shit AGAIN? fuck.

well. shit.

well well well

hey everybody welcome to heavydog wednesday where we elect muslim mayors and kick billionaires in the teeth (with pickaxes)

lookie lookie who's got the cookie

one cannot gay wrong (?)

if you ate glue as a kid you're gay now sorry i don't make the rules

arf

shoot more right wing pissbabies in their dumb fuckin faces please thank you

not nearly enough dead ceos today cmon people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rest in piss bozo

and this is the thanks i get!? (na na na na)

thin line between yeet and skeet dangerous

when he’s about to cum and you tie up his foreskin

we should all be too busy killing billionaires to make plans for brunch

people walking, people talking, people bashing their own skulls in

ow cramps

rtbhynu rtbyu ryrb y

GRITS?

great things are possible when you physically beat the shit out of fascists

love when a rest in piss bozo skeet pops off always here for your pissposting needs

rest in piss bozo

dunna dun, dun-dun dun dunna-dunna dun dun dun dunna dun, dun-dun dun dunna-dunna ICEBUSTERS!

i'm not your buddy, fuckhead

WHOSE DICK DO I GOTTA SUCK TO SUCK A DICK AROUND HERE!!??!??!?!?

you are weary of the news i am actively rooting for the global sport of hunting down billionaires and killing them as painfully as possible we are not the same

but more importantly i just don't have the fucking TIME for your stupid shit right now

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hut hut HIKE

cut my life into pieces this is my final option

andrew cummo sticky bummo loser energy maximummo

welcome to jackass

pish pash posh i'm in the sauce!!!

urethral stretching ohhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEE

i'm not even putting ice in my fuckin DRINKS anymore it's fuck ice forever babyyyyyyyyy

i dont know anymore thanks for all the fish

dr6unufyn5rnr5ybrynftubtfj

in the words of the immortal Pete & Bas: grab a hammer then squeeze

some of you talk like you're preparing for a debate as to which particular sort of tyrant you'd rather live under lmao you should be ashamed of yourselves you dumb fucking pissbabies

girl who introduces herself as a muggle but never elaborates

Rorschach:

the "democrat party"? you mean the chickenshit loser party of dorks?

the Overton Window should be pulled left until an idea like "punch Nazis" is the lamest, tamest start to the discussion and not a hot-button issue

i don't hate jazz but telling me to listen for the notes you're not playing is just gonna make me wanna punch you in your dissonant face

well if i don't have a gun what the fuck was i SUPPOSED to bring to the fight damn

waking up in a panicked sweat to thoughts of canadian drop bears

a sub Marine, you say? always loved a man in uniform, yes? well?

stubbing my toe like GEE GOLLY WILLICKERS HOT TAMALE WAZOO

no offense bluesky. i love you bluesky. but we need a lot less of these "RESIST always vote democrat BLUE WAVE BABY" accounts and more of the "i aspire to be the one to do exactly what we all know needs to be done. perhaps with a wrench." accounts.

the heavydog code 1) transfolks are friendfolks 2) punch nazis (with the bumper of your vehicle) 3) do your hobby without apology 4) post