Imagine not liking me but I forgot about you in a jar in my freezer 🫙✨

imagine me n you are arguing and i whip out a fcking banjo and start layin shit down

Imma just start telling people “you have forsaken me” whenever they do me wrong

Imagine hating me and I'm just in the creek stuffing cool rocks in my pockets..

Banned from the Rapture for calling it “Uppies”

they'll put a dollar general up ur ass if u ain't careful

I hope you are surrounded by more love than you can stand.

Yesterday my sister was Audrey Hepburn and today she's Rosa Parks but I'm the one with the mental illness. Ok.

I can see it. I'm actually watching life shift into place in real time. Pieces falling into place. And I'm showing gratitude for every step along the way.

You judge the choices people make but you don't know what options we have to choose from. Stop that. Shut up or offer another option.

“you need jesus” well i think you need a rose quartz tower up your ass, Susan

Don’t trip if he has btches all over him that’s what flies do to a piece of shit 😒

My accent ain’t just a southern accent. I speak hills and hollers.

About to go male dinner in these shoes. Because I can.

"Just be yourself" ok well i did and now everyone's scared and i need a lawyer

i’m pretty chill as far as insane women go

Stop dating guys who only wanna see you at night, you aint no bat

hearting my man posts gone get your granny dug up & used as halloween decor ☺️☺️☺️

what is legally stopping me from writing a prequel to the bible

rope bondage? honey no, this is Kentucky, we use rachet straps.

Opps, hehehehehe

Starting an OF is looking better and better every day

if u come to my house and ur rude to my cat, then u can go home

Imagine hating me and I am over here living my best hot mountain witch life without a clue who you even are...

Don’t be afraid to cut someone off -Appalachian Power

not much of a social butterfly but if you want a zoned out bat let me know

Loving this shirt. Should've size down but that won't stop me from wearing it. #Kentucky

You ever take off your bra, forgetting you've got crystals in there, and now you don't know where they are? They just fall all over the place, some gone forever.

You ever sit with the realization that you were never really loved just tolerated..

Bears probably don't even realize that we have a right to their arms

Reverse cowgirl so I can bend backwards and look at him like the Exorcist

Birds before land!

practicing detachment while craving connection is insanely brutal‼️

end hookup culture & bring back slow dancing in the kitchen

Retrograde exposing folks real quick… all that fake love can’t hide right now. 💯💯

In Sleeping Beauty, if everyone was under the sleep spell where they sat, who put her in the bed?

Some people pass through. I stayed until staying felt like begging.

The best protection crystal to have is a brick

Normalize barking like DMX at people.

I feel like Rabies is a made up disease trying to keep me from petting Raccoons.

when is national piece of sht day i wanna post someone

Yall scared to moan I be in his ear like NOTHING BEATS A JET2 HOLIDAY 😭😭

never met a bald man who didn't deserve it

Girl, he treated you so bad because he was actually gay.

Always remember their attention is equal to their interest in you. Move accordingly, ladies.

Manifesting $5,000,000 and an emotional support raccoon. Don't kill the vibe.

This that Heat Hulk Hogan experiencing rn Brother

I am NOT the bigger person. I do witchcraft. Don’t play with me 🧿✨

Gonna have a bonfire & call it s’mores & whores. Who needs an invite 😂