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Numpty Dumpty sat on a fence Numpty Dumpty couldn't make sense The media coaches Both casual and formal Couldn't make Numpty Just talk bloody normal

First time an AI has surpassed the real thing unequivocally

I popped off on Twitter but basically this government is actively working to destroy public education and it's not even subtle anymore

Getting ready for another day of teaching with my daily affirmations

Idk how you can unironically be a incel man, idk what you look like or how you behave there is a straight woman out there who will go mental with arousal at the thought of sniffing a flap of your skin.

Thank fuck this is only 1 in 100 years! Imagine if it happened every week..

Wild that of all the things to happen on twitter this is one of the ones I find most disgusting

Ok so there are literally tens of thousands of classics nerds desperate to explain in detail how classical societies functioned why does every single property set in classical times suck fucking shit for getting the basics right. Those nerds will fact check for free.

Kind of telling on myself a little but *super* good for the mental health that a not insignificant number of people I match with/exchange numbers with in a romantic context will inexplicably ghost/go no contact cool cool cool this is just a normal thing now I'm cool.

Dating in Hamilton is kind of elite as an educated leftist man because your competition is like 99% fish boys and hunter dudes. It can be hard to find a date to start with but existing is enough to make a good impression lmao

Every novel should have Parry mechanics and invincibility frame dodge rolls. Cab you imagine how sick pride and prejudice would be if Mr Darcy could parry a lady's affections. Crime n Pun if Rodion could dodge roll through his feelings

Level 10 Groupchat- Scotts Chemical Romance Level 90 Groupchat- Uplion Level 98 Groupchat- the one labelled Polycuties Level 99 Groupchat- Department of Fumbles Level ??? Groupchat- Kids (the absolutely fucking deranged one with my mum and siblings)

I do not "work on myself", I do not "enjoy being single", I do not "examine my self image"! I am in a relationship or I Yearn.

As a street thug my autocratic right wing leader will- *checks notes* oh fuck *reads more* shit shit shit

Matched with a lady who had game of thrones in a photo behind her so I asked her what her favourite books were to try and bait out a pleasant conversation about Jon Snow and she dropped "I love Harry Potter and Animal Farm" on my lap fucking RIP

Someone has games the SEO to put some Roblox site at the top of Google results when you search for Google classroom and I intend to ki-

Getting really excited over someone's dating profile on an app is the modern day equivalent of Henry the Eighth getting bricked up over the portrait of Anne of Cleves

Every time a pretty lady shows even a hint of romantic interest in me the little guy inside the cockpit in my skull places both hands on the sick as fuck looking throttle labelled "fumble" and punches it like he's sending the millennium falcon to lightspeed

Voice training so I sound like Christian Bale in howls moving castle so my DMs explode after dozens of 11/10s slide in

Just not sure how any outlet can cover this stuff without acknowledging that members of government, including both DPMs this term *regularly* engage in stochastic rhetoric and that Seymour's "blow up the Ministry of Pacific People's" was a huge warning sign for abuse www.rnz.co.nz/news/thehous...

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Apologies for the sudden deluge of deranged posts someone requested I mirror on bsky

Me and who

I have union dixie on my morning shower playlist for the American flatmate and rifles of the IRA for the British flatmate you gotta keep em humble

Imagine being the guy assigned to Honeypot Mamdani and you just get oneshotted by this pic when you start to do your background research

Bro some friends of mine said the way they described me to others is "the guy on three podcasts" it's fucking over for me dog I'm going to die alone

This guy is explaining how he did it, and making it clear it's not magic - it's just not accepting the narrow low turnout fight over the scraps electoral strategy.

If Michael Wood was leader of the Labour Party we'd be storming the Beehive to start the People's Republic of Aotearoa and the Pacific

When you riff so hard you manifest a reality with a separate Afrikaner electoral roll with its own dedicated parliament seat

Looking up NZ govt department structures to figure out who the funniest person to be a dedicated Shinzo Abe fan would be in a govt department dedicated to reducing the number of households in NZ by encouraging cohabitation

>be us >work at the ministry for romantic relations >"can you stay late this week?" >yeah sure >forget about the ministry's overtime pay exemptions >spend hours trying to unclog a toilet on the second floor that bossman flushed a baggie into >fuck this country and the population crisis

1/200 S2E137 - Suspension Disbelief Political suspensions, entrenchment of radical neoliberalism, Labour Party surrender to the rightwing, the film susbidy and the Greens alt budget w/ @kyledchurch.bsky.social @eggsfordogs.com @mythros.bsky.social & @pmax.bsky.social

jokes on me, after years spent wondering why the political press seem never to have heard of Reconstruction or the red scare etc, some guy at Politico just learned about the New Deal from a reader tip & wikipedia and put it in a newsletter

a good example of how the world is getting dumber. the new politico playbook writer didn't know who FDR was until a reader told him about that whole "new deal" thing. this newsletter is read by every important person in DC.

We were talking about the risks of RocketLab being militarized years ago (shout out to Oliver Neas ) & routinely got told by people that it was a silly belief & to back kiwi science. NZ politicians & media were similarly uninterested Now they're openly making us a military target

Seymour shits in his hands and flings it at the cameras pointing at him. “WATCH: David Seymour flinging shit” “Seymour’s shit show: Will it stick?” “Seymour not afraid to get his hands dirty”

I have never seen anyone more mad than Seymour when his mic got taken away. He was good at masking it but he was giving off pissed as fuck energy

I used to wonder why so many newspaper editors and propagandists were literally torn to pieces in the streets while high ranking Nazis survived to face trial at Nuremberg but the behaviour of NZ media the past few years has opened my eyes.

So I recently lost out on a teaching job app, they told my first referee that I was the preferred candidate but when they called me they told me I was beaten by a stronger candidate. Does that mean one of my referees sold me out or is there some kind of principal whisper network?

Decided my next project is to block out a fantasy saga inspired by the 30 years war

You can see it forming if you squint, an Aotearoa where te reo māori is heard everywhere people breathe, tikanga māori and te ao māori are first nature to all. An Aotearoa deserving of the name. It's fighting to live and it's going to win.

It's so hard to post on here for some reason like the posting energy refuses to manifest

Might be more active here w twitter changes rippo

Possibly my most whacked out opinion but I think the class with the most revolutionary energy (desire for change w the power to enact change) are farmers who work the land they own.

Might fuck around and design a TTRPG about being a teacher lmao

Anyone know how to infuse someone else with your passions?

Creative projects I have sizzling more or less side by side: *Trading game set in a world of flying diesel punk cities *Revolutionary game in the same setting *Game of bureaucratic fuckery where everyone is a rat *Medieval simple wargame *sci fi "meta art" wargame with warcrimes Pick a lane!

It's really funny how Americans have low key mellowed on vietnam

It is kind of wild that they made a musical where the premise was "the story of the establishment of a slave state in the style of the people emancipated from that slavery"