These meatballs really are the dog’s bollocks.

How about I cook you all a spaghetti bolognaise one night?

Bloody watch! It’s always going wrong! My mum only bought it for me a month ago down the market!

I can’t eat eggs.

What’s a butt plug?

I think the girls like me. Well, I’m single, therefore I’m available.

I like to hug.

There’s no call for funny remarks, you know!

GET THE VIDEO OFF MY KIDS! NOW! OR I WILL FUCKING BREAK IT! I’m gonna whip my coffee at him if he does not stop fucking filming!

I’ve just had to watch Herbert feed Libby pieces of apple…from his own mouth!

What is happening to me? What the bloody hell is happening?! 😣

I hope you don’t think I’m judgmental. I’m not, you know.

Not a good start to my first day, is it, eh? No.

I’ve never seen such toxicity in my life!

Maybe it was a mistake moving here.

That’s a very thorough answer. It’s a pity I wasn’t listening.

Butters looks pissed off.

I’ve been mistaken for Clyde twice today.

First day at new school tomorrow.

[sees Red] What are you looking at? What are you looking at?! Don’t look at me!

Who is Red and what did she do?

Why are you showing me that? Oh, man. Oh, man! 😀 Let’s be honest. I was the best.

Her name is Poppy. Her name is Poppy. Oh man, I like this face. 😣

// Remember these?

I’ll show you a messer, you ginger cunt!

I get the odd wank at Christmas.

I need to find myself a girlfriend.

// Jodie was not that bad, come on!

[gasping for breath] I can’t find my inhaler!

[crying] I’m so homesick.

Well, you all seem very friendly.

First day in South Park. I don’t know anyone.