Apparently I'm playing third???!!! Hopefully I don't bring dishonor to my clan.

Harsh but fair

"Send the Mets to Philadelphia" really sounds like a threat rather than an All Star reward.

This candle from the IKEA dollar bin has wildly exceeded my expectations

In my panic at an unfamiliar drug store, I accidentally bought scented pads. Why is this a product that even exists???

I don't even go here, but I can't turn the hockey off now.

Brooklyn Pride is great, but it does lack a booth for the inclusive gun range

Hive mind: what history books are our Boomer Dads reading and enjoying this year?

Google changed half their app icons, so my day has been failing to find tools I use daily.

Haven't had breakfast, and now I'm grocery shopping. What could possibly go wrong??

Betrayal! I flipped the pillow over to the cool side, and that side was also warm!

Okay, boys don't fuck this up. 🦬 ⚔️

I've turned into that asshole taking meetings from LaGuardia

The coffee mug of my people

what

Nothing is as lost as the item that was put in the right pocket instead of the left.

Never change, Buffalo

What does god need with a starship?

It really sucks that so much air in women’s college ball is being sucked up by this man. He instigated it. He walked off the court without acknowledging SC’s team. He said his shit. He released his half-ass apology. UGH! And we are getting a national champ game tomorrow coached by 2 women! !!

Rethinking reading this clearly unhinged book

I am getting ads for a scorecard-themed button up, and I don't think I have ever been so well-targeted.

Nothing makes you realize there are seven schools within a mile of you like trying to get somewhere at 2:30.

I am not emotionally prepared for it to be Opening Day.

I started the day with 38 tasks on my list. I did 7 of them, and now I only have 45 more tasks to go!

Bwahahahahaha! Yes, I shall enjoy a moment of schadenfreude, thanks.

I HAVEN'T BEEN HIKING SINCE OCTOBER!!!

What a day for the "do not autoplay video" option to unset itself.

When did they start letting children play in the NCAA tournaments? I swear they weren't so young 25 years ago.

I miss paperbacks.

Yesterday was not a good day for NYC WBB.

Love to pay a second fare because of a 45-minute gap in buses.

Fuck the fascists for making me feel weird about sports

Thank you for your service, Wonder Woman origami wallet!

Happy Stab Your Co-worker Day!

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The way I keep thinking Welcome to Derry is a spin-off of the Derry Girls, and how I could not possibly be more wrong.

Oh no

WHY IS IS SNOWING???

today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason

Me: *eats a bowl of soup at 5pm* My stomach, at 7:30: Please. Feed me. I've never been so bereft and hungry

FFS Jaye, how many purple coats does one girl need?

We at AVCX crosswords believe that N and Ñ are different letters

Love to work weekends because of other people's fuck ups.

Deeply disturbing that I correctly guessed we'd start a war between the Olympics and the Paralympics, but I was wrong about which country would start a war with.

Went to a jazz show at a whiskey bar, and was somehow surprised I was the only woman there.

This wine kinda sucks, but at least there's a lot of it

Frantically googling "how to become an introvert". This hilariously returns results on how to be more extroverted.

Twice today I've read the phrase "State of the Union" and my first thought was of the Hepburn/Tracy movie. Is this a healthy coping mechanism, or sheer denial?

The conflict between my inner child who just wants to run through the snow, and my middle-aged body that will absolutely break if I fall.

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