Looks like Tweek and Craig are not the only gay couple in South Park

// I had to punish myself.

I admit we were probably too hard on Sam yesterday, but that doesn’t mean he is excused for what he did.

// I burned my hands on the hot radiator.

// Maybe I should delete all of these accounts.

// I’ve got teeth marks on my finger.

// You can say it if you want. I fucked up, I’m an arsehole.

// Maybe I should just go.

I don’t feel comfortable hanging out with Sam anymore. Not after what he’s just done.

// Everyone’s annoyed with me, so I’ll keep out of their way.

// You don’t have to tell me it was directed at me. I already know.

Seriously, how can you pass this off as Salisbury steak? It’s nothing like how Chef used to make it. That was proper Salisbury steak.

[Arnold Schwarzenegger impression] You should not drink and bake.

// I love him.

If another pandemic happens, I will k*** myself.

Oh, fuck, don’t arrest me! I promise it wasn’t me! I didn’t do anything wrong!

Fuck the police!

Spit it out, John, you wankface.

Bunch of wankers. I’m Butters, and I’m a wankstain!

You’re welcome, Miss Gilroy, you old bat!

Miss Gilroy doesn’t have any sense of humour! She’s a fucking hippie fuckface. Wankstain.

The fuck did you say to me, you little shit?! [laughs mockingly] How are you not in fucking school? You kiss your mother with that mouth?

I think I’m schizophrenic.

// Clyde is cute. How can you not like him?

Ladies first.

Don’t worry…

Sorry about the swearing.

I’ll close it my fucking self.

[incoherent mumbling] Thora Hird…Last Of The Summer Wine…

Do you know how old that bloke is? 76! That’s amazing, innit?

People! I like people! [laughs] I like people! I like people more than cats and fucking dogs!

Fuck are you laughing at, you fat cunt? I’m not some fucking mug, I’m a hard man! I’m from fucking South Park! I’m a black belt in fucking karate! You’ve got two bones up your nose! I’m gonna p**ch them through your fucking brain! I’m a hard cunt!

[talking to people in his head] You hear me, Jenkins? Don’t you dare impugn my father’s name! He was a saint, I tell you! A saint! He stole, Jenkins! He robbed us blind! Said we wouldn’t amount to anything! Lies! All lies! He was a good man! You’re just jealous! You always were!

I’m about to have a massive heart attack.

Aw, hamburgers. I just can't do anything right. The guys are mad 'cause I promised to bring snacks to Stick of Truth, but I burned the cookies! I always mess up! Everyone expects me to be all cheerful and helpful, but I just make things worse!

I’m hung like a horse!

I’ll be back! I always come back! But dying is such a bitch.

It’s Hammer time! 😁 Should I be shot for saying that?

It’s been there all this time, for 10 years! I’ve had a mole on my chest, and I’ve only seen it this day! Sentenced to death, and I’ve still been able to get off with life!

I might be dead by next Tuesday! Oh, God. That’s it. I’m finished. It’s all over. Still, I’ve had a good life. I’ve had a bloody awful life!

Oh, here we go! Holidays in the algarve! 🙄

We need a stripper

Cartman is in for a shock later.

I’m so hungry.

We’re gonna meet Myron Fountaine!

I don’t even hate Cartman. He’s not worth that. I pity him.

NO!!! It is… It is…wrong! It is wrong!

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Led Zeppelin > The Beatles