This Andrew arrest stuff is great, but it seems to be "forwarding sensitive documents" that they've arrested him for, not the other stuff. Are we actually going to see any of the billionaire r*pists go to prison for being r*pists, or do they need to have been a threat to national security as well?

A song about how, sometimes, it would just be nice to have the time to do absolutely nothing for the day...

The "Protect women & children" crowd are perfectly happy with r*pe, s*xual assault and p*edophilia as long as it's white, cis people doing it. They actually think that being non-white, gay or trans is worse than being a r*pist or p*edo so will try to find any excuse to target them.

A short ditty inspired by recent "fun" social media trends, how they help devalue the work of artists and creators, and how they are creating a world of plagiarised, soulless slop (without even getting into the environmental impact!) Stop using Generative A.I, folks and go and learn a craft!

Here we go. A picture showing who I am and what I do. It took 2 seconds and didn't require f*cking Chat GPT! For the love of real art, please stop using generative AI!

Some actual accountability and consequences. Is that really too much to f*cking expect?

Get Palantir out of the UK. Protect our NHS. Protect our country. www.thenational.scot/news/2582860...

Long dog...

Not long now, folks... Full info via the link: tombwild.com/upcoming-sho...

No Gmail, I don't need you to summarise my email conversations for me, I can f*cking read! It's creepy as f*ck and makes it very clear you are watching me (I always knew you were, but you don't need to make it so damn obvious!)

The most powerful people in the world are literally all over those files. Billionaires, politicians etc. should be being arrested and charged for some of the most heinous crimes imaginable, but... they won't. Because the current system protects them. We need a new one.

And just like that, the amount of money I had in the bank has halved, but at least I got my tax done (and a day early!) Happy self assessment day to me...

We urgently need a parliamentary debate on Palantir. Please sign this & share with your network. Via @the-citizens.bsky.social & @change.org. www.change.org/p/hold-a-par...

Inspired by comments and private messages music artists receive when making overtly political statements on social media. FYI, we're not going to stop. Music is inherently political. People who don't realise that are not listening properly.

Studio selfie...

Can't wait to be joined by my good pal Chris Tavener next month at The Soundhouse, LEICESTER as part of @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social See you there? Full info here: www.seetickets.com/event/thomas...

Hi Blue-sky. I'm sorry for neglecting you. I will try to do better...

Pissing the right people off...

Forgot that it was Good Friday and that the buses are on the Sunday timetable. Thanks a lot, Jesus...

When certain people discuss their religious values...

For fuck's sake, @teamlabouruk.bsky.social! Please just tax the fucking rich! Stop taking away from the most vulnerable in society!

Four words that fill me with dread...

The joy of a good tennis ball on a nice spring day...

When artists and creators have to do stuff on social media... youtube.com/shorts/1xwI8...

Felt relevant again today, for some reason... youtube.com/shorts/YM20W...

It's Not A Difference Of Opinion...

With all the other stuff going on at the moment, I keep forgetting to mention that only 2 months ago I released my 4th album! It's available from my website or from you preferred music platform. Do go give it a listen, I'm quite proud of it.

Planning For The Apocalypse... youtube.com/shorts/sN1fl...

New month, new Mental Health Shelf podcast. I talk to @tombwildesq.bsky.social about getting away from screens to connect with the outside world, returning to comfortable spaces and whether the ukulele is a proper instrument. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts!

A gentle reminder...

Will my lower back ever forgive me for working from the fold up sofa in my office for the last week? I really hope so. I've learned my lesson, I promise!

When you realise that no-one else knows WTF they're doing either... youtube.com/shorts/wqbK-...

Sláinte Mhath...

Although this is technically a new song, I actually started writing it back in 2020 when I believed that things were about as bad as they could be. Now here we are in 2025... youtu.be/3WSFWaXnmw0?...

The accuracy of this…

How I feel after interacting with people who are younger than me...

I must say, nothing beats a train gin...

Wow, I forgot how hard social media cold starts are. Where the hell do I begin?

Right then, Blue-sky. Let's go!