alex isley’s voice is soothing and healing.

that one day someone’s parent in a toyota highlander decided to camp in the left lane for miles and when i tried to pass, they sped up. then brake checked me after i got back behind them. i showed them the nastiest road rage. you not gonna play that game better than me.

my road rage is usually activated by someone provoking me because why you playing with me? now i gotta show you something.

“MOVE BITCH!!!” “why are you camped in the left lane?” “i got something for you, watch this!” “oooooh my GOD” “i can play this game better than you can”

searched “tattoo” in my camera roll to find a certain tattoo i want to get and someone’s penis just appeared in the search.

this movie is about to be a mess.

knock it out the frame baby, beat my screws loose!

i thought memphis had the worst roads i’ve ever driven on but chicago said “hold my beer” and showed me something.

i’m not saying i agree with vandalism but i’m not saying i disagree when it comes to teslas.

let’s see what this gives.

i forgot about this app but i see y’all cutting up.

Me being a guest at your house:

tehe i had a narrative to push. sorry babe. 🤭

that’s because y’all put it up right after halloween and not thanksgiving. those trees been up for two months.

zero build is one of the worst things to be introduced to the gay community.

still haven’t seen @mikeybabyyy.bsky.social 🤨

need that actually.

they’re the only good movies out until the week of the 25th.

and if we do?

i might see ‘gladiator ii’ one more time too actually.

need to see ‘wicked’ again before i go feral.

The gays are shallow creatures. If you don't fit their standards of attractiveness, they will pay you dust. Blow the dust right in your face

you really did more than you know and i’ll forever cherish that. 🥺

me walking into the kitchen “still ain’t topped red ruby.”

i’m randomly saying ‘big foot’ lyrics like this is not ok.

how he win a game before some of y’all?

ring-a-ling-ling-ling nigga

When they follow you on twitter but won’t follow you back on blue sky. 😂

i wanna see ‘wicked’ but two hours and forty minutes is a little long for grandma baby on my work days. it’s gonna have to wait until next week when i’m off.

sorry but i’m screaming.

i need a cuddle buddy. i don’t even want to do anything sexual. i just wanna cuddle.

yes because mine voted democratic. only thing i will not speak on or ask about is israel/palestine because i already heard their thoughts on it and i don’t have the energy.

funniest show on tv right now. lmfao. they need to bring sabrina back to do another episode.

why are y’all bringing this tiring topic to this app?

catching up on ‘abbott elementary’ and this is definitely one of the funniest shows i’ve watched.

I wana cuddle

not two beers did me in.

atlanta is actually a little cold? oh alright.

“good boy” from a non-black is disgusting.

y’all are showing out!!

A cuddle wouldn’t be so bad …

bluesky is still struggling to be a place where i can hear about breaking news and, maybe more importantly, breaking memes. it has its own memes for sure, but it is, for better or worse, detached from a broader internet culture, and i'm hoping that will change

obsessed with this james bond like opening for ‘the day of the jackal’

i’m ‘bout to get up in your ass, bitch clench