Why does the 1% club audience have such a low bitrate sounding applause

Brain rot isn’t that common, I’ve encountered it maybe 6…7 times?

War Never been so much fun War Never been so much fun~ Go to your brother, kill him with your gun, leave him dying in his uniform, dying in the sun #cannonfodder #retro #amiga

You can do Bluesky on Untappd now? Hmmm maybe this account will become beer spam like my Twitter was lol (you can always mute the #untappd hashtag if I overdo it at a beer festival or such like)

Bit harsh mate #orangebaby

youtube.com/shorts/XDDET... Learn skills while you can! “You will own nothing and be happy” is expanding to “you will know nothing and be happy” at an incredible rate. I’m sure there used to be a name for the bulk of society not long ago that wasn’t afforded education or personal property 🤔

Anyone else dug out a pre-internet computer, found the productivity apps and actually realised they quite like using some old spreadsheet or word processor without needing a 4GHz octo core cpu to handle all the bloat, security stuff, updates, notifications etc? We used to do so much with so little

Sold an eBay item and sadly the postage option was Royal Mail. The “48 hour” delivery has been a week so far, meanwhile I can get a package from China (via Evri at our end) in like 5 days. Take that in. It’s faster to get a package all the way from China than to post in our own country with RM

Spotted in an Aldi building site. Looks menacing!

But I won't do that!

Genuinely not here to crap on Apple. I'm always getting tempted back onto their stuff. But my god what have they done to iOS, this new "liquid glass" style is tacky as hell. It's like a Temu version of Aero from Win7.

Fascinated by the existence of the iPhone Air. It's like they're asking "are people willing to pay more and make sacrifices for an extremely thin device?" which I've always thought is a "no" and Apple have always assumed is a yes in their past designs.

www.change.org/p/tell-maste... The card payment processors can back off with the censorship as well, it's not their job to police content. Honestly I get the thing on both subjects of protecting youngsters, but this ain't it. (Hot take, parenting would probably help)

Hi from Switzerland Okay not really but I'll keep fighting all this Draconian control of our internet access, one being using VPN rather than submitting. All the UK government has achieved is making us care about our privacy more and sending the NSFW stuff they're concerned about underground

Come on #Linux. I was trying to get AWAY from this "oopsie doodle something went wrong, we won't tell you WHAT though" bullshit.

Haha they just had to. So long Linux Format o7

Come on, the likes of GDPR, CAN-SPAM etc have been around for years now. Even if it's B2B, if my work address (or worse, my personal one) is receiving newsletters or sales emails with no "Unsubscribe" link, it's getting reported as junk and blocked. No exceptions.

Hot take, bullies are as thick as pigshit. What a surprise that the western world's biggest bully is a massive thicky mcthickface

Watching the aurora in Denali National Park, Alaska

I am a total nerd and recreated brand new Windows 3.1 floppy labels off a photo I found on archive.org for my retro rig. I was able to find 3.11WG but not 3.1 which I started with (included tada.wav!) I could probably share a PDF for printing onto Label Planet LP10/70 labels. #retropc

Meanwhile in Germany, the town of Wank is not allowed to use its “I ❤️ Wank” slogan during the skiing World Cup. In summary: No Wanking.

*proud BF noises* Check him out!

I was today years old when I realised that it's "to you and your kin" and not "to you and your king" #merrychristmas

The motherboard I unearthed at home which is being used to recreate a similar rig to what I had around age 13. AT cases are rare as rocking horse shit, usually a yellowed and rusted wreck and command like £80 on eBay. Got a NOS beige ATX case coming instead to force it into with mods

Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer is on tonight. The classic tale of when people treat you like shit until they find out you can do something for them. 🦌🦌🦌

Not bad #duolingo

Sycamore Gap "not as grandiose as we thought" according to readers.

I still struggle to get off the ground when it comes to posting on here. I think leaving t'other place made me realise I don't need microblogging that much. Maybe I'll end up posting more now that it's getting popular though

"Black Friday Week" Who's going to tell retailers what the "day" means in "Friday"?

Sweet dreams 😴

Visa stopped posting on X. Etsy stopped posting on X. Adobe stopped posting on X. Android stopped posting on X. Mastercard stopped posting on X. McDonald's stopped posting on X. CVS Pharmacy stopped posting on X. Walmart stopped posting on X. Did You? #cdnpoli #peipoli

NASA’s new rendering of the Christmas Tree Nebula

A certain 4chan lurking owner of t'other social media platform has a DOGE department now. America is internet memeing itself to death

Never thought about this before

gave my switch some 90s nostalgia 💜🖤

Thank you England. Thank you. --- BBC News - Thousands of counter-protesters rally after riots www.bbc.com/news/article...

Cologne Cathedral 1995 and 2024. I walked up a lot of steps to find that same vantage point #photography

How I feel when I have to scroll down to the year I was born!

Ed Balls #introduction