I became the Act III boss

San Diego tour date change! Tomorrow to the 27th!! It's been a minute. Looking forward to the welcoming committee I've assembled. Still have availability but not much more so stop waiting and hit me up! #oursky

Mom says I don't need to be at the house to help move heavy shit till after noon. Which I'm taking as a sign from G-d to hit the bars cuz in Portland they serve fucking THC drinks, zero alcohol. I am nothing if not devout #oursky

Shakey hands make this job extra tricky #oursky

she lindsey on my graham til I aortic dissection

Never a Lightning Bolt around when you need one

Whale shark jump scare

Being on the road and not having my knives and target for when I can't sleep is bullshit

Reading this book Abba gave its talking about detachment from the material world (as opposed to spiritual to grossly oversimplify) as the way to enlightenment and I dunno about that one. Torah means revelation and the last one of those I had was after a mindblowing orgasm #oursky

Hanging out with my family at happy hour. Abba sets up and then tells this very not funny joke and I couldn't pity laugh or anything cuz I was just thinking "Holy fuck it's hereditary, this is where I get that from"

I need restaurants to offer overpriced vegetarian meals on like the 20 oz fucking ribeye tier. Then I can switch back to being a vegetarian without missing out on having clients buy me the most expensive thing on the menu #oursky

If you wanna see if a SW does a specific thing before meeting, send proof of age and book a fucking call/texting session! Asking that shit in your first email with no proof of age is super disrespectful and I'm already mad at you so I hope you like my scowl as much as I do #oursky

Weekend at Mitch's

I'm so ready to be done with the nothing fucking works troubleshooting phase of this shit

Now available for foot worship sessions in Los Angeles. Also: nylon fetish, boot Domination, and sissy bimbo hypno. Limited spots.

Adding another day to my Portland ME tour this week! Now I'll be there 7/12-7/15 #oursky

I'm not going to comment on posts showing red cutting cutting boards being used for non raw meat things because outside of a professional kitchen it's not that big a deal usually. But holy shit it bugs me like watching someone use a knife dangerously

Guess who's going to be in San Diego for SDCC this year? (Spoiler it's me, I'll be there. Prebook and plan ahead for best results) #oursky

Folks have enjoyed these when I've posted them in the past. Enjoy this minute of baked goods (sound on) www.reddit.com/r/Satisfying...

My Abba being my spirituality mentor person in life is cool but also kind of awkward. I can absolutely not tell him I made progress with meditation by listening to hypnosis audios for example (Abba is Hebrew for dad)

Was sitting and reading in this lounge library common area part of my building. Neighbor walks in there to have a phone conversation because it's quiet. But so was the empty hall if you walk a short distance. And it's quiet here because people read/study here!

Thank you to the client who bought me my new target! xx #oursky

If Zero sugar energy drinks had existed any sooner, I might of died. The only thing keeping my consumption of Monster reasonable adjacent back when I was a practicing alcoholic was wanting to avoid too many non-booze extra calories

I love my job because there are so many things that aren't my job and I don't fucking do them

Stumbled onto a video on Youtube complaining about Goth girls who have OFs and cater their content to the male gaze. I'm trying really hard to draw any conclusion from this discourse other than SWs being Goth is bad because we get paid for being objectified and we should be letting it happen free.

Quick tutorial on how to opt out of Meta's new feature which allows anyone to tag your Instagram handle to generate AI images of you. @evystadium.bsky.social on Muse Image in 40 seconds:

Giving up on replying to low/no effort "inquiries" has lowered my blood pressure so much. I converted one of those into an overnight booking once and kept trying to repeat that feat, longer than I should have #oursky

Neighbor who lives close enough to the trash room that if both their door and trash room door were open, they could throw the bag in, decided the extra feet were too much and the hall smells like fucking garbage and I think that's pretty hilarious

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It's a good thing someone bought me a new target from throne.com/evevel already (Thank you!!)

Hot take: we raise the bar to no Nazi tattoos period

Frankenstein is the name if the doctor, not the

Playing badminton with Mitch McConnell. We talked about the midterms and Iran. I took the first game 15-0 because he is unresponsive and lying on the ground.

Time to start learning how to edit audio and video too bad I'm such a class clown even solo studying

The clients who either don't read or do read and ignore my rules that go on to act surprised when I'm not happy to hear from them are infuriating. Like I'm already not liking you and you expect me to be happy to see you in person while being disrespectful AF? Fuck off

Fish are so pretty

@thecoraldefender (Cinzia Osele) captures video of a Steephead Parrotfish: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu...

When I play with fireworks, it's reckless and irresponsible. When the government does it, it's a national holiday #oursky

Observations from watching myself throw knives on video: * My posture fucking sucks * Bending down to pick up knives is a good look * Probably need 2 cameras for more angles * I need to write "say welcome to Jackass" on my hand so I remember to say it in the beginning #oursky

A month later & still no Medicaid, I've had to stop multiple medications & I'm not doing well It's why there's been less activity from me Please manifest this back for me everyone I'm going to need all the good vibes I can get

I'm sad the people who really need to understand not to piss me off the most are the same ones who can't be bothered to read my ads let alone check my socials

I need to expand my repertoire of insults in español. What are some of your favorites? I want my dunks in Spanish to be as artisanal and thought provoking as my English ones

It'd be a great time to do it if anyone wanted to pick up my next target for me, this one's close to dead throne.com/evevel under swords, knives, etc category. Hoping one of these days one of my dates wants me to teach them how to throw knives #oursky

Forgot to take a screen shot of the deck, will look at the video and do that in the morning to post here. Went 6-3 which is a little disappointing. I was hoping to get 7 wins on my first draft with this set. I'll be drafting again tomorrow afternoon though so stay tuned for that! #oursky

Pretty sure I got everything set up right but I guess we'll find out. Streaming a Marvel draft on fansly.com/evevel only have to follow me to watch this one but chat is sub/$5 tip or more only

Getting ready to play my first Marvel draft on Magic Arena. Should I stream it? #oursky

instead of spending money on fireworks, send to sex workers.

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Finished recording myself reading the first two chapters of Carmilla out loud for my Fansly right before the upstairs neighbors started having bed shaking sex. Applications for making me moan louder than them are open #oursky