what

Nothing is as lost as the item that was put in the right pocket instead of the left.

Never change, Buffalo

What does god need with a starship?

It really sucks that so much air in women’s college ball is being sucked up by this man. He instigated it. He walked off the court without acknowledging SC’s team. He said his shit. He released his half-ass apology. UGH! And we are getting a national champ game tomorrow coached by 2 women! !!

Rethinking reading this clearly unhinged book

I am getting ads for a scorecard-themed button up, and I don't think I have ever been so well-targeted.

Nothing makes you realize there are seven schools within a mile of you like trying to get somewhere at 2:30.

I am not emotionally prepared for it to be Opening Day.

I started the day with 38 tasks on my list. I did 7 of them, and now I only have 45 more tasks to go!

Bwahahahahaha! Yes, I shall enjoy a moment of schadenfreude, thanks.

I HAVEN'T BEEN HIKING SINCE OCTOBER!!!

What a day for the "do not autoplay video" option to unset itself.

When did they start letting children play in the NCAA tournaments? I swear they weren't so young 25 years ago.

I miss paperbacks.

Yesterday was not a good day for NYC WBB.

Love to pay a second fare because of a 45-minute gap in buses.

Fuck the fascists for making me feel weird about sports

Thank you for your service, Wonder Woman origami wallet!

Happy Stab Your Co-worker Day!

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The way I keep thinking Welcome to Derry is a spin-off of the Derry Girls, and how I could not possibly be more wrong.

Oh no

WHY IS IS SNOWING???

today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason

Me: *eats a bowl of soup at 5pm* My stomach, at 7:30: Please. Feed me. I've never been so bereft and hungry

FFS Jaye, how many purple coats does one girl need?

We at AVCX crosswords believe that N and Ñ are different letters

Love to work weekends because of other people's fuck ups.

Deeply disturbing that I correctly guessed we'd start a war between the Olympics and the Paralympics, but I was wrong about which country would start a war with.

Went to a jazz show at a whiskey bar, and was somehow surprised I was the only woman there.

This wine kinda sucks, but at least there's a lot of it

Frantically googling "how to become an introvert". This hilariously returns results on how to be more extroverted.

Twice today I've read the phrase "State of the Union" and my first thought was of the Hepburn/Tracy movie. Is this a healthy coping mechanism, or sheer denial?

The conflict between my inner child who just wants to run through the snow, and my middle-aged body that will absolutely break if I fall.

Oops I Accidentally Joined a Shuffleboard League: the Jocelyn Story

Incredibly rude of this storm to start just as the Olympics end. I guess I'll just have to read 4 books today.

Me: Well, I don't know anything about figure skating, but *explains for five minutes about figure skating* These are things that happen when you are a) interested in every sport but the BIG SPORT; and b) a nerd.

Should I cancel my Sunday hiking plans? Please advise.

Can the Sabres sign Andrea Braendli?

A local restaurant said they'd be showing the Canada/Czechia game tomorrow, and I was confused because I forgot men also play hockey.

Both of my laptops managed to die at the same time, so I'm on a meeting on my phone, and taking notes with a pen and paper like some kind of caveman!

Relatable

I am still laughing at "Súper Tazón".

I don't understand how Italy is winning hockey games.

No coffee on a 7 a.m. flight should be against the law.

I've lost my planner. Is that bad?

Excited to visit a land with temperatures above freezing, and where I can walk more than 20 feet without seeing an ad for that fucking movie. And to see the fam, I guess.

Cool new mayor making it hard for me to be a cynical New Yorker complaining about my mayor

Unsure sure if the dude setting a fire on 6th avenue was a protestor, a pyro, a performance artist, or just cold. Leaning towards b or c, but who knows.