// I’ve got a headache now.

I guess you think you’re like an authority figure with that stupid fucking uniform, huh, buddy? Fucking clip-on tie there. Big fucking man, huh? You know, these are limits of your life, man. Ruler of your little fucking gate. Here. There’s your $4, you pathetic piece of shit.

What’s good for a broken nose? My nose might be broken.

[crying] I don’t wanna go back.

I wonder if the Stotches miss me.

[playing Happy Wheels] Son, let’s go home. Oh, my God, son? Son? Oh, my God, son, no! Son! NO! OH, MY FUCKING GOD, NO!

Anyone wanna play Happy Wheels?

I think it’s faulty.

Fuck you, Stephen.

// Cold shower season is here.

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

// I decided to do something special.

Anyone like Kasabian?

Ahhh! It’s in my eyes! Dammit, Eric! 😖

[bleeds from his nose] Oh, my God…am I a tomato?!

Cartman is a w⚓️ and a 🔔end.

Okay, what the fuck is going on?

// I think I’ve burnt myself.

ER is better than Grey’s Anatomy. Change my mind.

Why couldn’t Eric have just been nice?

I’m not doing it, Eric! Do you understand? I’m not doing it!

You can’t have a pie without cool whip.

// I’m not pissed off.

// You think I’m a crackpot, don’t you?

// I don’t need this.

// Why did I think it was a good idea to have Butters hurt Kenny?

// I’m erasing it.

Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin

Butters to Stan on the talkie-walkie. Over. Um, do you have anything that looks and tastes like a lemon but isn’t a lemon? Over.

I got laughed at just for blowing my nose. It’s snot funny.

// There is hope.

Hungry.

I love you, Karen. I love you, Scott. I love you, Jimmy. I love you, Pip. I love you, Herbert. I love you, Kenny. I love you, Stan. I love you, Kyle. I love you, Andy. I love you, Clyde. I love you, Tweek. I love you, Craig. I love you all so much.

// I’m getting off.

// I don’t want to do this anymore. I don’t like it.

// Check out this edit I made. youtu.be/p6m4ro8vS68?...

// I need to cry

// Russell T. Davies blocked me on Instagram because he couldn’t handle my honesty. That shows the kind of guy he really is. Unprofessional and childish. I don’t think I can watch his era of Doctor Who ever again after that.

I’m not pissed off because Doctor Who is cancelled. I’m disappointed about it while also not surprised, but I’m not pissed off. What I am pissed off about is that Russell has been lying to us fans, gaslighting us and misleading us with bullshit.

I lost Tweek as a friend.

// I’ve lost so much respect for Russell T. Davies. Imagine lying to your fans for 8 months.

// This has been a very difficult day for me. For the last 12 years, 9th June is always tough for me.

Nobody cares how I feel.

I hate it here. I’m sick of this shit town.

// 12 years ago today, we lost Rik Mayall. I still miss him.

Fuck’s sake! Fucking Colin!

Who was the best Obi-Wan, Alec Guiness or Ewan McGregor?

I can see out of my left eye again.

SHE SAID DON’T SHARE ANSWERS!!

I’ve gone blind in my left eye.