When you over your younger brothers bullshit of touching you #catsofbluesky

Federal agencies hiding out in a bunker

I’m gonna get up a bit early before my meeting with my advisor to get some things done! Cats: LOL nah

*Fixes vampire sleep schedule thru sheer force of will to not sleep yesterday* HA take that body no more 7am bedtime for you!! *Child snuggles foot cutely on couch so we read a book*: huh that sounds like a cardinal- god dammit 😭 #cats

YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS.

Mom you missed a spot on the counter! Happy cleaning day from my void supervisors! #Caturday

Me to 4 cats: Listen we have 1 rule in this household and that is y’all can hate each other all you want but we all love Pippin cause she baby. Capiche? #Caturday

A list of Royal Society journals to avoid publishing in: -Biology Letters -Open Biology -Royal Society Open Science -Philosophical Transactions A and B -Interface and Interface Focus -Proceedings A and B Inaction is just as damning as commiting the actions yourself

Gettin the twin stare down cause how dare I leave for 5 days to do field work and just come home like nothing happened

It’s SANDBABY SEASON y’all peep peep!! 💕🐥

The person who wrote this article has never been chased by a turkey which is basically a toothless velociraptor and it shows.

Please like this post if you're as tired of "winning" as I am. #IncompetentKrasnov

Super productive office hour on Zoom team voidlings, great job 15/10 snuggles now back to work

Anyone else get into bed to snuggle a void baby during office hour since nobody ever shows? Well you should, it’s extremely relaxing

He pouting cause i won’t let him play with the power tools 🙄 #Caturday

Check out the way this Long-eared Owl changes the shape of its facial disk when it hears a rodent below it:

Also one of the only cats that actually covers their poop like a POLITE MEMBER OF SOCIETY LOOKIN AT YOU BOOP

Just saying.

“I wish, I wish, you know what I want” is a MOOD I’m in love with this 💕🤩

A hummingbird subspecies endemic to the Equadorian High Andes, was discovered nesting in groups, leading to new questions about the drivers of colonial behavior in hummingbirds. The New York Times story: www.nytimes.com/2025/02/14/s... Ornithology paper: doi.org/10.1093/orni...

Welp I know what I’m doing to before bed cause screw that. I paid for it, therefore it’s mine even if I have to go back to burning CDs

Every week I get this email and read it as “EvilDoers” instead of Evol and it still disappoints me everytime

I shall call him squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy🤩

I am cackling I needed this 🤣💕

Such an exhausting #Caturday managing mom’s grant writing. I deserve all the soft blankies!

Da Boop has trapped us on the couch and wishes all in their cozy beds a good sleeps!

Dude in Bio Lab on BASIC photosynthesis: why don’t chloroplasts absorb green light? Me, studies birb song: I’m not really sure, I just know like colors reflect like Him: makes condescending face and goes nvm Bitch google it then for fucks sake. Like sorry I don’t know the life choices of plants 🙄

Finally got around to checking out Planet Zoos new South America update and now I have to go build Kuzcotopia see y’all in a year 👋🦙😍

Spicy cheetohs!

Someone call the health department mom is making shit up as she goes in the kitchen #catsofblusky

My vulture friend was here!!! Who else just really likes black vultures?

Omg this is my paper I’m crying 😭😭

Genuine Q floating thru my head this week and may be silly to ppl who understand govt so pls be nice: Why don’t ppl just NOT do what we all know is illegal and unconstitutional? Why is it suddenly ok to do just because a manbaby wrote his name on a piece of paper? I too can write my name on paper

Listen to the babyyyyyyyyy 💕

The lab microwave set my popcorn on fire therefore he is now dubbed Ignatius. Ignatius the popcorn ignitor. Fuck you Iggy

To everyone who has a purry drooly child that loves face rubs in the morning, I feel you #CatMomLife

Previous dumpster cats give the best snuggles on #Caturdays

I feel like everyone needs a cute little orange sea bunny nudibranch today. #Invertebrates

Calmly waiting for his hot dogs to be done cooking 😂

Lets make this all nighter official happy #Caturday!

Brain: Listen we’re starting work Monday and we need to pull an all nighter to switch our sleep schedule back to a normal humans and not this default vampire shit. You’ll thank me later My Eyes: FUCK YOU. FUCKERY ON YOU, AND FUCKERY ON YOUR COW Stomach: Lets make hamburger helper

Watching the final fight in season 1 of Squid Game and it’s literally me and my depression fighting over brushing our teeth every morning

Me: sleepily snuggles into bed to relax. Binx: you have 2 nose licks till I bite it 😭

Ppl asking me what I do as a grad student: *expecting some big fancy science answer* Me: I wanna know how much i can piss a quail off with different noises

Holy Meowmas is this for us?!? Biggest box in the world BEST. GIFT. EVER. (not the cat tree it will make that cost lots of mommies moneys no 😂😭)

Meowy Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone!! 🎄🐈‍⬛

Playing the first Crash Bandicoot is literally harder and more rage inducing than getting a PhD

The most beautifullest pygmy rattlebaby you ever did see found on our winter bird count trip! 💚