They're now official 💒

This morning is drraaaaaaggggging. It's only 50 past 30.

Kudos to DR Congo

All plants should be named like this. Badgersocks. Hegehoghats. Littleringedploverpullover. What else?

Whatever happened to all the Nissan Almeras?

Bravo

Love all the #WorldCup hype at Tesco but these promotional footballs are rubbish

It's cool, they've taken it away now

Kimi Antonelli's fastest race lap would have qualified him 11th, 0.04s off 10th.

So that's two "Kims" who have smashed Lewis this weekend #MonacoGP #F1

Yo, the FIA just gave me a five second penalty. Anyone else get one?

Spoiler alert: I couldn't. youtu.be/oLCUOgJUVgo?...

Bring back the Saab night panel button. It was the driving equivalent of 'dark mode'.

Legend has it that if you pull the Ferrari badge off the side of the new Luce you see an Apple logo underneath #FerrariLuce

How much dirt will I get from my rim? #simracing #iracing

I did it! 123456789 (Pic taken by passenger)

National speed limit... "Fire up the Quattro"

A New (Financial) Year's Resolution

What's a TV show/boxset that you loved and binged all the series, and still love, but you can't watch it again even if you try? Mine was Schitt's Creek - still love it but have tried to start it again a few times from the start I don't get very far.

If, like me, anybody has been wondering whether you can wear a Fiat Cinquecento as a coat, this lady confirms you can.

Mika Mino L7 category urban runabout because why should a city microcar be boring

Huge news from Blakeney Point...

Spotify be like: oh you like listening to Beethoven and Pachelbel your listening age is 328

The lil lad from Ginetta Juniors wins the #F1 World Championship!

When I opened Cardle I assumed it was gonna be a zero day, but hey just needed that third pic to suddenly look like an actual car 😅 Cardle 3/5 Streak 1🔥 Total Score 565 🔴 🔴 🔴 🔴 🔴 🔴 🟢 🟢 🟢 www.playcardle.com

Idea. An AI that helps explain traditional British fast food. Chat Chippy Tea.

Lol yeah ok

Ah it's that time again on Cardle - seems like every month 🤣

Will be rustling up an ad for the Rallye soon. Limited reach on here, but if anyone knows somebody who is after one of these, let me know.

Lots of chat around the person shot in America who was married with kids, who will be left behind. Every killing is a tragedy, and the tragedy is no less if the victim has no partner or children. A life's value is not measured by whether someone is in a relationship or has children.

Charles is like "If I can't score points, at least I can try to become a meme" #F1 #DutchGP

Good ol' King's Lynn

"Memphis" Raines is who you need to contact, mate

One Pterodactyl is 1000 Pgigodactyls

Any of you lovely piston-powered lot in with the 'Monster Truck" crowd? I've learned that my colleague's son is obsessed with them and they camp at Santa Pod every year for the annual Monster Truck thing. Hoping I can find a way to set up a special intro/get a close up look at a truck or something

Controversial Cardle today, got it 'right' first time but the image revealed that perhaps it wasn't as right as it said... Cardle 1/5 Streak 6🔥 Total Score 102 🟢 🟢 🟢 www.playcardle.com

Was out running some errands in the Scirocco just now and a photo op presented itself 😅

FOS pic dump

Yo, how do we negotiate with flies? I've tried to compel them to leave my house by using violence but that didn't work.

This weekend sees the biggest event of the year for my Damien Cross Falcons team, the Nurburgring 24H on @iracing.com This year we have an all-European driver lineup, so that throws up its own challenges in terms of who gets to rest at what time! Watch along on my YouTube as I'll stream the race.

Both images are of an Alfa Romeo 33. What other car models can pull off a similar trick?

Excitement building for tomorrow's Toyo'Ton on @iracing.com - 100 laps of Summit Point in Toyota GR. Base content, fixed setup, dry weather, and drivers of all iRatings come together to race side by side for over two hours. I'll be live on YouTube just before 6pm BST www.youtube.com/live/GWazoTq...

Did you know the red and white stripes on the USA flag are there to represent their freeways at night?

Apparently when Elon is thrown out of Tesla and another person is in charge, we'll find out because the Cybertrucks will burn with white smoke instead of black

Sums up the average Qashqai driver.

Amazing sim race in GT1 cars earlier on #iRacing - despite the guy that was hunting me down having just half my iRating - real fun in incredible cars: youtu.be/zgmUDh3VfMU?...

Fancy an ex-Jordan car? (No, unfortunately it's the *other* Jordan) www.mathewsons.co.uk/auction/lot/...

This car is crazy youtu.be/g6LYcgaQ46c?...

Tell me something you haven't done since the 20th century.

Gonna tell my mum this is the cloud her photos get stored in