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I don't know who needs to hear this, but voting 3rd party during these times is RISKY and DANGEROUS. Anyway, I need a drink.

We need more thumbs down options for all social media. I need to make sure you know I don't agree without having to comment or DM.

I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be, than me.

I always feel terrible when I accidently scare someone. My bad, dawg.

How much sacrificing must one do before becoming happy?

Only 7 months and 24 days till Christmas :D 🎄

Back in the day, humans would fight for survival and basic living. Today, I run from rain because my hair needs to stay presentable.

Sunglasses.

Elon Musk Holds Up AI Girlfriend App So She Can See theonion.com/elon-mu...

Wake me up when September of 2028 ends.

It really feels like every year has been somehow crazier than the last.

My new favorite hobby is looking at old messages and cringing at myself.

Coffee is a Monday's best friend.

Why does the bathroom smell like shit? What are you guys doing in there??

Dear Mr Santa, I'd like a brand new green car, Feliz Navidad

nothing hurts more than being replaced

I need more monies

🍻

I'm going to start a business where you give me food and money and I return a smile.

Hi? What is hi? Can I spend it?

If you sneeze and fart at the same time, your body takes a screenshot.

Hey, so I don't like Mondays.

If I had a nickle for every time being a Virgo ruined potential dates in the future, I'd have enough for an oil change. (I don't believe in horoscopes, but they did)

Buenos dias, dudes and dudettes

I'm only up late because I'm still giving thanks, you guys

We need more movies about a turkey or something.

Whenever I get angry, I try to think of something else that's makes me angrier. Gotta fight fire with fire

I know I shouldn't, but I'd really like a deep-fried buttered turkey.

I can take it off your hands

If I wink at you in public, that makes I like you. If I blink at you in public, that means I had to blink and it was coincidental I swear

Would you say the movie was.. wicked?

Hey, I'm new.