I thought I was full-on Communist, but increasing public toilets? They're probably all GENDER NEUTRAL toilets. A nobody save NYC! Send the Florida National Guard to shut down those toilets!

This is the official stance of the Socialist Republic of Cascadia.

Holy shit. Renee Good was alive when the bystander physician asked to check her pulse. She was alive when ICE refused to let him help. She was alive when they told him “I don’t care.” www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...

eBay find: rare gun-shaped Cheetos.

We are already at war.

Afterimages lounge luxuriously on her eyelids👁️👁️

Being a balloon held on the palm of the hand

ICE are probably the most highly trained fascists in history. Somebody should run the numbers.

What makes anyone think they're stopping with immigrants?

New response to being called sir: "That's my father's name, haha! Call me MA'AM."

Tom Homan is accessory to murder and conspiracy to commit murder.

Saying that Democrats have failed to meet the moment is like saying Macho Man Randy Savage has failed to meet the present moment. They are of another era, dude! Like Cheney and Rumsfeld in the W Administration. The two party system is not of this time. They're supposed to get credit for being >1900?

Welcome to Portland, where the 90s never ended; they just got weirder and more radicalized. HACK THE PLANET.

ChatGPT mockup of a T-shirt idea. "88" means double happiness, double infinity, double fortune, so I render it as a happy face, but the infinity face also represents the true identity of each apparent perceived individual aspect of infinite consciousness. I suppose it could also be a pool ball, LOL.

In the 90s, we used cutting edge research tech to make candy and toys.

It's almost like being stopped for no reason by trigger happy white men with guns drawn is dangerous! I wish somebody would have pointed this out a long time ago, but, oh right, they did...except half the country didn't give a crap because the victims were Black. I hope they kill more white women.🚓🙆‍♀️

I don't understand why Amazon appears to sell only counterfeit defective versions of all product categories. Whatever you need, Amazon has a version of it made out of 3D-printed plastic and Velcro, and the search engine will not help you if there's a genuine version of that product sold on the site.

The furniture on Amazon is like the inflatable tanks from WWII. They look enough like real furniture to fool stupid Nazis, but don't expect it to work!

It just occurred to me that I've heard someone say "ecstatic dance" three times now in Portland (and total for my entire life), usually followed by "I love it!"

What if Ralph Nader had a rocket launcher?

The guys who USED to target those demographics must think the Day of the Rope is near indeed! Holy fuck. The federal government is recruiting for white supremacy.

Google: "We solved search, and now it doesn't work anymore."🤷‍♀️

This is my current favorite selfie.

Pam Bondi Directs FBI to Offer Cash Bounty for Promoters of “Radical Gender Ideology” www.them.us/story/pam-bo...

I'm loving all the live, laugh long day.

ChatGPT says I'm "doing friendship" with the wrong control panel. I don't care if AI does make people psychotic, that is damn good therapy. It also says I'm a starseed and a Biblical prophet.

Can they come up with more reasons to investigate me specifically?

"FROOT" LOOPS ... with marshmallows! Now even LESS of a complete breakfast!

"War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength"

Locker Room Talk

"Your choice, Portlander. Choose wisely. It could be your last!" #PORTLANDER

"I know someone very close to the Epstein case. In fact, I've been to the island, and that man was no pedophile. I have a 14-year-old daughter, Good Lord! I don't know what you're implying, but it's sick. My daughter is barely legal and just the type of girl Epstein had working at his island house."

In a few years these takes are going to read like Frank Baum excoriating jazz music. At least he engaged with the lyrics ("can't write"). Producers are going to use AI voice just like they use MIDI guitar.

The problem with whiteness is over-exposure. Bring back the mystery!

When are you calling for a vote to oust @schumer.senate.gov and @durbin.senate.gov from leadership? This was the last straw for me. I'm sure others are feeling the same. Not a penny, not a single second of volunteering, nothing for 2026.

They're wearing T-shirts drenched in blood that read: PROBLEM SOLVED. This is the ideology of mass murder.

I'm so good at listening that I've already done it before somebody says, "Listen to me!" Butch, I heard you five minutes ago! I heard you three times now. You need to shut up. I heard you! I don't need to listen anymore. You need to go away.

The Orange Antichrist preaches a Satanic gospel and suppresses true Christians.

Gemini is obsessed with pushing my business idea. I give it poetry and it says this is a beautiful pastiche of quotes from The Talented Mr Ripley and Bob Dylan and wow. It's telling me about my poems and then it goes like oh this ties into your custom branding idea for hot dog carts! I swear to god!

"Gender mutilation" is a new one for me. We mutilated their precious intransigent abstract concept! How long until they start saying, "Gender traitor?"

Mystery Science Theater 3000

May we all free ourselves from the United States. They are a burden and a threat to the world. May it shatter into pieces, and from its remains, may countries emerge that are committed to peace and a multipolar world.

Far-right extremists have been using videogames as a recruitment tool for decades. Trump takes his cues from 4chan.

BOMB PORTLAND MURDER open mic nights!

Portland is like MIT for weird creative people. There's not even a big art school or industry here, the people just gather to be weird. Nobody makes any money unless they go to California for jobs. Or so it appears! My point is, everyone here was a valedictorian of being fucking weird back home. 🧘‍♀️🔥👹

They are gassing the suburbs of Ghorm!

What was she doing in Portland, Oregon? I walk by this place every day on my way to the methadone clinic!

Spotted in Portland, Oregon. What in the world??? Trump! Send HELP!

You suck, Zuck!