Just spent an hour cleaning because I dropped my phone behind a cupboard that is so hard to reach I may as well do a proper job of it because I won't be going back there for years 👍

Maybe the prices will be reasonable there now

Ricky Gervais:

Mock the Week is back! and this time it's an hour long

John Kearns in a dimly room above a pub, simply unbeatable

cross posting from my instastories because I've had a big goofy grin since I conceived this one

Meta trying to understand British humour will never not be funny.

Lucky I was offline during the heat of that or I would have been refereed to Prevent for saying what I thought should happen to the referee

Coming up 12 years and this is still what I think about when there's even the prospect of a final. Think it must be permanent brain rewiring at this point

It's genuinely impressive how much he fucks up the song. You'd think basic muscle memory would kick in and get him through it. I could do a better job at it after 10 pints

Need a study into the hold this guy had over the casting directors of procedurals of the 00s

bro they're recommending ‘I’ve Got the World’s Smallest Penis’ | This Morning in entirely unrelated videos, they're no longer content with just trotting you out to be humiliated in front of the retired, unemployed and infirm during the daytime

As one of the dozens of people who read his first book, my recollection from 20 years ago is that I didn't hate it

Can feel myself getting peer pressured into rewatching Mad Men

Insanely funny that EastEnders are doing nostalgia for a time period when the show was unwatchably bad.

What's stopping you? What's stopping you from watching Ocean's Eleven right now? Right NOW

The thing that got me blocked by Big Dave was replying to him that Netflix weren't paying billions to keep the rights to Friends exclusively for the UK market

they're calling it the most appealing show of all time

MATE YOUR AN ABSOLUTE CUNT... AND A PROPER LEGEND

Sending out 100 Christmas cards this year but they're just this image. No message, not signed. Just the photo

Getting to slander Harry Kane all night for being a bottler and a shirker who hides in the centre circle waiting for one of his teammates to win a penalty, the game simply doesn't get more beautiful than this

Wanted a series with a lot of episodes that I've never fully watched before so I started NYPD Blue. Always known of David Caruso as a punchline who quit this and failed to be a movie star, but familiar with his work in CSI, it never occurred to me this was pure copium because he's so good in it

Having to ration how many episodes of The Sweeney I watch in a concentrated time span so I don't go mad and start calling police officers 'cozzer'

bonus

Faith In The Future mentioned

Got Roughnecks on my mind again. Almost don't ever want to watch it, there's not a chance it'll be any better than what I'm imagining when I watch the intro www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XJy...

funny to think I almost certainly watched David Haig saying fannying about over and over again on my 7th birthday. And was already discerning enough to recognise a sharp decline when I saw it

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This turned up in the 'More Like This' bit on Channel 4 and it's absolutely ruined my day to be reminded of it. Even smugger than the photo would make it seem

every time I open the live report on the BBC Sport page the patter gets even worse, but I still keep going back to check for reasons unknown

Hulk Hogan saying "Now THAT is phat!" #wcw99

I could absolutely see Shilts saying most of this though tbf observer.co.uk/news/sport/a...

Don't ask me why I bought 24 cans of apple Tango again having last done it last November, but I did. If I can remember for next year then it's a full blown tradition

guy who drops £24 licensing a photo of Chris Barrie opening a bottle of water at a convention www.alamy.com/stock-photo-...

Finally getting around to reading Dynamite and Davey. Not to be all Dynamite was innocent and all that but I've always found it weird he's so reviled by The Boyz In The Back when it seems like plenty of people did as bad or worse as him and don't get tagged with it, whereas it's open season on Tommy

Listening to Nights in White Satin and thinking about one of the great hours of television www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w-C...

losing my mind at this compilation of Hale and Pace musical sketches starting with a fucking Right Said Fred parody. Inherently silly, openly comedic, genuinely funnier than you I'm Too Sexy, well that's ripe for the taking! www.youtube.com/watch?v=sStw...

I'm on the webcam sucking my finger ohhhhh

Mild crossposting: I made something like this in either yr 11 or 12 and plastered it to a binder. And I thought it would be funny to recreate it, but it was NOT funny, it has actually left me feeling extremely melancholic

Cannot even begin to tell you how excited I am to watch Mastermind/Only Connect/University Challenge instead of the England game later

Impossible not to look at the repellent freak Ross King doing Thunderbirds on Strictly without seeing this instead

I'm not going to say I've fully beaten this cold, but I'm close enough to the other side that I can really focus on the state of my right nostril, which feels like it's been attacked with sandpaper (inside and out)

What do you think early-onset means, I have to know