“ well now you should be sure that it surely ‘clicked’.”

“ I heard ya the first time.”

“ another page in the Chronicles of Black Spider~”

“ your lost, Hot Flames.” he says. “you seem like a fun guy.”

“ Oh but you can actually, Hot Stuff. All you gotta do is catch my double meaning.”

“ Now he’s hesitant about talking about his milk.”

“ Yep. Looking right at one~”

“ What i’m looking for is REALLY local. More than the grocery stores~.”

he’s got a hole that would love some of dat Johnny milk~.

“ I’ll be more than happy to have that man’s locally made, vitamin rich milk~”

he has no idea~

STEALS A KISS AND BOLTS! “ Y’all I kissed Bruce fucking Wayne.”

Gonna give him a real menace.

Stolen from Dagger

“ Hm.”

“When things go bump in the night, I bump back.” An independent portrayal of Elsa Bloodstone. Monster hunter, archaeologist, tea enthusiast, firearms buff.

Eric decided it was time to lock in on his target: @spy-omicron.sunder.my

;; Made a Bronze Tiger and Jade Tiger (for when there’s more on the character). @tigeredbronze.bsky.social @tigeredjade.bsky.social

“ How do y’all show off food burnt to a crisp happily and with ya whole chest?”

“I am Damian Wayne. Son of the Bat, and Grandson to the demons head.” 🦇Semi-Cannon portrayal of Damian. 🦇/Mun is 20+. Follow if you want he’s 18+ for language and gore. NO LEWD./ 🦇Dark Themes. 🦇#Serpentine

“ You demonstrated that you’re allergic to decently cooked food.”

WACHEET! The man webbed the dossier up and was reading it. “ Anita Milph, huh? That’s hilarious. Alright, Romes. I’ll see to this chick for ya.”

💭Anita Milph? If it wasn’t Sionis, i’d think he was joking

“ Batman called ME extreme but he can handle a guy who happens to have people ‘accidentally’ walk into his sword.”

“ Uh huh.”

“ How the fuck do YOU accidentally stab someone?”

“ I guess it’s weird for you in your perspective.”

“ Exactly. That sounds so bizarre.”

“ Good grief, he’s wondering why you are horny.”

“ What did you expect? For me to be bitten by a radioactive spider and gained super powers and the altruistic desire to do good?”

“ Former drug addict. Killed my daddy by accident & quit cold turkey. Decided to fight against those who distruibute them.” “ Also lost my son & love of my life.”

“ So that makes you all…..SUPERHEROES.”

“ Wait there’s also the blonde…..” “ This is definitely alternate universe bullshit.”

“……That would explain much.”

“…I dunno what to believe in.”

“ So far there’s that guy, the chimpmunk, and the one with a tail and German accent.” “Which is hot, by the way.”

“……Never heard of you.” He replied. “ It is. Especially since I’ve had 3 other hoes stealing the name.”

“ Now there’s a Spider guy with a tail.”

"Honestly yes. This is the least surprising thing I've seen this week."

“ There’s a T-Rex and a PIG?”

After the t-rex and the pig, the chipmunk just isn't all that surprising.

"You guys are just jealous that I have more swag hehe!"

“ Hold on. You’re the second ah…..person….wearing a spider themed costume.”

“ Wheres yours? And if you’re the OG, I’m Beyoncé.” “ The name, by the way, is Black Spider.”

“ It means exactly what I mean.”

“ A talking chimpmunk dressed as in a spider-themed costume?!”