🇺🇦🎶 In the tunnel of the Kyiv metro — a grand piano, and next to it — javelin. And "How can I not love you, my Kyiv" in a performance that takes your breath away, - arikovaolga Weapons and music — that's exactly what the capital is like now: it lives and does not give up.

You know that @eurovision.tv friendship ended with the LGBTQ+ community when there is no song from the recent contest this week in the Imaginary Gay Chart. As the EBU let Israel participate despite proof of vote rigging, there shouldn't be. @imaginarygaychart.bsky.social

Bad guy cancels unpopular show: Classic element of schadenfreude comedy. Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh. Ready?

Traditional Maltese breakfast

ROB SCHNEIDER Is KENNY Rated PG-13 #sf6 #alex

What did the fox say? NO

And still artists only get 0.003

Yeesh. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Мейк, який чутно Maybe it's Maybelline

In addition to whatever's going on halfway across the world, I'm going through a statewide blackout after a 100 degree day while I still have COVID. 2026 is going so great...

Water is The One True Liquid, but there are three other liquid types: Tea, Soup, and Juice. Tea is water that's changed by the introduction of a thing which is then removed Soup is water that has a thing in it Juice is water that comes from a thing (Thanks to @marble.bsky.social for the diagram)

Here's all you need to take part in Eurosky 14: discord.gg/4ZHWXTG37N (or DM) for the claiming link docs.google.com/spreadsheets... to see what's left to claim Our claiming window ends 9 January, 23:59 CET!

FML

Bugger I just lost Whammageddon and Mariah Carey at the same time

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No more "Ja Ja Ding Dong"! Only "Saikyo Muteki no Dong Dong Dong!" now! Now with 30% more dong! (I counted)

This is why I gave Verka Serduchka my 12 points in #esc250

NHK will announce most of the artists participating in their New Year's Eve contest Kōhaku Uta Gassen in a livestream two hours from this post. www.youtube.com/live/-DJueGJ...

Six countries have already confirmed participation in the first Isekaivision Song Battle! Come join our contest in the Bluesky Song Network! Can't find a fictitious country to submit? Don't worry! There are another six available for you to claim! Claiming closes November 17! discord.gg/dRmTUdcaCw

I went to a bbno$ concert last night and today Canada's exploring Eurovision. I do not think this is a coincidence.

I've launched a song contest tonight, joining the fabulous Bluesky Song Network, which includes @escsky.bsky.social, @mundovision.bsky.social, @musicompass.bsky.social & @nvisionfest.bsky.social. Submit some fictional countries for @isekaivision.bsky.social ahead of claims opening on November 3!

I am holding a Halloween National Final for Puerto Rico 🇵🇷 in #mundovision resurrecting a dead format: AMERICAN SONG 🇵🇷 CONTEST open.spotify.com/playlist/1eQ... Voting in the semis are open now (closes midnight Wednesday CET): docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

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I know there’d be some gaming types interested in this auction which starts closing Sunday 5 October at 2.30pm AEDT. “The Unreserved Auction of Australia’s Largest Arcade of Retro Amusement Machines from ‘Arcade Garage’, Thornbury, VIC” online.doningtonauctions.com.au/m/view-aucti...

Apparently, Loreen's "Tattoo" appears in a rewritten and revamped version in a Peruvian commercial 😅😂 Well done, I have to say! 👏😂 #Eurovision

Be gay for Sangay and vote Bhutan! 🇧🇹 #mundovision

Australia confirmed! #eurovision

🇳🇱 Legendary gabber DJ Paul Elstak presents the group with the guy that would say "Welkom in Europa, jonguh!" New Kids with the prequel to "Europapa" TURBO 🔴 youtu.be/Buz_cykIZ2k?... 🟢 open.spotify.com/track/3hlgTu... #eurosky #eurosky12

🇧🇹 Bhutan was denied their debut in Eurovision Asia. So Druk Dra legend Sangay Lhaden will represent their debut in #Mundovision instead with Nadu Na. #GayForSangay youtu.be/p1vFSGYO4hE?... open.spotify.com/track/78PpLA...

Welkom in Wales, jonguh! Wanna play? #eurosky @escsky.bsky.social

After Jeremy Dutcher got a well deserved 6th place for Canada, I can now reveal that I have made the new @escsky.bsky.social logo. All because the EBU is suddenly as protective of their heart as much as RAI with Sanremo footage and NHK with Kouhaku Uta Hassen in general. See you in Wales!

This new logo is too thick like it reminds me of that episode of the Simpsons where Bart and Milhouse get a Squishee made entirely out of syrup. That kind of thick. Alexa, play "Booty" by Ahela #eurovision

JUST IN: New Caledonia's debut representatives for #Mundovision is 24 year old Noumea rapper "iouri" and 20 year old Aotearoa born Kanak (Native) "Kan3z": "DANS MON CRÂNE"! NOTE: Because Scorewiz doesn't recognise 🇳🇨, please give your 12 points to French Polynesia 🇵🇫 instead. youtu.be/1iJEiPPozpE?...

🇳🇨 New Caledonia will make it's debut in #Mundovision 4 at Lithuania! 🇳🇨 "Oh why, sad moody in my head Let's make that with my best Come with me in that mixtape" Full reveal soon @mundovision.bsky.social

Voting for the #eurosky 11 Grand Final is now open! (And you should give your 20 points to Canada 🇨🇦) @escsky.bsky.social Votes close 12th August 23:59 BST youtu.be/DDgT45R2TKg?...

And unfortunately I'm "Bluesky Double Wooden Spoon The First" 😭 #mundovision #eurosky

Today's the last day to give 20 points to Canada's Jeremy Dutcher! Don't let the two spirit down! #eurosky 📷 Kirk Lisaj, Vogue

🇨🇱 Chilean children's TV show "31 Minutos" will compete at #Mundovision! But this raises more questions than answers... Who will they send? With what song? Can anyone stop that red rabbit Juan Carlos Bodoque from placing a bet? Find out soon! @mundovision.bsky.social

LAST CHANCE TO GIVE 12 POINTS TO JAPAN 🇯🇵

NEWS: Jeremy Dutcher's "Death Chant" to open #Eurosky Semi Final of Death Give 12 points to Canada 🇨🇦 in the semis when voting opens soon!

Ja! The fondue mother of #eurovision 2025 got a Wunderbar 8-bit remix! youtu.be/2TZKn1kiFp4?...

The self-appointed Commissioner of the Fun Police over on the bad place has stated that making Eurovision content in the off season is unnecessary. Happy to be arrested and jailed.

🍨 Everybody scream for AiScReam! 🍨 This special unit from the Love Live! series will represent Japan 🇯🇵 in the first #Mundovision with "Ai♡Scream!" Claim another country @mundovision.bsky.social youtu.be/L1mFVp9IM9c?... open.spotify.com/track/2cfFr7...

"As long as there is a child among our people, we will protect the land" Jeremy Dutcher, a two-spirit (non-binary Native American) musicologist & tenor from the Tobique First Nation, will represent Canada at #Eurosky 11 with a song performed in his ancestral Wolastoqey language @escsky.bsky.social

Before I reveal Canada's entry to #Eurosky Song Contest 11 (@escsky.bsky.social), here are all the songs that were considered for a national final before I picked one of them. Listen to them all in their full 50 minute glory on this Spotify playlist: open.spotify.com/playlist/5l7...

Thank you so much for making Gustave's expedition into the top half of #eurosky a success, as much as I give thanks to @verajunior.bsky.social for the wonderful song that I gave 20 points to that helped it win.

the reason i'm ever optimistic is because bluesky has a near-monopoly on trans folks, the strongest per-capita posting demographic on earth. it's like having all the kenyan marathon runners.