In case it wasn’t clear, my hot take is that Chicago style pizza is just another Midwest casserole.

I didn’t know pizza could’ve turned into casserole

I still stand by this while actively in Chicago right now

Ohare really isn’t that big of an airport. Why was I taxiing for 45 minutes? @nachochip.bsky.social

Road head is getting sucked off while driving. What’s air head? #deepquestions

I always start skeeting when flying. In fact you can probably tell if I’m traveling by my skeet rate.

Hot take: artist who are dogmatically against AI and don’t take the time to understand it’s good and artistic use cases are just as bad crypto bros claiming AI will automated everything. These are the two sides of the spectrum.

That’s it. If I feel you one pedal driving in a Tesla as my uber/lyft you get 4 stars tops. I’m not looking for whiplash.

Yay NYC! You guys rock #MyMayor #Mamdani

Monday felt good

Christ: Feed the Hungry Republicans: I’ll cut SNAP Christ: welcome the Stranger Republican: I’ll send ICE in to tear apart families Christ: care for the sick Republican: I’ll take away health insurance from the poor Christ: if you won’t follow my teachings go to hell.

I did it. I passed.

But waking up on a Monday to have to take a 3 hour long standardized test as a 31 year old is not the vibe

I'm feeling really good about my first Architects Registration Exam Tomorrow. I need a 58-71% to pass and I'm getting a 76% right now.

Anyone want to commiserate on how truly horrible the Architect’s Registration Exams are?

Life as a tutor Me, explaining something for the 4th time with a patient smile: 🙂 My brain: "Have you considered that you might be the one who doesn't get it?"

Making some shit

Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacce!

I feel like bad bunny headlining the Superb Owl…. Well I had a thought then adhd happened. (Adhd in this case means weed)

The US if Tylenol actually caused autism

When you shave your balls, do you make sure you got every single hair? Or is this like a 95% thing?

I literally can’t find any jobs to apply to that I haven’t already. I’m scared I’m going to be out of work a while longer.

I saw a giraffe today

What are the steps to become a himbo? Asking for a friend

My favorite part about unemployment is getting a $2900 car repair bill for a car worth $1200. In other news, now taking sugar parent applications!

Let’s see those face cards, babes 🫡

It took far too long to fix my blusky so I can see dick again

So I have a job for 7 days and now I’m Unemployed again. Yay capitalism!

Honestly I feel like I don’t know how to interact with social Media in general anymore. It’s starting to feel … awkward?

My list if 4 major US cities is: LA, NYC, DC, SF. No Chicago is not on the list. Yes LA before NYC. Fight me in the comments. I’m feeling chaotic.

She ate before and after #CowboyCart #actII

Oh… himbo praise is kinda good. IQ down, testosterone up? Yeah. More of that. Thinking is now stored in the balls.

Do I have any lawyer friends that can help me review an employee confidentiality and ip agreement for a job offer 👀👀

If you were building out a new wood shop, what brand of cordless tool would you go with?

Good morning

I just might have gotten a job today! I had a great interview with the CEO of a start up with good funding, business plan, and demonstrated market. I’m excited!

After a month off I back at the gym! I’m feeling myself in these leggings though. Day 1, of however many

I have done a lot of deep thinking, and I have come to a very important and meaningful decision that I wish to share with y’all. Thus, I declare it : Brown Boy Summer✨🧑🏾

So I got a wild commission for a bus conversion to make an art car for burning man. I’m super excited but also very stressed because I only have six weeks

If I'm feeding on your cock, love me and feed me poppers.

Festival showers are fun #ElectricForest #EF25

So I we knew rain was coming. We did for like 3 days. But the thing was we only anticipated two 15 minute intense showers. In reality, it was 4 hours.

Anyone wanna hear about the crazy that was Bonnaroo and rain? It was hella wild.

This is a real direct quote from NPR this morning. Glad to know the news can be wild not in cataclysmic ways.

“No injuries have been reported to any people or zebras. This is NPR”

What ever happened to her? They took her away after she sat down.

They are building a barricade at the Home Depot in Paramount.

I leave for Bonnaroo followed by Electric Forest on Monday. I have so much packing 😭

And for the record, I do not just *give* hand jobs. I also let boy fuck me in my butthole, okay? Not my growler, but my butthole.

Post gym pit check #tittyTuesday