I dislike most people as a general rule. But I’ve never gone into a pot store and not immediately wanted to hang out with the people who work there. This definitely means that more people should eat a gummy or smoke a joint so I can hate them less.

If you don’t tell your coffee that you love it every morning after your first sip, you probably don’t deserve it.

Them: Beware the ides of March Me: Don’t threaten me with a good time

Has anyone ever used an Orthotic appliance for their TMJ? Wondering how you feel about it, did it work? Did you see improvement? I probably should have asked before buying the damn thing but too late for that.

I’m reading a book about magic and cats, it’s kind of perfect.

One of my bffs served multiple tours in Iraq and Afghanistan and he came back very haunted. He has been gone about 10 years now and his memory has been weighing on me the last few days. I miss him all the time but I’m glad he can’t see we’re back over there ruining more lives.

If you ever start grinding your teeth so bad that you get TMJ, go see your dentist immediately. Do not put it off. If you do you’ll end up spending tens of thousands of $$ on getting your teeth fixed and bite corrected. -signed someone who raw dogged it and is now spending tens of thousands of $$

When all else fails, eat Starburst Jellybeans about it.

Muttering to myself “I don’t get paid enough for this bullshit” for the 10th time already today.

My sleep score was 27 last night in case you were wondering 🫠

My favorite thing is when I’m stuck on hold with an insurance company (going on 1 hour and 10 minutes here) and people just keep calling in over and over and don’t leave a voicemail. Please… just make my life even more annoying.

YOU ASKED FOR THIS! Downfall. Kristi Noem Edition:

You know you have a chronic illness when you finish your prednisone prescription and are just excited to be able to take ibuprofen again.

Read some books in February. Not sure what I read in the one titled Bunny, but otherwise a decent month for good books.

My elder millennial ass is so tired.

Just had a very “wow… all is quiet in their frontal lobe” moment listening to someone and I can’t guarantee my face didn’t say what my mouth couldn’t.

I don’t know how I forgot how awful prednisone tastes. Why haven’t they put this bitch in a capsule form yet?

I can feel my heartbeat in my face today. So that’s fun.

The last British monarch to be arrested was beheaded and I think that's neat

There’s this thing with being chronically ill where you never want to go to the doctor because A. They’ll tell you it’s nothing, or 2. You’ve put it off so long because you’re use to dealing with bullshit that you end up walking away with four scripts, a CT scan and possibly the need for surgery.

Get in Losers! We’re doing cold plunges in our hard pants!

New hoodie arrived 💅

SEAHAWKS BABYY!!!

Did anyone catch what Bad Bunny’s football said right at the end of his performance? (Please tell me it said fuck ICE)

There’s two people in this situation, the person asking for help and the person judging the other person for asking for help. Only one of them is an asshole worth bullying and it’s not the person asking for help.

I have unlocked a new pet peeve. Bad medical billers. I swear to god stop making shit worse. The field already sucks without your damn help.

I just watched a video of a chick approaching a dog and the dog’s human had to yell at her “SHE’S NOT FRIENDLY” and I feel that.

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QOTD: If I called someone a Twatzi, who would you assume I was referring to?

I have a food fixation of cottage cheese with tomatoes and avocado lately, but it also gives me the icks almost every time I eat it. I don’t understand why my brain is so annoying

*ART*

Super Bowl bound!!! Go Hawks!!!!

That catch was so money omg

Still simmering in rage today, how’s everyone else doing?

Time to stay salty.

Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage.

People need to learn to put content warnings on their videos.

Ive been blowing my nose like crazy for a few days and now I have a tiny pimple under my nostril and basically I think I should just croak rather than have to deal with this kind of torture.

Taylor Swift should call more men a bitch.

People making me make non work decisions, while I’m working, feels like fighting words

I have an ice pack and a heating pad on my body right now. A Memoir.

My lab puppy is great, as long as I do exactly what he wants to do, exactly when he wants to do it.

I’m so PNW that I bought a new sun lamp and it gave me a headache.

I’m gonna go to bed at 9pm tonight. Like 9pm Eastern.

Just told someone my spoons are rusted and they didn’t understand what I was referring to and man, how I envy them 😮‍💨

Everything sucks but I’m making French Onion Soup with homemade bread, so there’s that.

Dystopian Fiction becomes Dystopian Non Fiction.

On the phone with United by 7:15am on a Friday? What fresh Hell is this?

The show I’m watching just said “hey siri call Kathy” and my phone tried to call my old supervisor who just recently died and I still went into a total panic trying to hang up even though I know she’s passed. I guess my anxiety thought it was going to try to connect to great unknown or something?