Or lots of someones.

Which of you nerds will I see at PaxU?

Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day for those who celebrate.

Who were the poor suckers who had to climb to the top of a mountain and sit there for who knows how long on the once every few hundred years chance a beacon is lit?

The people who you wouldn’t trust to not rat out where Anne Frank was hiding will now do mental gymnastics about how Trump didn’t really know she was 14 before he did the things.

It’s the final 48 hours of Mork Billy on Kickstarter. If you wanted to back the hilarious game of hillbillies and death, this is your last shot. www.kickstarter.com/projects/mor...

What psychopath gets fries other than curly fries when those are an option?

Instead of saying “100 percent” say, “do theatre kids know all the words to the song Piano Man?”

The whole Thriller album still bangs. So far ahead of its time.

A handful of cereal is also a perfectly good snack.

Do you think Wayne Enterprises paid a living wage?

It’s a known fact that nearly every movie ever made could be made as a Muppet movie and we’d all go see it. Gone with the Wind -yup Fight Club - sure Lord of the Rings trilogy - indeed Dark City - oh yes! Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas? - GONZO!

Reminder that our government “leaders” are being purposely cruel and so if you see someone in a grocery store stealing food, no you fucking didn’t. Kroger will be okay; starving kids won’t.

The event, held on Oct. 31 in Palm Beach, occurred just hours before the Nov. 1 cutoff for the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP).

This is your annual reminder that no one is wasting perfectly good drugs to give them to your kids.

Why do we pronounce the G in longevity twice? Yeah, say it aloud, you do to too. Like… wtf?!

Can we take a second and realize it’s 20 fucking 25 and our government is so fucked up restaurants are giving away meals and folks are being asked to set up home free pantries because Republicans think starving people is a good bargaining tactic.

Can’t say enough about how my face recognition on my phone never cares I’m on the toilet. Technology doesn’t judge you.

D&D Beyond is closing the Sigil program. You remember the month we all thought, “this could be cool” and a year later went, “it’s fine”. That Sigil.

My Excel sheet just made 144 replacements. Gross.

What was the last 3D movie where you actually liked the 3D?

Mork Billy crushed it at Gamehole Con. One player called it the highlight of their weekend. www.kickstarter.com/projects/mor...

My voice is so worn out form Gamehole Con my Alexa doesn’t recognize it. Still… worth it. So very worth it.

Your country needs you! In Antifa 🐸 uniform. Join us. #NoKings

Hey folks — if you donate to either/both of these GoFundMes, I'll do an hour's worth of consulting work (ttrpg biz, graphic design, crowdfunding) for you. Rob Wieland: gofund.me/edab5e905 Steven 'Bull' Ratkovich: gofund.me/6474dcaeb Donate, show me proof, we'll work out the details.

Oregon is a good person. Years back on Elon’s hellscape I remember they were donating meals and grocery money for people who needed it. It’s time to support the person who generously supported others when they could.

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Mork Billy is live! Funded in 10 minutes. Humor, hillbillies, Borg, death. The game so wild we almost got the cops called at a convention. www.kickstarter.com/projects/mor...

Viral recipe, “this is how they make chicken in France” Proceeds to make chicken Marsala Marsala is in Italy. It’s actually an Italian wine. Fucking useless.

It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this.

Fievel Goes Weird West in Bad Moon Over Burnt Rock, a horror adventure for Mausritter! Have your mice ride out to Burnt Rock and pit them against the servants of the Wicked Black with new creatures, items, conditions & more.👇 #ttrpg Store: undergroundoracle.co... Dthru: www.drivethrurpg.com...

We are all the Hulk this year.

It's coming next week! Yes, that's a Mork Billy beer koozie. www.kickstarter.com/projects/mor...

If I wrote an article about how Johnny Cash seemed uncool I would just look at what I wrote and then walk into jail or the sun, maybe both.

IRS: “For 2026, the top rate of 37% applies to individuals with taxable income above $640,600 and married couples filing jointly earning $768,700 or more for 2026.” Those numbers before the % should be reversed.

Just saying… a.co/d/eCv9brp

Some heroes wear frog suits

How dare!

Welcome to recycle your ren faire outfit into a Halloween costume season, nerds.

Waiting for EU to give Americans political refugee status like Charlie Brown waiting by the mailbox for a Valentine.

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You know it is true.

2 WEEKS TO GAMEHOLE CON - 8 COMMISSION SPOTS LEFT! I'll only be doing a handful of commissions at the show itself, so put your order in SOON to guarantee a spot (and get a better price)! Message me for more details!

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It’s been a bit. In a tad over a week Mork Billy will be launching. We have some pretty cool first day specials and discounts so you will want to be notified when we launch.

New dungeon just dropped.

The president said, in a televised speech, that he's sending his new, less restrained, more violent military into US cities to practice their brutality on immigrants and minorities, to better train them to apply that brutality to other countries. He said this out loud.