Omg I had the absolute pleasure of doing a period q&a with a gaggle of incredibly nervous third grade girls today

TREES TOMORROW

Goooo Lynx!!! My vibes currently are: Man with tiny dog and cigar in mouth before even exiting target center

The @mallofamerica.bsky.social got a new ADORABLE police dog and they’re doing a naming contest for her. My submission, Napheesa PAWllier. But she’d go by her nickname, Phee 🥹🫶 Who’s better to name her after than MN sports legend #MVPhee?! (Yeah, queenshellspinner is a top tier follow)

Finger clapping is sooo good for rheumatoid arthritis Lolol

HES A STUD BUD LOOK AT THAT PINK PATCH!!

Hank would like to apply to be an honorary stud bud for playoffs since he has a pink spot too

So we’ve had legit exposed lightbulbs on the ceiling in our bedroom since we’ve moved in (10 ft ceilings, renters in an old house) and we got a ceiling fan with a light and I’m OBSESSSSSED

Kpop demon hunters is legit where it’s at

In June, a Democratic state rep in Minnesota was murdered, and a state senator was shot. And a couple of days later, Trump said he wouldn't phone Gov. Walz, calling him "whacked out" and "a mess"

This explains it better than I can

it is very interesting (and something i am examining about my own language) what gets considered “political violence” and what doesn’t.

This sounds wacky but it is backed up by science.

Trump did NOT order all flags to fly at half-staff after the Minnesota House speaker was assassinated

ALERT ALERT RUDY HAS SHAVED HIS HEAD HES FINALLY EMBRACING IT

During my massage today I tried to meditate but then I realized I have no fucking clue what you’re supposed to do while meditating hahahaha

Got a massage at a spaaaaaa today. This is definitely becoming a back-to-school tradition after my first week of school!!!

Naz Reid’s sister, Toraya Reid, was murdered last night. May she rest in peace. www.nj.com/ocean/2025/0...

Yeah I just booked myself a massage at a spa tomorrow hyfr

My feet hurt so bad I can’t sleep. Legit. Back to school is still tuff lol

Um I just saw a video of Jacob Frey fixing a toddlers tiara and getting spit up on by the smallest baby ever…. Sounds like he should spend more time with his family

My mom gave me some new clothes at her house today 🥰

Rudy Giuliani won’t see your mocking posts, but your friends whose dark hair dye is melting onto their face and whose personal and professional lives are a complete mess will.

Jsyk a colleague asked my opinion on where I think she should put the massive rock she keeps in her first-grade classroom as “nature decor” (in case she has to break a window and evacuate because of a school shooter). jsyk, this is what educators are doing and deal with

Oura ring brand just partnered with Palantir, who is a huge ICE partner. All corporations are bad!!!

Yesterday, educators in my district spent all day preparing for Open House that evening. It was a hard day. It’s hard to put everything in a box.

I don’t have the words. No words will ever do justice to the kids and the adults who had to experience this in their school, and who will have to experience it everyday for the rest of their lives.

I wish there was a VIRTUAL MAMDANI SCAVENGER HUNT

The other day I rediscovered kittens inspired by kittens for the first time in like 8 years so you could say things are going pretty good

@vicmmic.bsky.social I’m begging you, please, where are these adorable button up, quarter button, collared cotton cutie tops ?! you are my fav ever and your dropout style is my dream work wardrobe PLS IM A TEACHER ON DEPOP SEARCHING BCUZ IM AVOIDING THINKING ABOUT GOING BACK TO SCHOOL MONDy

10 games to get to know me: - Backyard Baseball - Jazz Jackrabbit - Just Dance - Mario Kart - Halo on XBOX 1 - Rollercoaster Tycoon - Club Penguin - Lilo and Stitch 625 Sandwich Stacker - Teen Titans GO! - MyScene Beauty Studio

BG that was nasty elbow

Atlanta's defense giving us problems

New digs!!! Feels real weird not to be setting up a classroom right now.

Derek found a labubu on the sidewalk and gave it to me as a back to school present so the kids at my new school think I’m cool 🫶🫶🫶

Woke up yelling about how SABRINA IS A FLOPPER

I think im gonna ask my partner’s dad to start calling me his ‘friends with benefit’ instead of his ‘live in housemate’

😂😂😂😂

I’m wearing this ADORABLE shirt and nobody has complimented me on it???

Five years ago we got our sweet Hank! (Fka squirt) here is a thread of my sweet man. This is the day we got him. It was COVID and we had to wait in line because the adoption place was only doing 1on1 visits. We were fifth in line and he was our fifth choice, but we fell in love instantly

Can’t stop thinking about chimichurri

Rudy’s ex is truly dragging him on IG right now, WOOF!!!! He’s a nasty dude who I loathe but need to be successful for the good of my team Lolol

Mark cuban is really showing his behinder on this website today huh

I bet natisha would be soo good at climbing

I love the lynx so much

Mustaaaaaaaaaard

Alanna sometimes looks like me playing high school volleyball LOL