Imagine how many more tv shows you could watch if you had to just trance once a day like an elf.

Still not convinced the Warlock and Patron relationship in D&D isn’t just a pyramid scheme and leveling up is like becoming Mary Kay middle manager.

Looks like Wizards want and started calling the 2025 rules what the rest of us have been calling it all along, D&D 5.5e dndbeyond-support.wizards.com/hc/en-us/sec...

How has your Feb been? We are 15% dine with the year.

I was in a fantasy baseball league which was auctioneered my Matt Berry.

“I couldn’t understand what he said at the halftime show.” (This is not a report from last year, but could be)

Every Republican on the internet boiled down to basics.

Sorry I haven’t been on here too much. I’ve been busy doom scrolling, writing, fuming, and channeling. Good chance anything I write this year will have a… bias.

Got to love seeing how often @keithlaw.bsky.social used the words “plus plus” for Brewers prospects.

Remind me to tell you about how a WaWa breakfast burrito saved my life.

Hey nerds, I’ll be in Philly area all weekend at PAGE. If you are there say hi.

Rage Against the Machine is going to sell so many albums this year…. or downloads or whatever it is these days.

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semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003 when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out

If there is one Ent for each type of tree does that mean there is a little bonsai Ent some place?

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How many mimics is too many mimics?

First nap of 2026 complete.

Why not 😩🚑🐅

The top 10 movies from 1986 (40 years ago) all have a dead major actor except Ferris Bueller and Ruthless People. The lesson is, assholes live longer.

Someone out there has already rolled more natural 20s in 2026 than you have.

I’d think about this every day if I saw it in the wild.

Soup is taking herbs, dead animals, leaves and and roots then boiling them for hours based on the recipe of yore in a vessel. Soup is just witchcraft that is delicious.

Merry Christmas nerds.

Protip: Dollar store wrapping paper comes with a free blank D&D tactical map on the back

Reminder: the Grinch was minding his own damn business up on a mountain he purposely went to for peace and quiet with his dog. He didn’t ask for a town miles away to be so damn loud when they celebrate he could hear it from up there. I’d want to burn that village down too.

As someone who works from home 90% of the time bring in the office makes one aware of how casual I’ve gotten about farting at will during the day.

What would you rank as the top 10 best types of cheeses of all time.

2026 goal: used more biggified words so I can be loquacious.

Why is it the folks screaming about putting Christ back in Christmas seemed to have forgotten how to put Christ in Christianity?

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Someone stalked me and emailed my CEO because of a political FaceBook comment. I don’t list where I work on my FB profile so the had to do some leg work. Some coworkers laughed. I talked to HR, they were more making sure I’m safe. Wait until people learn I play Satanic D&D

Talked to them at Gamehole Con. Super amazing and thoughtful. If you are in the Milwaukee area, go there. If you aren’t support them and follow them anyway.

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I am really digging the new Forgotten Realms books. The new feats are neat.

Every once in a while I pop over to Twitter just to see if I missed anything. Nope! Within seconds I am reminded that it has been completely overrun with the worst of the worst people in an echo chamber of idiocy and racism and bigotry. Gross.

Or lots of someones.

Which of you nerds will I see at PaxU?

Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day for those who celebrate.

Who were the poor suckers who had to climb to the top of a mountain and sit there for who knows how long on the once every few hundred years chance a beacon is lit?

The people who you wouldn’t trust to not rat out where Anne Frank was hiding will now do mental gymnastics about how Trump didn’t really know she was 14 before he did the things.

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What psychopath gets fries other than curly fries when those are an option?

Instead of saying “100 percent” say, “do theatre kids know all the words to the song Piano Man?”

The whole Thriller album still bangs. So far ahead of its time.

A handful of cereal is also a perfectly good snack.

Do you think Wayne Enterprises paid a living wage?

It’s a known fact that nearly every movie ever made could be made as a Muppet movie and we’d all go see it. Gone with the Wind -yup Fight Club - sure Lord of the Rings trilogy - indeed Dark City - oh yes! Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas? - GONZO!

Reminder that our government “leaders” are being purposely cruel and so if you see someone in a grocery store stealing food, no you fucking didn’t. Kroger will be okay; starving kids won’t.

The event, held on Oct. 31 in Palm Beach, occurred just hours before the Nov. 1 cutoff for the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP).