It is utterly insane how people expect you to just … do things less than 2 weeks after you have a baby lol

New Substack from postpartum sleepy newborn bliss bethanycosentino.substack.com/p/hello-from...

Italians do it better

I would not wish 41 weeks pregnant on my worst enemies !!!!!!!!!!!

I’ve started “podcasting” on my Substack while I wait for my baby to be born … sometimes a girl just needs to gab … you can listen here: bethanycosentino.substack.com/p/there-is-n...

Saying profound and dignified things in the new HBO Yacht Rock doc streaming now !!! Grab a white wine spritz and watch it ⛵️🥂

This HBO Yacht Rock Documentary is really good! Nice surprise to see Bethany from Best Coast as one of the commentators. @bethanycoast.bsky.social

I am a yacht rocker

Everyday you learn about a new nepo baby

RIP Vanderpump Rules - you literally changed my life, thank you for your service

Sweet Tea is disgusting, im sorry but the south is wrong

My whole personality now is girl who never cared about Wicked and decided to go see the movie and now cares about nothing else

OG Twitter it girl reporting for duty 🫡

I wrote a song for Twisters that didn’t get used and I’d just like to say, it was better than all the songs that did make it into Twisters

Talked for 25 minutes about uncertainty while I wait for a baby to come out of my body!!! Subscribe to listen: bethanycosentino.substack.com/p/a-special-...

Dr. Fucking OZ????????????

I listened to this entire album earlier & it is a work of art made for these troubled times. I could feel my blood pressure drop just listening to it. #BethanyCosentino @bethanycoast.bsky.social

Crazy what sitting in the sun will do for your mental health

RFK eating McDonald’s and using Zyn pouches is just like every dumb wellness bitch I know screaming about endocrine disrupters while smoking cute skinny cigarettes

Did you know drinking beverages out of mason jars will increase your joy??????

Anyone else weeks away from giving birth and absolutely in denial that they are having a baby lol

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