𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖌𝖚𝖓𝖘! 𝕴𝖙'𝖘 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖗𝖚𝖓! 𝕭𝖑𝖔𝖜 𝖒𝖊 𝖆𝖜𝖆𝖞! {Halo/MV RP} -Spartan II- -Mostly independent portrayal, with some show elements- {Muse/Mun 21+} -18+/MDNI- {More Info Below}

"Can't say I've ever met a Forerunner whose ever wanted to shake my hand before. Maybe rip it off." If this was some sort of ploy, Henry didn't get it. Luring your enemy into a false sense of security was one thing, but this wasn't that. She didn't even have a weapon out, just -

Was that a squeak? He couldn't have heard that right. Forerunners were deadly creatures of myth who terrorized the galaxy. Who had tried to kill him and his race. They didn't squeak. "No. I'm not. Sorry to disappoint. Now Identify yourself." It was a good sign that, the Forerunner hadn't-

Just trying to lift your spirits with a joke I thought you'd like.

@tyeverheart.bsky.social Three-legged dog walks into a bar. He says, "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."

No but it's blue. Like the sky.

Then why is it blue above us in the dome?

The sky too. Don't forget that.

𝑺𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒂𝒏 𝑭𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍 —————————————— ° 𝑳𝒆𝒘𝒅 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒆𝒅 — 𝑺𝑭𝑾 ° 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒔 ° 𝑩𝒊𝒔𝒆𝒙𝒖𝒂𝒍 — 𝑺𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉 ° #HaloRP – #BSRP —————————————— 𝑹𝑬𝑻𝑾𝑬𝑬𝑻 \ 𝑳𝑰𝑲𝑬

Toot-toot, chugga-chugga, big red car

It would make me feel better if you believed it.

In that case I'm the spitting imagine of perfection. A god amongst men. A specimen hither to undreamt of.

If I say yes will you believe me?

Hey sir @lordadmiralhood.bsky.social! FUCK YOU!!!!!

For some reason he’s really got a hankering for a picnic basket. How fucking odd.

@fred-104.bsky.social I submitted 10 puns to a joke-writing competition to see if any of them made the finals. Sadly, no pun in ten did.

A little bit of #SeductiveSunday crack. As a treat.

It all kind of pales in comparison to the time(s?) I got atomized. Now that was a real bummer.

No Sunday post from me today. In fact my writer is telling me I'm lucky to still be alive at all!

How about Seeker glazing? Is that allowed?

“ @masterjuridical.bsky.social if you don’t mind my asking what were the Forerunners holidays like? Assuming you had any.”

Best thing about Forerunner guns? Don't have to clean em. They practically take care of themselves.

Does Roland count Sir?

#SpartanSunday All it takes is one good shot.

Of course Jane Psychopath would have a complaint.

They should have called the Didact, John Forerunner. Really a missed opportunity if you ask me.

"Oh that's interesting. I guess with the Domain there was also less need for them in general? Well not that there's really a need for them in the first place."

"Alright I gotta know. @masterjuridical.bsky.social did the Forerunners have zoo's?"

"The Honor Guard does not flee. Then or now." #HaloRP OC- Spartan IV: Edward Dayne More info below!

Yeah it was a real pain, let me tell you. Do not recommend getting atomized.

He’s got some new jokes ready but frankly he doesn’t really want to get thrown off a mountain or get atomized again. What to do, what to do…

Shells on the saucer... Don't seem right.

Health and safety nightmare.

Introducing "God...I miss the old days where we knew what the enemy had, standard bullets not this,alien plasma, shit." Eddie Redmayne "Why'd I join the ODST? I got a little boy at home, joined to keep his world safe." As "Shit, I think he saw me? SHIT, YES, HE DID!" Lucas Lupin The Sniper.

A little bit of #SeductiveSunday crack. As a treat.

"Since the fall of the Covenant bloodshed is all that we have left. Bloodshed against humans. Against Jiralhanae. Against our own kind. The galaxy burns." #HaloRP OC- Sangheili High Kiadon: Loquen Nar 'Lulkam More Info Below!

@urdidact.bsky.social “What is a dictators best magic trick?”

The fact that she attempted to think about his words instead of just meeting them with scorn and derision only made him feel bad. Almost. "Because deep down, they're really good people."

He has recovered from the consequences that mighty fall he took and has decided it is now @masterjuridical.bsky.social's turn to experience humor. "Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?"

I resent this comparison. I would never be caught wearing green.