🎶Bill Belichick with Griffin and David

The three agents in the psychic apparatus: the id, the Marty, and the Marty Supreme

Need an app recommendation, what's a good one that replaces any major corporation's customer service hold music with the "We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine" part of that Godspeed song?

Olympus has fallen

Making so many armpit fart noises at everybody I heard say "might as well use AI, it's not going away"

they added the puppet from Interpol "Evil" video to Fortnite

I'm a 38 year old man listening to Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness for the first time. AMN (Ask Me Nothing)

Love just slapping a random date into an age verification. Yes I was born on January 1st 1920. Yes I’m a 106 year old man trying to pre-order Resident Evil 9

gravebert and what not

3 eps into Blossoms Shanghai and my main takeaway is that Wong Kar-Wai owns some sort of magic camera that makes human beings hotter

Weird that I've never met or even heard of another Macaulay

DUCKSTREAM IS ON NOW. Tune in at twitch.tv/duckfeedtv

Morteus Crimea declaring Orpheus his chump of the week

Here comes the most wonderful time of the year

Working on my 2025 music lists, but until then, wanna shine a meager light on some albums I haven't seen on any lists Squadda B - The Wonderful World of Squadda B Frog Eyes - The Open Up Yesterday's Man - Yesterday's Man Circuit Des Yeux - Halo on the Inside

The attacks on trans rights, which are basic human rights, are a terrible injustice and an attack on truth and fact as well. Everyone should be deeply alarmed and it should be disqualifying for a politician to support such discrimination.

Thanksgiving, heh, well I call it ThanksTAKING. Cause I’m taking stock of all the wonderful people in my life 🙂

mr gorbachev tear down this wonderwall

Red sky at noon, sailors will goon

Bell Pepper. Get into it.

Epstein emails like the Smash Bros of creepy millionaires

Judi Dench, in Martian costume, looking directly at the camera: A flar is NOT a car

Once you beat the remaining members of the Bush administration, you can move on to fighting Balrog, all en route to the final challenge: M. Bison

Cuomo pivoting to new strategy of getting extensive surgery to look and sound exactly like Zohran Mamdani.

if you ask me: hell yeah

After the deaths of OJ Simpson and Dick Cheney, I guess I'm the One Amigo 😞

Gotta suck when the "Death" section of your Wikipedia is multiple paragraphs

Glad I watched Funny Games, because there was a guy on my train last night dressed as one of the Funny Gamers. White outfit, gloves, golf club, etc So I got to compliment him on it, without the pain of having to add "...I haven't actually seen the movie, I just know about it" the worst pain of all

One of the bored dancing ladies in the "The Last Huzzah" video could fix me

Morrissey voice, goblin in a coma I know I know it’s serious

The Spooktober watches don't stop (until they do) Funny Games Sisters The Shout Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors what if the Funny Games Guys fought Freddy

Freddy Kreuger Was My Hero. Then I Heard About His Behavior In The Dream World.

More Spooktober watches Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge Carnival of Souls The Brood The Devils A strong batch, this one!

It’s not even sadness or shock I feel about D’Angelo dying, I’m more indignant than anything. Like, what, D’angelo is dead? No that can’t be right, you must be mistaken, that is not supposed to happen

another batch of Spooktober watches Genocide Diabolique Black Christmas The Vanishing

“What are you going to do with your million dollars, sir?” “I dunno. Throw it on the pile, I suppose?” A "Homer at the Bat" redraw! #thesimpsons #illustration #fanart

"I just use AI to jog the brain, get ideas, you know" EXCUSE ME Brian Eno didn't go bald inventing Oblique Strategies for you not to use them

Leonard Cohen: Suzanne takes your hand down to her place near the river you can hear the boats go by Me: lmao classic Suzanne

In terms of songs about the formation of Boyz II Men and what Boyz II Men are currently doing in said song, "Motownphilly" is pretty unbeatable

Call me a returning soldier in Ivalice the way I have l i t t l e m o n e y

I don't trust the "Ethan Coen is so cooked" take. That's what someone says when they didn't live through the Ladykillers to No Country For Old Men whiplash. That's an opinion for babies new to this earth.

First batch of Spooktober watches down Bad Taste Goke, Body Snatcher From Hell The Lure Mr. Vampire

I don't know what dumb thing is amusing you this morning in this bleak world, but for me, it's realizing that Mortal Kombat character Johnny Cage and avant garde composer John Cage have the same name

Having my yearly reflection of, DAMN, is there a better 19 minutes of music than Joyce Manor's Never Hungover Again?

He said, how do you like your blue-eyed boy, Mr. Death!

Doctor: I'm noticing some sudden, sporadic spikes in your blood pressure. Any idea why? Me: Oh yeah, that's every time I think about Grindelwald and his terrible crimes. Oooooooooh it'shappeningagainnnn

Heard they're making a "Best Portrayal Of A Weird Little Freak By A Weird Little Freak" Oscar category and only nominating Sean Penn in One Battle After Another