Ethan and Cameron were right.

Go to the police, you stupid woman!

Are all British drivers aggressive and foul mouthed?

That's my vacation ruined.

Hurrah for the filth! Uh, I mean the pigs! Uh, the narcs! Oh, damn, I’m sleep-slanging again!

Ahhh! That hurt like a… [profanity is drowned out]

You didn’t carry it up the fucking road?!

You know my great watch gag? I forgot to put my watch on. 😅 Fuck! 🙄

Lois Griffin as Princess Leia: “Aren’t you a little fat to be a stormtrooper?” Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker: “Stay here and rot, you stuck-up bitch.” // 🤣🤣🤣

// His dad is a prick.

// We broke up.

Scott Malkinson ❤️

Uh-oh! My heart just stopped! Ah, there it goes!

// 37…that’s no age at all.

// My stepdad’s brother-in-law is dying.

// Aw, man…

I've told you before, he's a wanker.

Are we allowed inside the church?

I thought I knew all about jokes on television. Obviously, I don’t know fuck all.

If I put these on good quality tape, people who haven’t had a kip since 1946 will be in a fucking coma listening to a symphony script.

[Tom Baker impression] Yeah, you never fucking know the answer when it’s important.

I’ve just had to watch Cameron feed Ethan pieces of apple. From his own mouth.

I banged my head on the bathroom doorframe.

Pie and mash is good.

Only seven more seasons left to be released, and then classic Doctor Who is complete on Blu-ray.

Beautiful vintage quality.

// Left: 55 year old William Hartnell in 1963 Right: 55 year old David Tennant in 2026 It’s amazing how different people aged back then compared to now.

// We may have our new Doctor.

// Not everyone will get it.

Wow, that’s… That’s fucking sick. That is good shit.

Our hotel room has an old TV with a built-in VCR. I think I’ll watch those Doctor Who VHS tapes Scott bought me.

Scott bought me these at a vintage thrift store.

You can’t have a pie without cool hwhip.

Mr. Capaldi: “I really shouldn’t say this, but I can’t teach that little prick anymore. I’m a very tolerant person, but I just can’t deal with Eric. He’s rude and disrespectful.”

Mr. Capaldi: “Not all Scottish people are loud mouthed. That’s a stereotypical misconception.”

Mr. Capaldi: “I hope you all have a great summer. You’ve all been brilliant this year, except Eric. See you in August.”

I wish I had videotaped Cartman on the toilet at school today and posted it online just to humiliate him. It would have been a good laugh.

Herbert has a beautiful singing voice.

When do we go to England?

// (1/2) The Reality War wasn’t originally intended to be Ncuti Gatwa’s final episode as the 15th Doctor. Filming wrapped up in May 2024 when Ncuti was still contracted for a third season. Reshoots were done in February 2025 to include his regeneration scene after he decided to leave when Disney+…

I dreamed it was the last day of school.

Two more days.

Some of the best gifts I’ve ever got.

// He’s got the moves.

Eric’s mom needs to grow a spine.

Mr. Capaldi: “My wife and daughter are taking me somewhere special tonight.”

Mr. Capaldi: [laughs] “Oh, my God!”

Mr. Capaldi: “I brought a box of cupcakes. Help yourselves.”

// Happy birthday Peter Capaldi, the brilliant 12th Doctor. 🎂

Mr. Capaldi: “Happy birthday to me…” [sighs]