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Hey, fellas! It’s me, Butters! (Parody account)
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// I don’t wish to sound annoyed, but you really need to read this. People are still messaging me privately when I can’t respond.
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
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Kevin, have you got a minute, buddy?
42 minutes ago
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// I’m sick.
about 4 hours ago
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It’s a fucking restaurant, not a sushi bar! How do you get confused with a raw fucking grilled lobster?!
about 4 hours ago
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Okay, please, Miss Manners, fuck off back in line.
about 5 hours ago
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You got anything to say to me, you say it to my face, not behind my back. Now fuck off.
about 5 hours ago
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[Welsh accent] Have ya got any more exploding carrots?!
about 17 hours ago
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[sees a ghost] Oh, my God! Rik, is that you?!
about 17 hours ago
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Everything went downhill from 2014.
about 17 hours ago
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// I’m still not over Rik Mayall. 11 years is not enough time.
about 17 hours ago
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Good God, is everyone blind?
about 17 hours ago
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There’s no choice. It’s gotta be done.
about 19 hours ago
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Now fuck off…Guy, Gus, Jim, Bill, whatever your fucking name is.
about 19 hours ago
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I got my costume ready.
about 19 hours ago
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Five…four…three…two… AHHHHH! …one! I did it! I’m not gonna die!
about 19 hours ago
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Tweek?
about 21 hours ago
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This guy’s put scorpions in his jockstrap.
about 22 hours ago
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Booger-eating, piss-drinking motherfucker!
about 22 hours ago
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Your mother was the finest trade unionist who ever lived! She wiped the floor with Vic Feather, and he thought he was somebody! She worshipped you and made the most pathetic excuses for you! I didn’t realise you weren’t autistic till you called me a cunt in suspiciously fitting circumstances! 😡
about 22 hours ago
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[robotic voice] Priority Red. Priority Red. Priority Red. Priority Red. Priority Red.
about 22 hours ago
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[deep gravelly voice] Kneel before me, puny mortals.
about 23 hours ago
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Does super AIDS really exist or was Stephen lying?
1 day ago
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All I said was I didn’t really like coffee.
1 day ago
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// Post something 90s.
add a skeleton here at some point
1 day ago
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[sits in the car screaming]
1 day ago
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Anyway, it’s not Tinkerbell, it’s Tinkerbollocks, actually.
1 day ago
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I’m gonna build a time machine.
2 days ago
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Why would you say that to your own daughter? “Sometimes I don’t think I love you as much as I used to.” She’s 6 years old!
2 days ago
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I’m scared to go to sleep ever again.
2 days ago
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Old Spice, 20p a bottle.
3 days ago
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What a bitch! What a brutal bitch! Is it any wonder she’s all alone?
3 days ago
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Paper. Pencil. Pencil! Pen-fucking-cil!
3 days ago
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Wow…cobwebs.
3 days ago
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[chokes] The death breath! She killed me with the death breath! Be gone, evil one! [forms a cross with his fingers]
3 days ago
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Ah! Ah! My head! The mega bitch squashed my head! The bitch! She squashed my head! The evil one reigns supreme!
3 days ago
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Oh, my God! Is it? It is! The mega bitch! Let me at her!
3 days ago
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[eating corn on the cob] These crunchy bananas are delicious.
3 days ago
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Is there any cake left?
3 days ago
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Allcock.
3 days ago
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[whispering] Psst! Psst! Toy with your dagger!
3 days ago
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POLICE! I’VE GOT A MAD WOMAN IN HERE!
3 days ago
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Fangs aren’t what they used to be.
3 days ago
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Funny thing about “dirty stuffy London”, I can walk for miles without being bitten, stung or stepping into something.
3 days ago
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I can recognise a Focker when I see one.
3 days ago
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I like great big coconuts.
3 days ago
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My theodolite’s broken!
3 days ago
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Infamy! Infamy! They’ve all got it in for me!
3 days ago
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No, no, Barbara! Tent up first, bunk up later!
3 days ago
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Frying tonight!
3 days ago
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Cafe Mozart, 10 o’ clock.
3 days ago
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Ooh, I still don’t like the look of him.
3 days ago
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