If you have a problem with our relationship, fuck off.

That bastard has no right to do this to us!

We do not want to hear any homophobic bullshit from Cartman’s mouth. I’m serious.

Do you accept us?

I wish I could turn back.

He’s such a freak!

FUCKING HELL FIRE!!!

I should have died from my back surgery.

I don’t think I should go to Craig’s birthday.

I don’t like being guilt tripped.

I have the right to be pissed off! Don’t you dare tell me how to feel!

Fuck you all.

His parents never said “no” to him, did they?

Pass me the pineapple.

He’s 80 years old, and he’s acting like a five year old who can’t get his own way.

I never liked oranges to begin with, but I especially wouldn’t eat them now.

I’ll show you a “limey snowflake”, you orange cunt!

I’m going back to England tomorrow.

I really didn’t mean what I said.

Do you have any idea how stupid you all are?

Eric Cartman is a cupid stunt.

Now, I’m not saying he will get out, but if he does, you don’t let him know you’re frightened, okay?

Oi, Cartman, get me another drink, you overweight twat!

[on the phone to Cartman] Number 1: I ain’t your “maaate!” And number 2: Sort your fucking stammer out, you little prick! Is it because you’re nervous? Is it because you’re fucking scared? You need to be scared, you fucking rent boy!

He kept the card he gave her on their 9th wedding anniversary and gave her it again on their 10th? Just put the same card in a new envelope? Oh, my days! What a tight-arse! 😂

Why don’t you sod off?

What an absolute slag.

I don’t want it all. I just want a bit. 😔

Oi, Cartman, come here.

BOLLOCKS! 😡

ARE YOU TAKING THE FUCKING PISS?!

AHHHH! YOU LITTLE FUCKER!

I have to tell them.

// 10 years without David Bowie.

Has Cartman ever had his bollocks crushed into a pulp?

Cartman, stop being a twat, mate. You’re getting involved with things you don’t understand.

Cartman should be sent to military school.

Get up, Dad! Jesus! I can’t wait to put you in a home!

You can tell me truthfully, do I stink?

Let’s hope that Cartman’s mum marries a bloke who believes in harsh discipline. Then perhaps the cunt will learn some respect.

If you don’t do fuck all, you don’t learn fuck all. If you don’t learn fuck all, you don’t achieve fuck all. I’m not taking the piss.

England was better.

What is it with you Americans? Every time you get in trouble, it’s always us who has to come along and save your arses!

I have low tolerance for idiots.

I literally am a fish.

ARSE WANK! 😡

So the fat boy likes cheesy puffs, eh? I’ll give him cheesy puffs alright.

Do you wanna smell it?

Eric Cartman makes Fat Albert look skinny.