god i forgot how much word's autosave sucks shit

any artist fighting for stronger copyright laws is misguided at best, an unsavable fool at worst

ppl will shill for landlords so hard "oh they can't afford the brokers fee so" okay and i can?

scheduled my flight to go back home for the day after nyc elections because even tho im not gonna do anything like Go Out and will instead just sit on my computer waching resutls its like . well i can't NOT be in new york new york for that!

[complaining about om3gaverse while reading it]

gotta say, did not enjoy the three ppl behind us at the theater singing along to Every Single Song !

cousin just texted me asking if i know any hotels in nyc to stay at . girl no i dont i stay at my HOUSE

tidal has been fun but i have NOT been able to figure how to make my shuffle show me more than the same thirty songs oh my god

sorry to my beautiful friends who submitted ideas for "ways to improve cars" for my powerpoint party powerpoint but i think my OWN idea is the winner

did anyone watch that syfy show haven

[crying screaming throwing up] copyright law is not going to fuckin save u

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i know not enough about batman to know #facts but enough that i can't take part in a "ask claire what she knows about batman" powerpoint . what a cursed amount of knowledge

[leaving animenyc ignoring all the popular things] THIS IS THE YEAR OF NANA FANMERCH

have one item in this organizing a campter van game that ive NO idea what it is . do i simpluy not know things? stuff and things? stuff things and items?

<--- freak who likes laying out 160 page indesign documents with 30 paragraph styles