For some reason he’s really got a hankering for a picnic basket. How fucking odd.

@fred-104.bsky.social I submitted 10 puns to a joke-writing competition to see if any of them made the finals. Sadly, no pun in ten did.

A little bit of #SeductiveSunday crack. As a treat.

It all kind of pales in comparison to the time(s?) I got atomized. Now that was a real bummer.

No Sunday post from me today. In fact my writer is telling me I'm lucky to still be alive at all!

How about Seeker glazing? Is that allowed?

“ @masterjuridical.bsky.social if you don’t mind my asking what were the Forerunners holidays like? Assuming you had any.”

Best thing about Forerunner guns? Don't have to clean em. They practically take care of themselves.

Does Roland count Sir?

#SpartanSunday All it takes is one good shot.

Of course Jane Psychopath would have a complaint.

They should have called the Didact, John Forerunner. Really a missed opportunity if you ask me.

"Oh that's interesting. I guess with the Domain there was also less need for them in general? Well not that there's really a need for them in the first place."

"Alright I gotta know. @masterjuridical.bsky.social did the Forerunners have zoo's?"

"The Honor Guard does not flee. Then or now." #HaloRP OC- Spartan IV: Edward Dayne More info below!

Yeah it was a real pain, let me tell you. Do not recommend getting atomized.

He’s got some new jokes ready but frankly he doesn’t really want to get thrown off a mountain or get atomized again. What to do, what to do…

Shells on the saucer... Don't seem right.

Health and safety nightmare.

Introducing "God...I miss the old days where we knew what the enemy had, standard bullets not this,alien plasma, shit." Eddie Redmayne "Why'd I join the ODST? I got a little boy at home, joined to keep his world safe." As "Shit, I think he saw me? SHIT, YES, HE DID!" Lucas Lupin The Sniper.

A little bit of #SeductiveSunday crack. As a treat.

"Since the fall of the Covenant bloodshed is all that we have left. Bloodshed against humans. Against Jiralhanae. Against our own kind. The galaxy burns." #HaloRP OC- Sangheili High Kiadon: Loquen Nar 'Lulkam More Info Below!

@urdidact.bsky.social “What is a dictators best magic trick?”

The fact that she attempted to think about his words instead of just meeting them with scorn and derision only made him feel bad. Almost. "Because deep down, they're really good people."

He has recovered from the consequences that mighty fall he took and has decided it is now @masterjuridical.bsky.social's turn to experience humor. "Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?"

I resent this comparison. I would never be caught wearing green.

He shrugs off the rock and continues on with his joke. Let the chips fall where they may. "They work on many levels."

He has decided to take his comedy to the next level. No they won't be getting better! He is going to begin pestering the Forerunners with them. Starting with @convictsecurity.bsky.social because he doesn't value his life. "Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?"

Unperturbed he continues on with his joke. “Broken drums! You can't beat them.”

@fred-104.bsky.social What is the best present?

You know I’m something of a new Forerunner kit myself

Man fuck the Forerunners. Why’d they need to put fucking skulls in their robots?

× take a seat, put up your 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘵 I'll lend an ear & have a нєαят • with a meal and a 𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚔 you'll have your rest for as 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 as you 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍

I am at the very least Punny

Prefect

Hear me out. What if you made like only your chest really shinny?

"You know, funny thing about that..."

"ᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴀꜱᴛ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴꜱ ᴀꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴏꜱᴇ ᴡᴇ ʜᴏᴘᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴇꜱᴇʀᴠᴇ." | #HaloRP | #RPSKY | #MVRP

"ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴀʀᴇ." | #HaloRP | #RPSKY | #MVRP

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He’s itching for his next assignment. There’s been some adjustments made to his armor and he can’t wait to see how it works in the field.

— ❛Just another day at the office.❜