"E517 CLUEMANATTI" CLUE! CLue! Clue! clue! Summer in the city, making adult friends, Clipse album as purist bait, Epstein won't die, mayoral tradition of food scandals, Cooper Flagg vs the Big Tariff, WNBA drama and more—for beloved subscribers only t.co/CsKsqRinzd

Consuming alcohol is a skill, basic bros as new punks, the thievery of Gen-Z, olive oil valor, the Knicks >>> the Celtics and conspiracy theories are frosty beers for the weak!!! A new (perfect) pod available everywhere! www.patreon.com/posts/howl-a...

Was the antidote for too many bigs even more bigs and are 3 geniuses better than zero??? There’s a new @CookiesHoops pod available on Patreon now! Subscribe for 5 (Malik) measly bucks a month!!! youtu.be/7B_DFicXluE?...

Was the antidote for too many bigs even more bigs and are 3 geniuses better than zero??? There’s a new @CookiesHoops pod available on Patreon now! Subscribe for 5 (Malik) measly bucks a month!!! youtu.be/7B_DFicXluE?...

The Weak Link Theory makes scapegoats of role players, but when your GM's Rob Pelinka, a top-heavy approach might squander some legendary guys? There's a new pod available on Apple, Spotify and Patreon! youtu.be/2ublHNuCMVQ?...

Listen to "Worm Control" e506 anywhere! We're talking Knicks vs Pistons, symbolism of Mets hats, living without fridges, future of Grizz and Bucks, Redick's war of attrition, Randles' uncular energy and more www.patreon.com/posts/worm-c...

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Who can corner the market on a coach's challenge rap? Who's got that injury time out anthem? NBA broadcast riches are being left on the hardcourt!!! There's a new (perfect) pod up now on Patreon! Subscribe for the cost of one slice! www.patreon.com/posts/god-is...

For a mere $5 a month, you get hours of (perfect) pods, early access to hot items and our unending gratitude!!! patreon.com/c/cookieshoops

Purchase more than one of our four regal Knicks tees and get 25% off! GO NY GO NY GO cookieshoops.com

The Chinese luxury market is coming for your Basquiats, the parm hits different under a fresco, the Knicks should've fired Thibs, DOPY, Beef Stew and the Sixers bad luck vs bad planning???? New (perfect) pod on Apple, Spotify and Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/ratpac...

The Knicks are locked in and ready for that spicy Beef Stew, and so are we! We've reprinted a limited number the Goonies tee so scoop one for all your playoff needs! cookieshoops.com/collections/...

In the haze of Bro/Boomer Originalism, are we ever going to reach the era of the emotional athlete? The Mavericks tried to break Luka, and they did, but it was just another L for Adelson! There's a new @CookiesHoops (perfect) pod up now! www.youtube.com/watch?si=TjO...

Paris Hilton's "STOP BEING POOR" is a top-5 t-shirt graphic of all-time and her legacy as a fortune-telling, adult-working nepo-reality star is slept on! youtu.be/3pBDwA62u7U?...

Paris Hilton was sent from the future, a dumpling burrito, Y2K, Nolita is burning, RIP NCAA Flagg, no more corner 3s, the Russ tale as old as time and where have we seen a Thompson before???? Perfect pod #503 available everywhere! www.youtube.com/watch?v=557F...

New York is too real for Morgan Wallen, cartoons are innovation blockers, Chat GPT is overpainting again, the era of difficult movies, Stephen A Smith's decline, baseball perverts, coaching sins and could Flagg's Duke beat the MJ Bulls???? @cookieshoops.bsky.social t.co/ah13pjSJ9U

Is there a fundamental aesthetic problem with math-centric basketball? On E501 "Black Sheep" we solve this befuddling brain-teaser! youtu.be/vxecrI4xwvs

How you pick it up pick it up pick it up while hollering, rise-and-grinders, screen shamers, TikTok is the new heavy metal, sauceless Pitino, math on the ropes, Flagg real talk and they soft-ghosted the Celtics??? A new ep for our Patreon subs!!! www.patreon.com/posts/black-...

Is Cooper Flagg more Casual Kawhi Leonard or Dawg Julius Randle? There’s a new @CookiesHoops episode for our Patreon royalty!!! youtu.be/Hu1Od-_h1Vs

made this alt fan cover art for @cookieshoops.bsky.social back when carb on carb (spaghetti burritos, ravioli pizza) was all the rage. guess i need to step my game and get some mapo tofu popping off thanks for the perfect pods @andrewkuostudio.bsky.social & detrick (not sure if he is on here)

Take your game to the highest peaks!!! 🏔️🏔️🏔️🏔️🏔️ @CookiesHoops Cookieshoops.com

Episode 500 is a literal FREE FOR ALL experience! We talk Canal Street seating, Playboi Carti and HBA, dead internet theory, March Madness, NBA sitcoms, unethical MVP candidates, whether Giannis is done in Milwaukee and more!!! t.co/oqFxIyTIbm

Filming while eating on the subway is low-hanging food, but running for NYC mayor is always a burrito-measuring contest??? www.youtube.com/watch?si=xn7...

Can Grimes and Butler redeem the old head sins of the Sixers??? www.youtube.com/watch?v=kD1h...

an all new morning @cookieshoops.bsky.social??? i feel blessed on this monday

New perfection! We talk Oscars, death of comedy, ancient lore of the hipster, BYOB party rules, Joel Embiid's HoF chances, Mitchell Robinson, and a scalding NBA vs NFL revelation!" www.patreon.com/posts/big-ty...

The new @cookieshoops.bsky.social pod is on Patreon, Apple and Spotify! Which parts of NBA All-Star were Silver, TNT and/or tanking culture??? www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyp0...

New logo tees just dropped! 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤 cookieshoops.com/collections/...

KAT’s already the best Knick of the Century 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤 cookieshoops.com/collections/...

Is what makes Luka lovable also what made him expendable? Also, the woke and broke NFL, good crazy vs bad crazy, thrilling trades, deflating debuts and did Mexico City persist or... resist???? @cookieshoops.bsky.social www.patreon.com/posts/pzona-...

Bringing pop culture shame back, Kendrick gets a snitching award, Ye and the decline of liberal horniness, Taco Tuesday™️ back, Fox news, ownership smokescreens, Wemby launched, CJ's revenge and what the hell is Nirvana??? t.co/KAbmrJkc3Y

Big game against the Lakers tonight! cookieshoops.com/collections/...

Another W!!! cookieshoops.com/collections/...

The NFL=gambling/beers/mapo tofu loaded fries, every political convo leads back to Bubba Clinton, DeepSeek vs D'Antoni, Blues Kuz, Ware/Bam, LaMelo bias, Da 3 Prongs and food courts... under siege! @cookieshoops.bsky.social www.patreon.com/posts/booze-...

Chat Square is a “district that should be a (US) state,” reiterates President Trump. “They’ll get much better treatment, much better drugs and much lower taxes, and they’ll be much more secure.”

Is "Tweaker" the biggest basketball-to-rap song ever? Is it even a song, in a traditional sense? Is it a shit-coin? We explore! www.patreon.com/posts/119931...

We're sending 100% of the profits from the restock of our legendary 'City of Angels' long-sleeved tee to organizations that combat food insecurity in Los Angeles. Make an assist! cookieshoops.com/collections/...

On latest episode of the WMIBP, we talk: - Mapo tofu - Silken vs medium firm tofu - Infusing oil with sichuan peppercorns or not - Iffy on sesame oil - Doubanjiang, don't need a lot - Additive thickener wisdom t.co/T2WXopgeS6

Sharp elbows, flagrant fouls, hostile glares. That's right, the NY Goonies are back for 2025! Come catch a beatdown at cookieshoops.com!

Jared McCain's breakout has given the Sixers' nightmare start a silver lining??? t.co/ax89PSMQ0M