Starter for @forunnertourguide.bsky.social To say that Henry had his fill of Forerunner facilities would be an understatement. It had brought him face to face with real living Forerunners. Not just once but twice. Two vastly different experiences. He still had the scars, both physical -

Bird is the word... My god!

What's the good word?

Yeah... Could be worse though.

𝕬𝖑𝖑 𝖔𝖓 𝖆 𝖘𝖕𝖆𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖕 𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌, 𝖚𝖘𝖊 𝖒𝖞 𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖘 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖆𝖓𝖞𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖇𝖚𝖙 𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌! {Halo/MV RP} -Spartan IV OC- -Communications Specialist- -Hydra-3- {Muse/Mun 21+} -18+/MDNI- {More Info Below}

Sometimes you just can't win.

You told me to rethink my priorities in life after I talked about getting atomized!

I was just trying to return the favor!

Because 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐬 a sad and depressing thing to say or believe.

Are you really asking why I think its depressing and sad to tell people to go out of their way to 𝐧𝐨𝐭 love you?

I find what you said to be depressing and sad.

😔

Hmm. I kind of thought you would just let conflict continue to happen just for the sake of more violence. It seemed right up your alley.

And her I thought conflict would have been the point for you.

"You wanna live? Get off the beach!" #HaloRP OC- Marine: Roscoe Thelonius Striker More info below!

"Well if it works out it's an introduction and goodbye all at the same time." Maybe he won the jackpot here. Found the first nice Forerunner. Not even in the creepy Librarian way. Genuinely nice. "No offense but I think they'd probably give her a medal instead. You guys have medals?" Henry tilts-

"C'mon I couldn't get you even if I wanted to." "Nope. You take that off then just have at it. Like this." Henry, unwrapped his muffin and then preceded to tear a chunk out of the muffintop and plop it in his mouth.

"Yup. Baked it myself. 100% safe for Forerunners consumption."

“It’s safe. I promise.”

𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖌𝖚𝖓𝖘! 𝕴𝖙'𝖘 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖗𝖚𝖓! 𝕭𝖑𝖔𝖜 𝖒𝖊 𝖆𝖜𝖆𝖞! {Halo/MV RP} -Spartan II- -Mostly independent portrayal, with some show elements- {Muse/Mun 21+} -18+/MDNI- {More Info Below}

"Can't say I've ever met a Forerunner whose ever wanted to shake my hand before. Maybe rip it off." If this was some sort of ploy, Henry didn't get it. Luring your enemy into a false sense of security was one thing, but this wasn't that. She didn't even have a weapon out, just -

Was that a squeak? He couldn't have heard that right. Forerunners were deadly creatures of myth who terrorized the galaxy. Who had tried to kill him and his race. They didn't squeak. "No. I'm not. Sorry to disappoint. Now Identify yourself." It was a good sign that, the Forerunner hadn't-

Just trying to lift your spirits with a joke I thought you'd like.

@tyeverheart.bsky.social Three-legged dog walks into a bar. He says, "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."

No but it's blue. Like the sky.

Then why is it blue above us in the dome?

The sky too. Don't forget that.

𝑺𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒂𝒏 𝑭𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍 —————————————— ° 𝑳𝒆𝒘𝒅 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒆𝒅 — 𝑺𝑭𝑾 ° 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒔 ° 𝑩𝒊𝒔𝒆𝒙𝒖𝒂𝒍 — 𝑺𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉 ° #HaloRP – #BSRP —————————————— 𝑹𝑬𝑻𝑾𝑬𝑬𝑻 \ 𝑳𝑰𝑲𝑬

Toot-toot, chugga-chugga, big red car

It would make me feel better if you believed it.

In that case I'm the spitting imagine of perfection. A god amongst men. A specimen hither to undreamt of.

If I say yes will you believe me?

Hey sir @lordadmiralhood.bsky.social! FUCK YOU!!!!!

For some reason he’s really got a hankering for a picnic basket. How fucking odd.

@fred-104.bsky.social I submitted 10 puns to a joke-writing competition to see if any of them made the finals. Sadly, no pun in ten did.

A little bit of #SeductiveSunday crack. As a treat.

It all kind of pales in comparison to the time(s?) I got atomized. Now that was a real bummer.

No Sunday post from me today. In fact my writer is telling me I'm lucky to still be alive at all!

How about Seeker glazing? Is that allowed?

“ @masterjuridical.bsky.social if you don’t mind my asking what were the Forerunners holidays like? Assuming you had any.”

Best thing about Forerunner guns? Don't have to clean em. They practically take care of themselves.

Does Roland count Sir?