they're not ready for a downwardly mobile white boy with street wisdom

This is real

this is the truest shit ever written

Shaq: as above, so below ernie

the group chat

your man #garbageclassics

new bench press record of 225 lbs today

ride ze shoopuff?

You chose the wrong Bosmer to mess with.

they have galaga now at the arcade that opened right by me

Stink lines and flies #garbageclassics

greasy pizza box #garbageclassics

chicken drumstick with a single bite taken out of it #garbageclassics

empty tin can with hanging serrated lid #garbageclassics

Apple core #garbageclassics

Banana peel #garbageclassics

intact fish skeleton #garbageclassics

what if i became the max payne of park rangers

Jimmy Kimmel has left ABC to host the Woke Man Show

can't get over how mind-numbingly stupid NBA Reddit is

i love when i see a lady holding hands with a huge bald bouncer type guy. elf dating an ogre.

Get in your living room ghillie suit I don’t want to see you

I'm so popular

pythagoras proved that you don't need to see some lovecraftian cosmic horror nonsense to go gibbering and insane, all you need is to do is get really into math

neoplatonist gf

it's bad the internet is destroying the social fabric of society but also it really is amazing you can just look up stuff like ancient chinese novels and they're available for you to read for free

some guy at the laundromat just walked up to me and flexed his muscles and i said "very nice" and flexed my arm back at him and he said "that's what i'm talking about" and walked away

The Super Mario 64 source code lists names for Mario's footstep sounds. The list starts off normal but becomes poetic with names like "Footsteps in the Fallen Leaves" and "More Than Anyone Else in the World". It turns out the names are actually taken from a 1994 dating simulator.

wish i got one of those morrowind or oblivion leveling up messages each time i reach a new bench press record

my dream is to be the main guy from a video game webcomic

when i turn 40 i might turn into a guy who earnestly wears thinkgeek type stuff

this scientist taught an ape how to torture

just remembered one time the planet fitness card scanner broke down and we had to sign in on a paper and the guy who had come in before me was named "Shaq Israel"

H̬̏Ṵ̊M͚͊A̹͍N̰̮S͕ͦ ͩ͜B̹̍EͯͥCͣ͆Ȯ̧M̾͘È̃ ͪͥI̳̚N͇̿F̾͡E̗ͮÇ͍T̷ͮE͍̿D͍̑.̄͝

Literally never met anyone so incapable of controlling a child than a millenial parent

wendigos piss me off

I̙̓Ṋ̟ ̟͌H̥ͯE̩̚R̞͝ ̥̘M̼̓Iͭ͟Ń̟D̴͖.̣̰

one of nietzsche's notes in "will to power"

we should remove every hair in the world

meet me at the turkish nationalist big rig

someone from a forum i used to post on got indicted for running a neo-nazi terror group so that's cool

>>neoplatonism

me not that kind of orc

checking in on my extended family

just caught that george the messiah guy playing

my problem with all esoteric or mystical thinking is even when it's interesting, its impact is relegated to me mentally filing it away in the "that's neat" category

Facebook just suggested Aella as a friend