Me making friends with all kinds of other cool weirdos.

What if I raptured some sperm from your balls?~ 😏

Was looking up lighthouses you can stay in in Cali, but they’re all historic sites & you can’t really stay in them. The functional ones you can actually stay in are all on the East coast 😭

*punches your pecs to show my affection*

Can’t get my brain to concentrate on anything today 😖

What if I raptured some sperm from your balls?~ 😏

Couple left over pics from last night’s Bilbo Baggins party event 🧝‍♀️🧙‍♂️🐉

Was pissing and noticed the phone and underwear ✨match✨

I was so tempted to wait to see who got in this car.

He offered me the one ring, but pulled it away and said “too slow!” x3

Wizzin’ 🧙‍♂️🤘🧙‍♂️

Happy One hundred and eleventy first birthday!

Going to a LotR themed event tonight. Threw together a very last costume. Rate my fit! (I’m not bringing the sword x3 )

It's fall y'all 🍂🍁‼️

I smell really good rn. And by ”good” I mean “a little bit bad” 🥴

You’re telling me the event is called “pre gaming” and I’m not allowed to drip pre everywhere?! 🙄💦

Taking Tylenol also makes you hella gay so don’t take any unless you want to be mega autistic and love sucking dick.

found a healing fountain

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Do you pronounce it “sah-nah” or “sow-nah”?

Sunday’s always great cause I allow myself one drink and I watch this insane Fallout New Vegas survival let’s play where the gamer uses ONE health bar to complete the ENTIRE game 🤘

it's that time of year

Look at all the cool opossums I met at AFC!

You’re telling me the event is called “pre gaming” and I’m not allowed to drip pre everywhere?! 🙄💦

Had In-n-Out for the second time this weekend despite living in CA for many years and I’m happy to say it’s fine.

Having fuzzy arms is great until you have to use them to cover your mouth to sneeze 😔

You know this fight was messy af

Had a great time yesterday but all socialed out. Recharge mode 😮‍💨🪫

Opossums eating seaweed strips is my new favorite show

Good advice

Some other cool critters 🤘

Poss becomes doggo. Not as cute as @tolf.dog but I did wear it well 🤘

More cool poss, rats and raccs!

Look at all the cool opossums I met at AFC!

Con fit 💪

Lizards can have nipples too. There’s room for scalies in the nipple tent.

Seethe Mate

I can’t go to another platform if this one gets fucked up with abysmal TOS stuff. I don’t have it in me.

I deserve pizza 🍕

Summer night

BlueSky’s video compression may not be perfect but it really picks up the sound of people’s air conditioners with deafening clarity 😌👌

Overheard tonight: “Whose twink are we gonna drink?”

I wanna try these too. Also a U.S. perfumer. I keep hearing Cup smells like “witches tea in a forest” and Stone smells like “minty earth in the PNW”

Shouldn’t be spending a ton of money right now but just got this discovery set of Fulton and Roark fragrances to sniff their wares.

The thing about kobolds is if you have one you will actually have two. They multiply rapidly and without warning.

Going to my first furry con tomorrow. I’ve been to plenty of cons before, mostly nerd ones & there are usually furries at them, but this will be the first furry exclusively! Def excited to see this flavor of nerdiness🤘

Scruffy and down from my target weight but at least the illness made my tummy look good 🤘

Watched I Saw The TV Glow last night and I haven’t been that depressed in a long time. Pretty incredible film about queerness, belonging, suburban ennui & mortality. It hit a point of personal nostalgia too. Is the kind of film I’d sneak away with queer friends to see at our independent cinema.

There’s a film I worked on that was so bad. It was miserable to shoot & edit. The people in charge had no idea what they were doing. Occasionally I’ll go on Rotten Tomatoes and look at all the negative reviews and laugh cause they are all right 😂