New cryptid

He is smooshed

Pizza for the 3rd time this week

Cool stay indoors while I have a puppy who’s a menace

Starting the current season of love island tonight

How they act when they’re caught

Seattle’d so hard I decided to back out of NYC and move there

Love pride

Eating peanut butter as a treat

Told an ex to go play in traffic #crashout

Everyone liking my post about my dog dying

My ex reached out because my emotional support animal died. I told him to go play in traffic

Just outed myself at the new gym I go too

The summer before I move to NYC being the craziest and busiest yet

Another thing how’re you gonna look/woof at my profile first, then I look and go about my day and I’m arrogant????? Some of you just like to say anything just to say it

Some of you are absolutely nuts on the apps. How have I managed to block some of these guys around town 3+ times and then I’ll get a “hey how are you” and it’s the same person. I don’t understand.

The way Kim Petras owns this bvssy is so crazy

New Boards of Canada / Kim Petras on the same day is exactly what my mental state looks like

Computah, make this guy supa gay and happy

The rain and my current mental state aren’t a good mix lol.

Managed to make myself feel incredibly lonely

Irish bear trade coming to pregame before our friends comedy show Wednesday

Irish bear trade and I are gonna work out together tomorrow

Irish bear trade didn’t leave his girlfriend to come hang out with me last night

Horsegiiirl tickets secured babes!

Side note I watched a pigeon get on the train, take a single stop, and then get off the train today while taking Merlin to Central Park

I don’t want to hear a single thing about Bushwick ever again in my entire life.

Irish bear trade has me in a chokehold

Boutta do a workout session with Irish Crush at the gym

Torturing myself again over this man that doesn’t like me that way. I feel like I’m in high school again. Gay and stupid!

Life lately. Need to clean my mirror.

It’s always the ones that are sweet and have a girlfriend and like to talk to me and then I cause myself suffering bc I know it’s not an option for me to play with his butt

Have a bad bad crush on an Irish boy.

I know I’m lonely when I start developing crushes on my straight rugby teammates.

Cordially inviting a local boy to bounce on it Friday

I need bigger shaboing boings

Robyn you’ve done it again

unfortunately “it's all corrupt girl” will be entering the lexicon

I’m gonna be messy for second. You cannot be DL and annoying. Pick one.

Absolutely going for this summer bod

The way we put belt to ass this rugby tournament

Bushwick gays have nothing on me when I come Around skinny as fuck

Managed to walk 10 miles today 🤩😎

AI is dying RT to make it die faster.

Didn’t gain a single pound after being sloppy and messy during my rugby tournament this weekend

Here are some nice mushrooms

Why is every apartment 3k before utilities