What was her name again?

We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.

Oh....my penis is big....

she really said pokemon go back to your own country

Oscar predictions: Picture - One Battle After Another Director - Paul Thomas Anderson (OBAA) Actress - Jessie Buckley (Hamnet) Actor - Timothee Chalamet (Marty Supreme) Supporting Actress - Teyana Taylor (OBAA) Supporting Actor - Wayne Knight (FNAF 2)

Jarvis, fabricate an ID with the name "General Goatsie*

Poker at the inventory night

I'm glad Bandcamp isn't owned by Epic anymore because Tim Sweeney's fragile ego would never let this happen.

“bsky is boring!” 1) good 2) social media should not be a cornerstone of your everyday entertainment 3) I find new artists to follow every day and look at pretty art endlessly on here when I feel like it 4) get a tactile hobby where you create something with your hands 5) read book 6) walk outside

When the company is lethal

Cool to see more people on Bluesky. Haven't been on as I've just been detoxing from social media as much as possible to focus on irl stuff, but I'm still keeping up now and then.

IK I DON'T POST HERE MUCH AND I SORRY BUT LIVE HIIII www.youtube.com/live/CMsqV0p...

📽️Saw VI is peak idc what people think

Whenever I see a video essay title that's "[insert popular average thing] is THE WORST MEDIA EVER!" I immediately click "Don't recommend channel" lmao

das crazy

I love how pretty much all subscription services actually suck and overpriced garbage meanwhile Tubi literally runs circles around them.

I am now making my book collection actually consistently decent

Only Werner Herzog's memoir would have his longest chapters be dedicated to his injuries on and off set and other filming disasters.

[oc] winter fit doodle ❄️💫 (he/they) [ #art #oc #originalcharacter ]

“Computer, Make Me a Video Game!” Yells CEO at Monitor hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

📽️ With it being the 25th anniversary of 1999 cinema, let's not dwell too hard on what's the best of that year and what was overrated when we should focus on only the finest kino 😌

open.spotify.com/track/6jCPof... ♥️ @listigeplaylists.bsky.social

On Spotify! If you love ambient music especially please check out the title track with some headphones! 🎧 #MusicianSky open.spotify.com/album/1CCH75...

📽️ It's been almost a week since I've seen it and I still have so much of Poor Things stuck in my brain, especially the music. I need it on digital GRAAAH

🎧 Dunno where this template originates from but uh: Björk, Amy Winehouse, Carly Rae, Janet Jackson, Charli XCX. Sucks I'm limited to five because I desperately wanted to include Nelly Furtado LMAO

I'm goobing

Honestly wish I properly looked into how feeds worked when I got my invite accepted very late into the invite-only lifespan, the transition from Twitter to here has been very smooth and more importantly non-toxic!! Hats off to you elders

Really wanna work on more music for my GugsSuggs handle with it having the strongest presence, but juggling all the things I wanna do is so difficult mannn. 🎧 #MusicianSky If you're curious what I have it's here but it doesn't reflect what I can do currently: gugssuggs.bandcamp.com/music

The Shaggs is unironically more musically complex than anything on the top 40 right now.

Isaac Newton was probably a furry.

🎧Started the journey of my musical passion project. Iridescent Moonstone is the expressive voice I want to lend to music, and it's going to be a continuous evolution. Took me a lot of time and self-doubt conquering to release the building blocks. iridescentmoonstone.bandcamp.com/album/arrival

I'm now on Bluesky to cause a reign of suffering on people's timelines