they're calling it the most appealing show of all time

MATE YOUR AN ABSOLUTE CUNT... AND A PROPER LEGEND

Sending out 100 Christmas cards this year but they're just this image. No message, not signed. Just the photo

Getting to slander Harry Kane all night for being a bottler and a shirker who hides in the centre circle waiting for one of his teammates to win a penalty, the game simply doesn't get more beautiful than this

Wanted a series with a lot of episodes that I've never fully watched before so I started NYPD Blue. Always known of David Caruso as a punchline who quit this and failed to be a movie star, but familiar with his work in CSI, it never occurred to me this was pure copium because he's so good in it

Having to ration how many episodes of The Sweeney I watch in a concentrated time span so I don't go mad and start calling police officers 'cozzer'

bonus

Faith In The Future mentioned

Got Roughnecks on my mind again. Almost don't ever want to watch it, there's not a chance it'll be any better than what I'm imagining when I watch the intro www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XJy...

funny to think I almost certainly watched David Haig saying fannying about over and over again on my 7th birthday. And was already discerning enough to recognise a sharp decline when I saw it

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This turned up in the 'More Like This' bit on Channel 4 and it's absolutely ruined my day to be reminded of it. Even smugger than the photo would make it seem

every time I open the live report on the BBC Sport page the patter gets even worse, but I still keep going back to check for reasons unknown

Hulk Hogan saying "Now THAT is phat!" #wcw99

I could absolutely see Shilts saying most of this though tbf observer.co.uk/news/sport/a...

Don't ask me why I bought 24 cans of apple Tango again having last done it last November, but I did. If I can remember for next year then it's a full blown tradition

guy who drops £24 licensing a photo of Chris Barrie opening a bottle of water at a convention www.alamy.com/stock-photo-...

Finally getting around to reading Dynamite and Davey. Not to be all Dynamite was innocent and all that but I've always found it weird he's so reviled by The Boyz In The Back when it seems like plenty of people did as bad or worse as him and don't get tagged with it, whereas it's open season on Tommy

Listening to Nights in White Satin and thinking about one of the great hours of television www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w-C...

losing my mind at this compilation of Hale and Pace musical sketches starting with a fucking Right Said Fred parody. Inherently silly, openly comedic, genuinely funnier than you I'm Too Sexy, well that's ripe for the taking! www.youtube.com/watch?v=sStw...

I'm on the webcam sucking my finger ohhhhh

Mild crossposting: I made something like this in either yr 11 or 12 and plastered it to a binder. And I thought it would be funny to recreate it, but it was NOT funny, it has actually left me feeling extremely melancholic

Cannot even begin to tell you how excited I am to watch Mastermind/Only Connect/University Challenge instead of the England game later

Impossible not to look at the repellent freak Ross King doing Thunderbirds on Strictly without seeing this instead

I'm not going to say I've fully beaten this cold, but I'm close enough to the other side that I can really focus on the state of my right nostril, which feels like it's been attacked with sandpaper (inside and out)

What do you think early-onset means, I have to know

one thing is I keep waking up after two hours and feeling like I'm dying. But if I can manage to get to three hours I feel like Superman. Can't tell you how shit I felt waking up at 00:30 and 3 last night, but 7 this morning I was ready to run through walls

Having my arsed kicked by a cold for days, but it has gotten me into spiced cola Jakeman's. You've got to find the positives

Should not be finding out John Woodvine died because I saw in on the sidebar of an old daily mail article about Dean Gaffney partying in Ibiza with his twin daughters ffs

Leif Davis has such a Championship face. Inconceivable to me that people thought he could take the Barclays by storm last season. Genetically Football League

How Are You is the best Partridge in absolutely ages

ffs there's an episode of Office Gossip on youtube in (almost) full and not just a compilation of Daniela Denby-Ashe scenes but it cuts out before the end so you don't get the theme www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGem...

It finally happened, I saw one a screenshot of my own tweets being posted by someone

Increasingly convinced I could become a major figure in the white man durag community, if I were to enter it

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Need to find a way to get news but ideally without following more journalists or news outlets. I've only just seen the story from a couple of weeks ago about Russell Hoult being in palliative care, Russell Hoult news is the sort of thing that should be blasted into my brain

A Yank fake laughing at our 9/11? No! NO!!!

diminutive pianist sees uncertain smile, goes fucking bonkers

Found an INSANE Lawro fit whilst searching for a particular FA Vase goal from the mid-90s

Episode of Des O'Connor Tonight with Wet Wet Wet, Kate Robbins, Naomi Campbell, Philip Schofield and Phil Collins. It is, naturally, fucking crap www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmmL...

Something not right about listening to just the audio of Holiday Rap. It just doesn't hit the same unless you're seeing the two guys doing it

Ekland. Merryfield. Joseph.

Jamie Lee Curtis defying the unspoken rule of giving an annoying tryhard an Oscar to get them to go away and shut the fuck up by not going away or shutting the fuck up and definitely not being any less annoying. Very troubling times we're in

this is the funniest graphic you could have made for this

Seeing people turning on Emery again does warm my heart. But I will say this for him: his haircut is nicer than it was in 2019.