Tonight I dreamt a service person at a store was condescending and rude to me, ending in a blatant insult, which made me go post a complaint. Which means, because it was a dream, I did it all to myself. WTF, Brain?

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Dumb thought: Name a building after Tr-mp so he'll go visit it. Get him to try on the "uniform". Then drop the banners covering the words "Psychiatric Hospital" and escort the now straitjacketed Agent Orance to a room.

I hate that I'm using online classifieds again. Feels like only 3 kinds of people exist: ~ People who think "Haggling" means "Start at 50% seller's price". ~ "I don't want to pay that" or "How low will you go?". I'm not here to haggle with MYSELF. ~ DIDN'T. READ. THE ARTICLE. But I need the cash...

Shoutout to video games that let you map the controls to your liking! Can’t tell you how much of a lifesaver that is when certain games lock you to the original controls and its uncomfortable in the hands.

I've been reminding myself of this so much recently.

Post a meme made by you. Have a few of my modest tries.

Everytime Bowser orgasms, all the koopas in the world get a jolt to their bodies that makes them get 10% more buffer instantly! And he does on the regular ~

Invasive thought of the day: Do you think fire type pokémon furs had a phase in their youth where they were constantly trying to light their own farts?

I got a smartwatch as part of changing phones, and I will say something I've intimated before, yet again...Bandai could make a mint if they would take the money from making another Digivice we gotta import from Japan, and use it to make a Digivice App for the world. I want a Digi on my wrist, man!

Today I learned a teacher who recently left our school was on MasterChef Canada. When your best of Reel on YouTube is over 40 minutes long? A full episode's worth when you showed for one season? How did she never mention this even once? Why she left was not mentioned. Hope it's for good reasons.

Tell me again how AI is the future? I haven't had a good hard laugh today.

scully you're not gonna believe this

There was a Discord server set up for the fan community of a game that put up a temporary image banner on the Trans Day of Visibility and got so much shit from transphobes they just banned them all. And saw their moderation queue drop by 40% for weeks. Transphobes are plague rats. Clear em out

hasbro when the rent is due

He would, and he'd be the best backup and cover fire you could ask for.

Also a reminder for scared normies going back to Animal Crossing:

'Bout to restart Animal Crossing and face it's biggest hurdle:

Today at school I warned kids walking down the hall in line NOT to look back at me and to look where they're going. This caused three of the kids who WEREN'T doing so to turn and look at me, and seconds later, four collisions. I say I understand little kids because of my job, but I really do not.

Wakka lobbing an Al-Bhed slur out into the wild blue yonder, unaware that Yuna's half Al-Bhed, and the extended silence that follows as every party member present starts visibly dissociating like grandpa being racist during Thanksgiving dinner is so fucking wild

Raising an Arcanine🐶

I got off my ass and wrote one page of furry smut that didn't even get to the smut and I feel better than my last week of video gaming. Why did this seem so hard to do for three damn days?

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Commission for @neoscale.bsky.social 🏖

As a best-selling author I can confirm that this is correct advice

Gentle Doms don’t get enough representation. Not all dominance is loud or sharp- some of it is calm presence, clear consent, steady reassurance, and quiet confidence. Strength can be soft-spoken, deeply attentive, and still very much in charge. It deserves more space.

It's rough being a bird cryptid capable of tf-ing my surroundings. 🧊🎨

Journey to the West is a D&D campaign. Monkey's an overpowered munchkin. Pigsy is an impulsive troublemaker. Tripitaka brought a role-play heavy character to a balanced table. And Sandy is balanced, but doesn't get to do a whole lot because the DM's busy juggling the other three. Discuss.

Dunno why, but youtube recs keep throwing me videos about Chrono Trigger. Sure I've played and beaten it many times before, but it's going on the goal list. Beat it again. Then see if Chrono Cross was good? Dunno.

For No Reason in Particular Here’s a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis

This will never stop pissing me off. Despite these numbers, 90% of store shelves for phone accessories or iPhone. I just want a case to protect my shit, but every store only has two or three options, never my model.

*Dual Wielding Joke Goes Here*

Random thought of the day: I believe Uno was invented by someone who was sick of having arguments about what card does what in Crazy Eights. Because I have never met two people with the exact same rule set. Which card reverses directions in your family? I rest my case.

Morning.

doing it out of spite (against myself)

Made a new playlist

First game of my resolution down, though it was a pretty easy one. Finished the "Story Mode" of Mario Golf: Super Rush. Doesn't matter, beaten game is beaten game. Onward!

Horrible joke idea. Regular old Deep next to a hyperfurry, grinning while they scowl. "My tits are bigger than yours."

Guilty. Not even going to trial, pleading out at the first opportunity guilty, it's such a slam-dunk of a case.

I find it funny when people say Yuna's change was too drastic because from an outsider view having a falling out with your faith and then slutting it up crazy style is literally just what happened to like six of my friends

one of the dumbest words I've ever heard is "unalived" (yes I know it was made for censors but it's still a stupid word to me)

This Year's Resolutions: ~ See how long I can go without buying a new video game ~ Finish as many video games I own as I can (Anything goes, but ones I haven't beat before are better). ~ WRITE, gawddammit, WRITE! ~ Be more financially responsible ~ Be more responsible for my health. Any I missed?

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

WHERE IS HER SEATBELT? I WANNA TALK TO HER TRAINER, NOW.

FFX rail grinding like yer about to cancel a sham wedding ✨

You'll never truly know the joys of being stupid until you've devoted a little bit of effort to doing it.