All I want to see are my friend’s dicks. ❤️🍆 And cakes too 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

How is it Monday already? 🥱

bloomf sesh when? 👉🏼👈🏼

Thank god it’s (my) Friday 🥳

I’m sat 😌

What a difference a year makes 🌸🌺

Let’s see you at 21 (ish)

Happy Wank Holiday! 💦

this heat is doing things to me 🥵

TGIF ☕️

Woke up and then that happened.

Hosting drinks for friends is great until you have to clean up the following morning 🥴

Brb just taking a piss in the 1900’s

Did someone say 5 day weekend? 🥰

It’s amazing what you find when you have a little clear out 🎮

The birthday treats have been cracked open early! 🤤 I definitely know I’ll regret eating a whole one tomorrow

I woke up thinking it was hump day, sad to see it’s only Tuesday 😔

24 years ago today, Pokémon Crystal Version was first released for the Nintendo Game Boy Color in North America! It is the third and final Generation II core series game, released as a solitary version to Pokémon Gold and Silver. https://bulbapedia.b...

Good morning to all the gays who have verified their age 😌

The weather when I’m at home vs when I’m in the office 🥲

It's Friday!

Happy instagram sharing day everyone 📸

Stunning day in Malaga!

Sun, Speedos and the Scarlet Lady 🛳️

Prematurely woke myself up today before 6am 😴 at least I can relax with a cuppa until I need to drag myself out of the house

Sold 12 things on Vinted this week! Feeling like an eco business mogul 🍃💸

Oh go on then! 📸

Cute little day in Birmingham yesterday 🥰

I feel like I should put the lottery on, because what was with this pack 😍

Slept funny last night, so naturally I have now lost all movement from above my shoulders 🥲

Been on my hand and knees all afternoon ✨😮‍💨

Thoroughly enjoying these sunny mornings! March needs to keep it up 🌞

This is ridiculous even by Amazons standards 🙄 for reference I’m about 40 mins south of Coalville

Feeling ✨slightly✨ more human again

Good morning from the Yorkshire countryside 🐑

It’s Sunday, I’m hung over, this can only mean one thing

Had a couple of rum and cokes and suddenly feeling a little fruity 🤭

Got a little steamy in the hot tub last night.. literally 🧖🏻‍♂️🤣

Got to love the feeling of a new pair of socks 😌

Even Pokémon TCG isn’t safe from the thirsty gays 🦶🏻😭

Had morning sex today, for the first time in about 5 years 😮‍💨 thank you saint valentine

Happy Valentines Day blooms 💕💖

When will it finally be time to put away the big coat?! 🤧

Yesterdays decorating is now complete 😍

Finally a decent pull from a SpaceTime Smackdown pack 😭

Not an idea start to the day ❄️

Received the best b****** last night 😮‍💨

First trim of the year was long overdue ✂️

Does anyone want to be my friend on Pokémon TCG? 🥺 7675579116881920

It’s day 467 in January and the Christmas lights are still up ✨