i just sacrificed an animal at the temple of the cult of victim

caddyshack is on and i just caught myself doing the dad tv watching stance. getting old.

every time my dad picks me up, i have to listen to wait wait don't tell me on npr and it makes me want to die

dog refuses to give birth

i finished zeta gundam last night and i liked it a lot but maybe a little bit less than classic gundam because while a lot of things like animation and narrative cohesiveness are obviously better, it kind of lacks the redemptive "found family" aspect that caps off the end of 0079

the same

In essence we click around the computer in the same way that our hunter-gatherer ancestors “clicked around” their own environment.

need a girl to allopreen me

going to court today 😌

i like to look at stuff

sageing jeffrey epstein on /a/ in 2010

my liege lord just pledged himself to the cringe king 🤦‍♂️

that's why i wear a slug proof underneath my threadless

when i was a kid i was really into shipwrecks, ants, trains, and this book

I sleep in a hut in the middle of the swamp with my wife

ant gdp per capita ant global economy size

new parks job listing of "blacksmith's helper"

didn't believe the zoomer stare was a real thing but occasionally will ask a young coworker a question lately and they will blankly look at you, drop a heavily vocal fry'd "...yeeeeeahhhh", and then silently wait another five seconds before answering

thing that rocked me a few years ago is that the term "hiding your power level" is used to describe masking your white supremacist beliefs in public now

Ughn

i tend to think that matthew 5:29 probably has a more literal of a meaning than most modern christians would like to admit. i do not think jesus would have necessarily required plucking your eye out or cutting off your hand, but if did get you to stop sinning, he would have approved.

[merging with the infinite] hey dudes

l̫̱̊ī̸͖t͔͊͞e͔ͪ̆r̮ͨͧã͈̲t̗͟͝u͜͞͝r̝͖ͯeͤ̑̚ ̸̏ͅf̣̑̂ȯ̙̲r̯̿͡ ̭̂̔t̉̃͡ḣ̳̅ẻ͔͉ ̈́̏ͨȓ͙̫a̸̅ͫțͯ͠c̵̸̛h̻̓ͪe͔͕̋t̛͍̯ ̴ͫ͐ṛ̛́a̫͈̒v͂ͭͨe͑ͦ͒ ̡ͨ́😂͇̔͌😂̫͘͜😂͖ͫ͟.́͑ͣ

Ha-ha!

wielding power and authority is straight up poggers

need dunmer gf

coworkers and i went to do a program in a school today and they had a huge poster with me on it in their hallway

boys have swag, real men have pizzazz

yup

Ụ͞S̋̀I̪̍N̩ͧG̛͑ ̷̒E̢͒R̗ͩŌ͓T̹ͥI̢͑C̛̝ ͣ̈C̞̰O͙ͅN̏ͪT̞͌Ȩ̻X̪̉T̗̬S̗͠.̅̓

to a twisted, fucked up guy like me irritable bowel syndrome is just normal syndrome

redoubling my efforts. forgot what my aim was but its all chill.

i've been activated

answering "grove street families" whenever someone asks what set i'm from

nixon's ship list

thought about going back to my old neighborhood to see if the hentai car was still there

i can't wait to behold everything before me

aura farmed with the new mayor this morning

to be human is a goated experience

maijin keith

my dad is 83 today

instagram recommended a friend who died ten years ago as a follow and it made me sad

>>stomach ache after having too many grapes

wandering around the dyson sphere, looking for an open denny's

on my way home from the gym i casually walked past a woman pissing in the street yesterday

new year's resolution might be to try to be less emotionally walled off and reserved for once in my life

yeah i see the multitude of trees but i'm trying to find the fucking forest