Shout out to my friend and yours: @sammyhain.bsky.social for mailing me this fantastic piece of fast food regalia that was inaccessible to me!

In 1988, ALF had a 2-part Thanksgiving special guest-starring David Ogden Stiers as a homeless man hiding out in the Tanners’ garage. Happy Fappiano from @brainexploder.bsky.social, @horrormoviebbq.bsky.social, @thepopdaddy.bsky.social, and me.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GUILTY @brainexploder.bsky.social !!! Also, he keeps predicting the future left and right:

🦃 In 1983, Q*bert got his own cartoon. It had a Thanksgiving episode showing his ancestors building a Q home in a Q land after arriving on the Q*flower. It’s real! Here’s an 80-minute podcast about it with @brainexploder.bsky.social, @horrormoviebbq.bsky.social, and @thepopdaddy.bsky.social.

🦃 3 weeks till Thanksgiving! Here’s an old podcast about a 1983 puppet special from future ALF creator Paul Fusco. With @horrormoviebbq.bsky.social, @brainexploder.bsky.social, and @thepopdaddy.bsky.social!

Really cool Madballs knock offs at 5 Below for 3$!

It’s things like this that make October and Halloween so special. Regular, ordinary, and boring chores are suddenly filled with cast of ghosts, rats, and bats. I hope you all find a ghost or a rat or a graveyard today.

Ultra rare aesthetic unlocked: Mid level sketchy laundromat with early 2000’s Halloween decorations.

Does any fast food chain go this hard anymore?

My favorite aesthetic is chain restaurant franchise location DIY Halloween display.

Nobody ever talks about the movie Monkey Bone and it’s starting to deeply upset me.

If you need physical, tangible evidence that life peaked in the early 2000’s: these were FREE at McDonald’s in October 2003.

Mid October lunch for a regular, ordinarily adult

#EasterSammy Uh oh, he's awake

Halloween! Nightmare King! Ghost! Ghost Pepper! Wednesday! And now the Jack-O-Lantern Whopper. I'm the only person in the world with a complete collection of Burger King's Halloween Whoppers, dating as far back as 2015. Can't believe I'm single.

If this came out when I was a kid, I would 100% save this box to put action figures in. But even better: I’m gonna save this box and put action figures in it as an adult.

Happy October 1st from whatever the fuck this thing is

"I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and... I like to kiss my own butt"

We’re getting into it tonight, folks!

Leave It To Beaver ep "Sweatshirt Monsters" the Beav gets in trouble at school for wearing a Monster Sweatshirt. I can't express the level of righteousness anger little Sam felt at this ep. Probably contributed to me buying so many horror shirts. Let's get some repros and go freak the normies

401K? Retirement plan?? My retirement plan is that America is not going to exist pretty soon probably.

Back in the 70’s my dad saw some wrestlers in a restaurant in NYC & none of the “good guys” would look his way. The only one who did was one of the “bad guys”: Iron Sheik. Decades later, my dad took me to get this photo with him and tell him that story. Sometimes the bad guys are the good guys.

Sad for summer to end but also excited to finally flex my designer drip @horrormoviebbq.bsky.social

The main takeaway in SUPERMAN (2025) is “Be nice to people and try your best”. We are absolutely FRIED beyond recognition as a society if this takeaway is ruffling some people’s feathers politically.

The theme of the summer is robots I would hug

When I was reading this someone was playing "I Don't Want To Live On The Moon" on our work piano. It was like perfect zen youtu.be/kIq8jLj5TzU?...

The world is constantly scary and continuously getting worse. Take a few minutes to look at Kermit riding a bike. It’s good for your soul.

Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

It’s gonna be great when Jack Black says “guys. It’s time to whack a mole.”

They have my favorite cinematic Batman villain in the toy isles again. I wore that costume LONG after Halloween was over doing Ace Ventura impressions.

THE BOARDWALK BOYZ HAVE ARRIVED AND SUMMER HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN!!!!! SURFS UP, DUDES! @brainexploder.bsky.social

Come on fellow BSky nerds. Post your favourite T-shirt. (A @brainexploder.bsky.social original)

Thanks @brainexploder.bsky.social for reminding me how Easter lives at Trader Joe's. I almost got trampled by college kids when they rolled out pastel canvas TJ bags. Saving the Jo-Jo's for Easter. They're better than Oreo's

It's time! #EasterSammy is back with the latest Easter treats! Thank you @brainexploder.bsky.social for helping me test the Easter Oracle! Leaving questions for the Magic 8 Egg Below! youtu.be/mxCyR0Mn_e0?...

@brainexploder.bsky.social is at Monster Mania Con this weekend. Stop by his table for some sweet hats, shirts, prints and so much more!!!!

Well, my dream boat Santa profile pic had a good run. Fortunately @brainexploder.bsky.social made me the perfect Easter season avatar

Yearly reminder that I share a birthday with Hellraiser: Bloodline.

Them: What are you doing this weekend, Sam? High School Sam: Oh just going watch some flick with some friends The Friends:

If you’re New Jersey Horror Con this weekend, stop by @brainexploder.bsky.social ‘s table and grab yourself. Cool shirt, hat or art print! Check it out:

Man, Heart Eyes is EXACTLY my shit.

Have you put any thought into the fact that the dude who played the guardian angel in Quigley, that Gary Busey dog movie, is the director of Longlegs and the upcoming Stephen King adaptation, The Monkey?

We have to use their own weapons against them

My apartment is littered with posters and prints but I had to show off this one because it’s one of my favorites from @brainexploder.bsky.social . A My Pet Monster/Ghostbusters mashup. And peep that Kenner colored trap!!!!

Bruh look at my tax expert I’m goin to jail bruh

Absolute king of all kings 👑

What are your favorite small independent movies of 2024?! I feel like people often go to bat for big, giant studio movies that need no defending. You can do whatever you want, but I’m an underdog guy. Big recommend for this silly little movie.

Man, it says something that I totally whiffed and forgot to turn the subtitles on for Anora (there are large chunks of the movie spoken in Russian) and it’s still my favorite movie I’ve seen all year. Genuinely laughed until I cried three times, very rare for me.

Some of you were never in the trenches with FEAR NET and it shows..

Hey! I’m trying to use Letterboxd more. Send me your username and let’s follow each other!