Untitled cyborg collage made from a single issue of Nuts and Volts magazine. The guy looked kinda corporate in the original pic so I decided to encase him in machinery, damning him to an existence beyond even God’s fathoming. Compared to his corporate lifestyle though, think he’s better off now…

okay so AI is absolutely cratering imminently and I need all of you to PROMISE me you won't take the high road, and will laugh and rub it in their faces as much as possible. I need you to laugh and go 'WE TOLD YOU SO, BITCH" at every opportunity, PLEASE be extremely mean and ruthless

I love seeing my library holds marked as In Transit. Makes me feel like a brooding lord having sent out my underlings to bring me knowledge. Freaky little gremlin men are running across the land carrying the books I asked for. They're bringing me the tomes

And from the machine… FLESH. #collage #scifiart #darkart #sculpture #originalart #cyborg

Driving in videogames should be nothing but flooring it and steering. Don’t make me manage my speed around corners. That’s the type of boring reality that I’m trying to escape by playing a videogame. I wanna zoom

Notice to all companies: if you send me a “thanks for your payment” email I want to beat you with a hammer

Energy companies will email you money-saving tips as if they’re not actively price gouging you

Me when I see an ad posing as a normal post

I can’t stand the feigned togetherness of Influencer Content. I’m not following you on your hike, I’m not getting ready with you, I’m not trying a new restaurant with you. This is a VIDEO. I’m not there. We don’t know each other. Why say that? What are we doing??

Hand of Satan

Sometimes I wish I still smoked weed cause I could hook up a Saw Gerrera breathing mask situation and pass it around to my friends saying LET IT IN BOY and it’d be sick. Alas…

the cow's tools will never be used to dismantle the cow's barn

Emails should never address me by my first name.

Bitches, leave.

It’s sad that “subject matter expert nitpicks a work of fiction” is a whole genre of video content. Why would I ever care if fiction lines up with reality?

I hate the constellation fandom. They’re always like “how can you not see the horse” while pointing at the five most random dots you’ve ever seen

Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Rom the Vacuous Spider, Living Failures, Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos, Mergo's Wet Nurse, Orphan of Kos, Moon Presence, Darkbeast Paarl, Kos or some say Kosm, Plant eyes on our brains to cleanse our beastly idiocy,

Hate it when I walk past a piece of poop and all the flies scatter off it. Like guys relax, I’m not gonna steal your poop. It’s fine. Go about your business.

Sometimes I read those “things to do in the city this weekend” listicles just to see what the normals are up to. I’ll be engaged in matters far stranger

Surrealist anticapital rage #collage #originalart #punkart #anticapitalist

I had a dream last night that I met the Rock but I didn’t really care. I just talked to him cause we were the only two people there so it would’ve been awkward not to. Even in dreams I’m unimpressed by this man

Someone should teach worms to braid themselves together like rope to form a mega worm. Could be very fun and enriching for the worms

Merging into Devastator probably feels good af for the Constructicons

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I know Jon Bernthal is actually a good actor but it’s hilarious to me that he’s gonna be in The Odyssey. LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING, TELEMACHUS

Every crossword clue with a question mark in it makes me want to shove the author in a locker

The three genres of podcast are Friendship Simulator, Fascist Propaganda, and Oopy Doopy Murders

An unexpected bonus gripe about our public health systems being gutted is that now I can’t say shit like “raw chicken is the forbidden fruit that the government doesn’t want you to know about” without sounding like a republican. Bad health decisions are the new red hats and I hate it

I finished my custom jacket! Finally I can dress for the dystopia we live in

"Meeting uncomfortable moments on screen with ironic laughter to distance yourself from that discomfort is, frankly, loser behavior. You’re deliberately taking yourself out of the moment you paid $18 to sit in, and I find that so performative."

I need answers. I need to ascend

Please help Israa if you can!

More pictures of my cyborg #sculpture #bodyhorror #cyborg #darkart #scifiart

Look at this cyborg I made!! I’ve had him in progress for months now but he’s finally done #cyborg #sculpture #scifiart #cyberpunk #darkart

What irks me most about the Hogwarts house crowd is that those were never even meant to be a universal personality map. They’re four categories that children at one specific school are sorted into. I get the appeal of thinking about which one you *would be,* but to insist you *are* one is delusional

Finally giving some more attention to this piece I haven’t worked on in a while #wip #sculpture #scifiart #cyborg

A bountiful harvest from the city streets today. Love finding free art supplies

For as long as I’ve been around the supreme court’s stance has been “We’d love to help, but we can’t.” Neither of those things was true, but they at least felt the need to lie. Now they’re just flatly saying “We don’t want to help and how dare you expect us to.” We’ve reached a new depth.

The plot of The Yellow Wallpaper happens to me daily at work

OMG! TOO CUTE??? ❤️ Scientists taught rats to drive tiny cars and found that even when they didn't give them treats, they would still intentionally get into car crashes for the purpose of sexual gratification

Perfect encapsulation of the Democrats’ role: policing and sanitizing opposition, standing in the way of any real change

Microwaves are like asking a genie to heat up your plate of food. “Wish granted, your PLATE of food is now scalding hot. The food itself? Oh that’s still cold. You should’ve been more specific.”

Hey Soulja Boy, for whom does the bell toll?

I refuse to lose the word goon to the teens. A goon is a surly minion and nothing else.