I'm not a two-faced bitch, am I? I'm a very geniune person.

I really miss Bebe. We haven’t really hung out with each other in a while.

Good morning everyone, and Happy International Women's Day!

So Cartman has finally said his first word after a day or two of being silent and is STILL blaming Andy for everything.

Remind me to ask my parents to take Butters to see a psychiatrist after school. I know he's completely lost it.

I've been trying to research what an "affinity group" is because I HIGHLY doubt it's about excluding other people who are different to you, so you can feel good about yourself.

Happy Valentine's Day everyone! Especially to you, Andy.

Hey everyone. Did I miss anything?

[On Coonstagram] These 3, I wouldn't trade them for anything in this world if my life depended on it. I would risk my life for them.

Now I’m just curious, but what is it about me that guys find attractive?

School’s done for the day, time to finally relax.

//These are two drawings I did of Cameron for @gulliblebutters.bsky.social: First one is him doing a handstand and second is after doing it for a few minutes.

I didn't mean to upset Butters like that. I never said it's his fault that Cartman manipulates him a lot.

With 2025 finally coming to an end, what was everyone's best moment during that year?

//2000's anime style will always be nostalgic to me.

Happy Birthday, Libby! I hope you had a great time with Herbert today.

@britishboyoc.bsky.social //How come you decided to use this account again after what happened between you and Cameron IRL?

@estellahavisham.bsky.social Hey, so you're Estella, right? I recall Pip talking about you a long while back. My name's Wendy, by the way.

Hi everyone! If you hadn't know already, the school will be holding a karaoke concert the week before the Christmas holidays begin. So if you'd like to take part, you can sign in tomorrow.

You know it feels pretty quiet without Butters around my house. But if he's happier with Scott, then I'll let him.

Are people still blaming me for helping Red with those Sora 2 videos? I never did such a thing, get that clear your morons!

Anyone going to the annual Turkey Trot race tomorrow?

Red, if you could hear me, let me tell you this; you gotta stop this feud between you and Butters. It’s not healthy to hold grudges and you’re just making everyone turn against you. So please, just fucking stop!

//I think I’m sick rn…

I just saw a video of Kim Kardashian and… she actually doesn’t look as ugly as I thought she’d be in real life. Though, she still looks like a hobbit with all that plastic surgery.

Did I miss anything today?

I’ve also spoken with Principal Victoria about all the AI revenge porn videos happening round the school lately (something Red should’ve done) and she said that she’s banning AI app in school.

Red’s not my friend anymore. After when she did to Butters, Kenny and Kyle (even though Butters did start this AI video war), I’m completely through with her. Bebe says so too.

[she’s by her locker, still in thought] I just hope Butters makes it. I know we don’t always get along, but I can’t have him die like that.

Okay, my mom just phoned the hospital and they said they’ll take Butters in there first thing tomorrow. Whatever his illness is, I just pray to God he makes it.

[she ties her hair in a bun and jumps into her bed] If Butters still isn’t better tomorrow, I’ll just have to let my parents know he won’t make it to school. [she then falls asleep]

Aside from Cartman, Lisa Berger is one person that I wish to forget about. Not only did she lie to me, but later stabbed me in the back after that photoshopped garbage caused her to start acting like a bitch to everyone. Thank god she was kicked out of the cheerleading squad when she got found out.

Even though we did adopt Butters two years ago, I still doubt if that was the right place for him. I mean, me and Butters hadn’t been on great terms with each other in the past.

So I just found out Stan and his friends did a cryptocurrency scheme for their movement last week and… what the fuck?!

I wonder how Butters and Scott are doing right now?

You know what? Fuck it! I'm much happier falling behind modern culture instead of embracing it because everything about it is just awful! We know what happened with the Labubus, the 6-7 joke is annoying as hell and the way people are using Christianity just to feel good about themselves is wrong!

I remember a while ago I said Butters never deserved a girlfriend and it almost cost me my friendship with Karen because of it saying that she's an idiot for even wanting to be with him. But then again, that was back when I had that petty grudge against him.

It's so hard to maintain social status in school and I feel so bad for it.

//I’m sorry if I hadn’t been active as much, I’ve been having a cold the past few days.

I’m glad I never took part in that Labubu fad if it means doing satanic rituals with them because of TikTok. Though, I hope Kevin breaking up with Red doesn’t make him hostile towards all girls like with Clyde.

{Principal Victoria on the intercom} "All students wanting to see Andy and Gary's presentation, make your way to a gymnasium. Thank you."

I swear, it seems more and more people are becoming so unbelievably stupid right now, it’s driving me mad.

Happy birthday, Andy!

Thinking about Heidi and her relationship with Kyle makes me wish me and her friends had been more supportive towards her during her time with Cartman instead of making fun of her for it.

You know, I might think about joining the Webelo scouts one day since that kid said that allow girls in now.

@gulliblebutters.bsky.social [Wendy goes up to Butters' room and knocks on the door] Hey, Butters? Can I come in for a sec?

Oh, so now Butters doesn't want to talk to me anymore. Great.

Now I don't dislike Butters, and we've gotten along much better in recent times, but I swear, he can be such a goddamn idiot at times, it drives me mad.

Hold on... THAT'S MY SONG!!

Happy birthday, Butters!