DTW ✈️ SJU

I dropped $2.50 on the rapid to the airport. It's like a 30-minute walk from my house to the nearest station, but my other choices were an Uber (probably $25-30) and parking my car in the orange lot ($60 I think), so I'll make that walk.

CLE ✈️ DTW

Gotta tell ya, I'm not sure I needed a "2025 wrapped" from the Panera app.

Legend.

Here's the Cleveland airport's interpretation of England, for those wondering.

Is the MTA making merch with the F M Swap icon cause they should be

Really questioning my life choices right now.

Sunderland goes hard.

Still mad that they didn't put a rail line on Euclid. The bus lane gives every loser in the city an excuse to stop and fire up the blinkers in the traffic lane.

Stinky's is indeed a real place. Not only do they serve this, they brag about it on their Facebook page.

Wait Jim Harbaugh was arrested?

Not sure why Akron is telling people about their game at Michigan today.

If you remember my name, you get the 25% tip. Standard 20% if you don't. New game I invented.

People loved when Kobe did basically the same thing though.

If I go for bagels early, a bunch of young parents with strollers are always there. If I go later, it's always cool people that I wish I was. Not sure which is worse.

Really obnoxious how Paramount+ kicks it back to the studio five seconds after the match ends. I want to bask in it.

Over the line. Three points. Thank god.

Like did Swansea literally design these shirts to match the Gulf logo? That's nuts.

SEVEN? Ugh.

That bit with Tchamadeu and the yellow card accumulation is brilliant.

Well don't start the party yet.

TWO! And it's my two shirts connecting haha.

Probably a little fortunate to be ahead at the half, but I don't care at this point.

"He's had a long time to work on that celebration." Damn, just got murdered by the commentators.

PEARSON! WHAT A STRIKE!

Johansson is so good man

Looks like a nice day out. Nicer than here anyway.

WTF are Swansea's shirts anyway

Well, I successfully woke up for a 7:30 match. Time to get this thing back on the rails.

Oil Can Boyd Pitcher Debut: 1982 - Retired: 1991 BOS - MON - TEX

As always, it's fuck the Iowa Hawkeyes.

Why do people say shit like I haven't watched every team in the Horizon League numerous times?

Literally could've turned that match off after two minutes and not missed anything 😵‍💫😵‍💫

Always cracks me up how everyone in England apparently has a normal black coat for soccer matches. I have many coats. The only one that's black is a leather one that I'd never wear to be in the cold outside for any extended period of time.

Well, we have Purdue Fort Wayne, Green Bay and IU Indy playing tonight. Surely, the HoriZone Roundtable beat writers for those schools will be actively and publicly engaged in those contests, then promptly post about them afterwards.

This isn't new information. Yet nothing ever changes.

Not sure I've ever been less confident that an equalizer is on the way.

I think we're the better side here, just need to find some actual finishing ability. Always easier said than done.

I always forget that it's "Snakes & Ladders" in England.

Wake up

Mubama

Ipswich rolling with Umbro. The kids don't even know how big Umbro shorts were in the day. I had black and teal ones, they were sick.

Goddamnit

Yuck is the audio going to be choppy the whole time?

My Paramount+ payment went through, and we are locked back in.

Why does my app still say that we're in stoppage time against Leicester

I'm getting ready for a basketball game and not really able to watch...good lord, sounds rough.

I believe