strip #35 of our #Trumpy satire series is now available. if any of these strips resonate for you, please consider Following us and reposting our strips across all your social spaces. thank you for your continued support! #ShineALight #NoKings #NoPedophilePresidents

strip #34 in our #Trumpy satire series is now out. this week demonstrates we're on our own, there is no meaningful leadership using last week's momentum. stay strong, stand together, and continue to #ShineALight on what you see. #NoKings

our latest #Trumpy satire strip #33 is now out. huge congratulations across the country for all the successful elections demonstrating how fed up the American people are with the current bullshit that surrounds us currently. #ShineALight #NoKings

I didn't realize Dick Cheney was still alive... What in the Mandela Effect is happening??? Oh well. Problem solved.

The Sunset Strip Curfew Riots in Los Angeles on November 12, 1966 was almost 59 years ago. This song was inspired by them. It was written and released less than a month later Just, ya know, thought that was all kinda neat [insert image of Marge Simpson holding a potato] No other reason *cough* >.>

Soooooo, fellow peasants, just remember that THIS cake is a marble cake, and will break your teeth if you try to eat it. Also, who wants to use a toilet with a view?????

and today is a two-fer... strip #32 in our #Trumpy satire series is also now available today. if this series speaks to you at all, please consider following, liking, and sharing these all over your social media spaces. #ShineALight #NoKings and hey Lecty, got a second #Lectoon for you today.

strip #31 in our #Trumpy satire series is now out. if this resonates for you at all, please consider liking, following, and reposting far and wide. #ShineALight #NoKings and for you, Lecty... #Lectoon

why does this buffoon keep getting air time to spout his unserious ridiculousness? he has nothing useful to say or contribute. #FuckYouMiller

"If you destroy it, they'll remember you forever" - Herostratus, probably

strip #30 of our #Trumpy satire series is now out. if this whole ballroom/White House destruction has you as angry as it does us, please consider liking, reposting, and sharing our strip out into the world. #ShineALight #NoKings

strip #29 of our #Trumpy satire comic is now out. if any of our strips resonate with you, please consider following us, liking our posts, and sharing us across your social media platforms. it means a lot to us that you support what we do here... #NoKings #ShineALight

As noted in the comments: Very interesting it's happening the day before No Kings Day <.< *cough*

i don’t normally endorse block lists (i’m on some, weirdly lumped in with people i myself have blocked) but i don’t see how blocking all these accts with one button is bad. most importantly, DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THEM. they already own X so they wouldn’t be here if they weren’t trying to start shit.

#Trumpy is a satire series confronting the absurdities and un-American actions of our would-be king. Please help us shine a light by liking, reposting, and sharing our strips around your social spaces. #NoKings #ShineALight

When the government proclaims anyone against fascism as "the enemy", they are telling you that they, those in the government, ARE fascists. No Kings! No dictators! No fascists!

strip #27 of our #Trumpy satire cartoon is now available. if you find any of our strips resonate for you, please consider liking, following, and sharing them around wherever you spend your time online. thank you all for your continued support! #ShineALight #NoKings

*knock at the door* *dog barks* *both cats bolt for cover* Apparently, Enzo is related to Ravenous Bugblatter Beasts of Traal. He's not mind-bogglingly stupid, mind you, but it seems that he assumes that if he can't see you, you can't see him (so, slightly smarter than a Bugblatter Beast, really)

#Trumpy strip #26 is now available. if this resonates at all for you, please like, repost, and share! if you're not already following us, please consider doing so to see more Trumpy strips as they come out! #ShineALight #NoKings #WarRavagedPortland

I had a headache today. Luckily, I had a bottle of Autisaminophen in my cupboard. Handy stuff, that.

When the government declares that any and all people against fascism are the enemy, you know that the government is fascist. Full stop.

I seriously hate feeling like a conspiracy nutter, BUT I'm having trouble swallowing the narrative here. "Bullets were found with anti-ICE messaging" turns into a single bullet with a Sharpie-written "anti-ICE" surrounded by bullets not written on. WHO THE FUCK USES THE SLOGAN "ANTI-ICE"??

I needed this laugh. Dark humour at its finest *chef's kiss*

#Trumpy strip #25 is now available. if this resonates at all for you, please like, repost, and share! if you're not already following us, please consider doing so to see more Trumpy strips as they come out! #ShineALight #NoKings

Apparently The Rapture is trending? Time to surface and oldie: No, the Rapture is not in the Bible: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvsj...

#Trumpy strip #24 is now available, a political satire series of the orange buffoon and his goons... if this resonates at all for you, please like, repost, and share! if you're not already following us, please consider doing so to see more Trumpy strips as they come out! #ShineALight #NoKings

Having a brain that cannot think in black & white terms is wild. I not only CAN hold multiple (possibly conflicting) thoughts at once, I find it impossible NOT to Right-wing hate monger dies? My brain throws several thoughts at me *simultaneously*: 1. A sarcastic "oh no. thoughts and prayers" 1/🧵

Child #2: It's a weird evolutionary trait that nipples get hard when it's cold Me: It's so you can always find your way in the snow. Be funnier if they always pointed north, though [cue using hands to mimic what it'd be like] Me: "CALM YOUR TITS!" "I CAN'T! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE GO SOUTH!"

I am DONE diminishing bands. We must increase bands. Siouxie and the Tuath Dé Fishskeleton Germany Bauschloss Love and Spaceships Thompson Triplets Voice of the Apiary They Are Definitely Giants

Sitting there outside, the fog rolling in A ticking sound in the distance Cannot quite make it out, but it's familiar Feel it in my bones, it's instinctual And right on cue: Four, three, two, one Earth below us Drifting falling Floating weightless Calling calling home

Ättestupa! Ättestupa! Ättestupa! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!

Between 20-25 years ago, I joked about finding out the exact nutritional profile of snake oil JUST for the lulz of selling *literal* snake oil. I didn't do it because: Couldn't afford to do the science Didn't think people would really buy it I actually have a conscience Stupid morals <.<

So, The Orange Stain was seen on top of the WH roof. No lyre, fiddle, or other musical instrument was seen, but I can't help think of Nero. On a side note: did you know that the number 666 is a reference to Nero? I'm not sayin' he's the biblical anti-christ, buuuut... ㄟ ( ツ ) ⺁

UNDECLARED MILK In butter The butter made from dairy. The butter that is made from cream that was skimmed from milk. YOU MEAN THAT BUTTER??? This reminds me of the time someone asked me if whole wheat bread has wheat in it. Not gluten. Wheat. Specifically wheat. Make it make sense

8.8 quake in Russia = all of the West Coast (and Hawaii) are at varying levels of a possible tsunami. We got the upgrade about half an hour ago to "YOU ARE IN DANGER". I guess we find out if we really are above the tsunami safety line or not <.<

Huh. I have an uncircumcised bagel in this bag-o-bagels. NEAT

Happy Shitty Shitty Bang Bang Day, for those that can find reasons to celebrate... 🎆👉😣👈🎆

The White House has me feeling some kind of way...

I’ve created a compilation album of the singles I’ve released to make it easier to listen and download called Sound, Vision + Silence It’s a also a perk for Substack and Bandcamp Subscribers ;) attasalina.bandcamp.com/album/sound-...

The Hubs tried to rent a cargo van (2 front seats, no seats in back) for Thur-Sun. Was told that they have none, as the military has rented them all O.O WUT? (yes, I know that doesn't mean MY area, as these rental places' inventory relies on the rest of their brand state/nation wide. Still: WUT?)

The problem with taking a break from the internet (an unplanned and unintentional one, at that) is all the catching up one has to do. At least I've stayed aware of current events, but holy crap, what a week! My So Cal heart is with you, LA, even if it's stuck in Nor Cal!

Huh. The little Ukrainian flag emoji I have in my username field is broken. I did have to do a copy/paste to add it there, but it did work up until just recently. So 🤷‍♀️ Can... can I have it back, please, @bsky.app?

Just a little mid-day ear-worm. No reason <.< *cough*

Sweet!

Nothing like getting a mystery package, assuming it's a late Mother's Day gift, opening it to find a 50-year-celebration compilation book of Hustler stuff, standing there in utter confusion & THEN remembering a conversation from months ago w/ your brother about your late dad's art being in said book

I think I know why the stereotype of "cat lady" exists <.< They've pissed off so many fragile-ego men in their lifetimes. Hear me out:

If The Orange Stain really did get the idea of reopening Alcatraz because Escape from Alcatraz was on tv the night before: Let's hope he doesn't watch either Escape from New York or Escape from LA. He will come away from those movies with the wrong, and the worst, ideas Same for Idiocracy, honestly

Here it comes.

DOOMSCROLL BREAK! Stretch and straighten your back, unlock your shoulders, unclench your jaw. Oh, and drink some water, too Here, have a pic of Murciélaga in full play-mode, as an added bonus.