There’s always that one guy that’s like “can you go one more?”

Got very sweaty on the hike. My own pits are giving me a chub

Which santa do you like better

I’m not gonna lie…having a group of high school girls blush, lower their eyes and say hello was the ego boost I needed today. It didn’t hurt that they followed me for a block giggling to each other the whole time. I probably just have poop on my shoe, but it made an old guy feel good.

Just keep plugging away

Guys, the hairier your butt is the better. Stop trimming it

You shoulda given it a wiff

Gym stuff and dirty camera

Trying to be consistent at the gym. Some days I see a progress some days I feel like I haven’t gotten anywhere

Is it just me, or are we half way through season 3 of white lotus and basically nothing has happened?

Your outie receives many positive comments on social media

DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

Why do I love buttholes so much

x X has ~18m daily USA users. @bsky.app, ~1.5m. Is it worth 20 MINS a day to proactively recruit and bring your friends, neighbors,relatives, businesses, anyone who is or could be a user, to @bsky.app? If Bluesky ends up with more users than the others, you destabilize musk, zuck, trump.

Sometimes I’m clean even though I’m dirty