I piss directly on the cake #IPissDirectlyOnTheCake

Dead Island 1 voice: Who do you Labubu bitch?

A JoJo stand that ragebaits you

Hollow Knight is now being streamed in the Retro category

Thinking about bringing back “Gamers Be Fucking” as a catch phrase

23 minutes? Are they playing her whole discography??

Guy warped to the future from 2001: You’re telling me Allen Iverson made these pictures?

The content of this article is actually pretty terrifying but damn, the phrase "Manhattan Project for More Babies" is going to become a verbal stim for me

This world was not built for people who fart

2025 is the year of muttering incoherently to yourself in public

I have a stuffed dog in my car I use to steal whip cream from Starbucks

I never bothered to learn what "psychological horror" meant and now the term has lost all meaning, so I'm calling that a W in my book

My dream is to take a business call while pissing at a urinal #Business #Grindset #Piss

Honestly this

Hinge is now giving you AI summaries of profiles… why?

I’d love to see a fucking clanker troubleshoot Docker Desktop for 2 hours 😎 #NoAI #NoContainerization #Software

Since I have a movie pass, when I’m not going to the theater on a day, I’ll buy a ticket for an empty showing, so the theater doesn’t feel as bad

Dear Harris Teeter, Maybe teach your cashiers to give less judgmental stares. Signed, A Paying Customer #Monster #Melatonin #Insomnia

Becoming a fandom free agent, looking to sign a big deal to join your fandom, I require: - 3% of all likes distributed on video platforms - A viral thread per month. - Praise for unconventional ships - Life altering controversy - 3 months of gatekeeping

I get mad at Microsoft for how terrible their software and company is but then Apple reminds me of the Thunderbolt ports and it's a blinding rage

You couldn’t make “My Date with the Presidents Daughter” in 2025 #DCOM #Cinephile #Northernlion youtu.be/YdmmQX3UlMw?...

what if instead of linux it was lakers and instead of cron jobs you set lebron jobs

Fantastic Four had a really good style/aesthetic to it. Every other part of it was like really bad. Like embarrassingly bad. I felt ashamed to be sitting in the theater for it

christian fundamentalists going after legitimate marketplaces selling nsfw but not really giving a shit about the hundreds and hundreds of site that steal and share that shit for free is making me see red. it's not about this stuff existing it's just making sure we cant make a fuckin living

We’re 3 years from anime girls on golf balls

Thinking about the original Cherry Coke logo

Superman movie was good, probably one of the better super hero movies. Thought a lot of the action sequences that directly involved Superman were kinda boring though

What are folks favorite fishing minigames? I need some examples to pull from #gamedev #indie #fishing

Fashionably late to pull something out of the oven

Have you heard The Civil Wars cover of Super Mario Sunshine?

This Fourth of July party is lit. I verified with the teens that people still say lit

Thought I had solidarity with the other late night gym guy, but then he didn’t wipe down his equipment. Public enemy number one

Going grocery shopping at my parents house

So our show went great. Especially the end.

vgen.co/aohelll Commissions are still open If you want a fun logo or a corpo pngtuber!

This was a fun one! I made a logo for @theworldscutest.bsky.social . It reminds me of old ps2 studios that made fun absurd games. Which fits the clients vibe fully

When you’re two buzzballs in to the family bbq and your mom starts asking about grandkids 🙄

A horror game that looks at modernity and its control on the individual Concept: Myself and @beepsalt.itch.io 💻/✍️: Moi 🔊 : @asherwaves.com 🎨 : CQ VO from @dominorbg.bsky.social and @dylanschafervo.bsky.social theworldscutestgamer.itch.io/para-mada-he... #gamedev #itchio #newgame #indie #story

I wanted to celebrate my friend @aohelll.bsky.social getting her second ever NorthernLion clip on her youtube shorts so I asked the very talented @gnollpekoe.bsky.social to make her bald 🙏 The world needs more bald vtubers

Another HR meeting, another time I have to explain what Mpreg is to a philistine 🙄

Coke Zero's not enough anymore. I need a negative Coke. A Coke that shreds and destroys the body. Coke Minus

“Hey we saw you from across the bar and thought you’d make a great third for our Nightreign team”

What's a good frozen pizza for impressing someone on a first date?

I've been looking at this model of Steve-O from the PS2 Jackass game for the last two hours trying to learn how to paint skin better #GameDev

Oh yeah, this Clair Obscur game is pretty good

The books of my youth

Breakfast Coke Zero

Being told White Monster Energy doesn’t count as water??

Playing Blue Prince and my only draft choices are 3 Man Caves 😎😎😎