I think Putin has threatened the Nazi-Pedo. I think he has told Traitor Trump he would release the pee tapes and pictures of him blowing "bubba" if he did not get Ukraine to surrender.

Mitochondria being the powerhouse of the cell is cool and all but I think classes like "How to calm the fuck down as an adult in a healthy non self-destructive way 101" is something that should also be taught before graduation

Hi, @jayforeman.bsky.social my children keep saying that you and @markcooperjones.bsky.social should do a collaboration with #Fortnite. Imagine #MapMen roaming the maps of Fortnite.

How can we make THIS happen? Red states won’t comply👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

Ding-a-Ling-a-Ling! It’s your self-own calling!

Schumer has been there for 45 years. Grassley for 51 years They ain’t serving out of the kindness of their hearts. They do it, because that’s all the know. There needs to be both term limits and maximum age limits on each and every government position.

Trudno o lepszą odpowiedź na pytanie "dlaczego nagle pół Polski nienawidzi Ukrainców"

Congrats Stephen King! 🥳 Your goal is to terrify. You scare the hell out of em. You nailed it! 🏆

Appropriate to repost this any time, but especially on Sunday.

I honestly did not realise the term “anti-vaxxer” is a term of abuse and will immediately stop using it. Can I confirm though, would you prefer “pro-disease” or “tiny-coffin-enthusiast” instead? Ta.

This is truly one of the best illustrations of what is happening in America.

Whip that mofo

Wtf, why do I suddenly get porn here today on my feed? Never happened before on BlueSky for me and not happy about it.

"It will take a decade to rejoin the EU." That feels too pessimistic. But even if it's true, if we wait 5 years, it will take at least 15 years to rejoin. If we wait 10 years, it will take at least 20 years to rejoin. So start NOW. Lay the groundwork NOW. Erase red lines NOW.

This explains his actions better than anything I’ve seen so far!

World War 3 kinda sucks, but you know, it was either this or pronouns

🚨🚨NEGATIVE PRICING ALERT!!🚨 Tomorrow's Prices: 23rd June Overnight low ~ 0p Morning peak ~ 8p Afternoon low ~ -3p Evening peak ~ 32p Should be negative for most of the afternoon!

David R. Hagen just solved a small mystery that I mentioned 13 years ago in the mouseover text of a comic drhagen.com/blog/the-mis...

"Bluesky is dead." Meanwhile, on Bluesky...

True story bro.

Meanwhile, at the White House…

#Britain #poverty #foodbanks

Looks like he's got some plans. Not good ones.

The little ink drop was crying, because his mother was in the pen and he didn't know how long the sentence would be. Thank you very much. I'll leave quietly.

🚨🚨NEGATIVE PRICING ALERT!!🚨🚨 Tomorrow's Prices: 31st May Overnight low ~ 18p (to ~6am) Then dropping to Afternoon low ~ -2p (11am to 3pm) Evening peak ~ 35p 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

All you need to know about Elon Musk’s stunning success is that he lasted 2.65 Liz Trusses and lost 150 billion dollars.

Drafting xkcd.com/3093/

All the people complaining that the police have said the Liverpool driver was white British are the same people who made it necessary for the police to say he was white British.

twitter is down

Jedziemy dalej!

Making sure our kids don’t go hungry isn’t just the right thing to do, it’s an investment in our future.

Richard Dawkins most famous reply to: "What if you're wrong?"