//I’m sorry if I hadn’t been active as much, I’ve been having a cold the past few days.

I’m glad I never took part in that Labubu fad if it means doing satanic rituals with them because of TikTok. Though, I hope Kevin breaking up with Red doesn’t make him hostile towards all girls like with Clyde.

{Principal Victoria on the intercom} "All students wanting to see Andy and Gary's presentation, make your way to a gymnasium. Thank you."

I swear, it seems more and more people are becoming so unbelievably stupid right now, it’s driving me mad.

Happy birthday, Andy!

Thinking about Heidi and her relationship with Kyle makes me wish me and her friends had been more supportive towards her during her time with Cartman instead of making fun of her for it.

You know, I might think about joining the Webelo scouts one day since that kid said that allow girls in now.

@gulliblebutters.bsky.social [Wendy goes up to Butters' room and knocks on the door] Hey, Butters? Can I come in for a sec?

Oh, so now Butters doesn't want to talk to me anymore. Great.

Now I don't dislike Butters, and we've gotten along much better in recent times, but I swear, he can be such a goddamn idiot at times, it drives me mad.

Hold on... THAT'S MY SONG!!

Happy birthday, Butters!

I just remembered I burnt this building to the ground. Good riddance anyway.

I take back what I said about Craig. He doesn’t just have fucked up teeth, but he has the ugliest hat someone has ever worn and a big space where his brain should be! But hey, he should be okay with those features, no?

Maybe collecting Labubus wasn’t a good idea.

I’m sure getting a Labubu doll or two won’t hurt.

I sometimes can’t sleep a night because I keep thinking a certain delusional rapper might break into my room again.

Happy Birthday, Tweek!

Has anyone seen Butters anywhere?

Happy Birthday, Bebe!

Oh Christ, not her again!

How's everything doing today?

@gulliblebutters.bsky.social Hey Butters, can we talk?

//I really hate UK’s age assurance thing. I can’t use DM anymore.

Hey, have you seen Butters anywhere? I need to talk to him.

Hey, Butters? Are you there?

I’m not letting Butters into my house again until he finally decides to get his thick skull checked. I’ve completely had it with his attitude and protesting.

A student strike? Are you kidding me right now??

Wait, wait, Cartman tried to kill himself and Butters?! Oh well, their car is electric anyway.

Oh god, how far has our society fallen right now?

You know, it does feel a bit crowded with Butters and Scott around.

Happy Independence Day, everyone!

Happy birthday, Cartman. (Oh, god)

Butters, what the fuck did you just do?! You could've easily killed yourself!

(1) [On Coonstagram] My friend Scott Malkinson is in the hospital due to for now, temporary blindness due to diabetes, however it was caught early so Scott should get his vision back any day. Already Stan's owning up to his mistake ripping on him for having diabetes, and I'm proud of him for owning

(2) up to his mistake. Diabetes is a very serious thing just like with breast cancer, both NEED to be taken seriously. And I'm saying this to EVERYONE, even you fatass. Remember last time? Take these things more seriously. As for everyone else, give Scott some love and support for his recovery.

Good morning everyone, and happy birthday Pip!

Has anyone seen Butters anywhere? I've gotta find him.

[On Coonstagram] Me, Butters, Herbert, Clyde and Pip paid our respects to Chef. And I wanna say this from the bottom of my heart. If something arises in your life and you HAVE to cry, let it out. It's good for your mental health, it's good for you in general.

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Kenny is starting to get on my nerves now. Mistreating Libby is one thing and not apologizing for it, but trying to take Karen from Butters? That’s taking things too far!

So how’s everyone been doing today?

Happy Birthday, Kenny!

I must do something to get Butters over this whole incident back in 2022. Since that day, he's had a phobia about St. Patrick's Day ever since.

Happy International Woman's Day, everyone! Now since I'm a feminist, I always want to make sure us woman have the same respect and treatment as everyone else.

//So, I've decided to change my Stan account into a Wendy one until Aims decides to return to roleplaying.

Happy Valentine's Day... Wendy... 😢

Okay, I got a confession; I still have greasy hair. But hey, that's why I wear a hat at all times, right?

@anoutcastorphan.bsky.social Hey Karen? Where are you right now?

Wait, Scott was kicked out of his house? Since when?

Hey, Wendy. If you're reading this, I wanna say Happy Birthday!