Best argument ever.

I recently made a degenerate comment on a porn star's video. Some one tagged my spouse. The glee it gave me to tell them this and watch them respond to this rando with basically "I know who I married and I encouraged this" was immeasurable.

MY MAYOR MUSLIM! MY BAGELS JEWISH! THE POPE'S ON OUR SIDE! KNICKS IN FIVE!!!

Happy Pride from your local bisexual, genderqueer, panromantic, polyamorous dude.

Hey. Is God Is fucking rules and yall ahould go see it. #isgodis

Fun accomplishments of 2026 part 7: Participated in my first public Super Smash Brothers tournament! Got knocked out in the first round but it was a hell of a match! Party Hat Pikachu supremacy!

Share your Smash Bros main ⚡️

Fun accomplishments of 2026 number 6: placed 4th in a loval pinball tournament. My first one ever. Plus I got a Pawn Shop multiball on the Pulp Fiction table!

Fun accomplishments of 2026 number 5: Got to do more voice acting commissions ❤️

"Would you seek to drizzle honey on a neck before indulging?" Modern AU Honeysuckle for y'all ❤️ #astarion #halsin #baldursgate3

"Oh damn, it's Alma from Monster Hunter Wi-" "Due to knowingly and willingly dating a 17 year old, the guild authorizes you to slay Scott Pilgrim!" "Bro wtf"

My favorite game when finding an attractive person: "Do you sell spicy content or are you just hot?"

Just saw some one calling "being a murderhobo" in Baldur's Gate 3 "Fuck it, we Bhaal" and it is the best fucking thing I've seen about this game. ##baldursgate3

Green Tea. 🍵 Less than 48hr before the Backerkit campaign for Pumpkin Spice, a cozy magical TTRPG, is over. You can join following the link in bio! 🥰 #acherongames #PumpkinSpiceRPG

"I'm locking in" but it's about removing clothing for what can only be described as a heinous shit.

Fun accomplishments of 2026 number 4: Had a tiktok video break one million views.

EAT YOUR VEGATABLES, YUGI-BOY

Fun accomplishments of 2026 number 3: Attended my first silent book club meeting since April of last year all due to a new job giving me my nights back.

THERE'S A POOGIE IN MONSTER HUNTER WILDS!!!!!! I AM SOBBING!!!!!

If you are angry about Epstein please take a moment to audit your own social circle for creeps ✌️

fawn bunny 💘

Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp

thank goodness it's finally Meat Day

How do you properly express to a friend the depths to which you need to eat their pussy?

So yeah, Iron Lung fucking rules.

We have to assume that every masked ICE agent is A murderer until the feds disclose which ICE agents are THE murderers.

Fuck ICE

Man, if you're gonna complain about the mechanic service do it directly to the people who work here. Don't have a speakerphone conversation ten feet away loud enough for them to hear. Coward.

Overheard a kid at the diner the other day spouting wisdom. "Don't try to be famous". Couldnt agree more kid. Fame will come to you.

In case it wasn't obvious. FUCK ICE, FUCK THIS ADMINISTRATION, AND FUCK EVERYONE SUPPORTING THEM.

Went to see Return Of The King today. I give you: The Theater Cuck Chair.

Fun accomplishments of 2026 number 2: Got my first Godzilla multiball AND "match the number" end game bonus on the Stern Godzilla pinball table.

Fun accomplishments of 2026 number 1: Started a mosh pit at a Scott Pilgrim tribute band and stage show. 🤘😤🤘 #scottpilgrim #livemusic #thedelancy

Grok, put her in a better financial and romantic situation.

Me, politely asking for titty pics for Christmas :P

That awkward moment when one drink turns into four

oh my god

Sometimes I forget that the authors of some of my favorite books are on these websites and see my posts about them. Hey there, Gail, Garth, and Jonathan. Hope you're all having fantastic days. #gailcarriger #garthnix #jonathanlhoward

And so #whamageddon is upon us again. Ride fast, steel yourselves, and may the odds be ever in your favor.

I'm doing a new series on TikTok and I'd love if yall would participate. #ttrpg #gamemaster www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrRodLGw/

Don’t feed the wildlife or the trolls. 😉

Same tho 🙏

Hey. Kindly reminder. Content creators are not your friends just because you like their work. You do not know who we are. This goes double for anyone under 18; be very careful about interacting with adults. If any adult makes you feel uncomfortable, DO NOT ENGAGE THEM. RUN.

This outstanding, powerful, brilliant post by @demwar.bsky.social deserves to be a t-shirt (with uplifting music!) Superb. #auspol #AusVotes

Here's the awesome @ipr.bsky.social booth in question!

Gonna try to be more active on here as a replacement for my incessant scrolling on TikTok. Honestly it's probably better in the long run.

I wish all my PAX Unplugged fam a very I hope you get to play all the games you want.

Beachhead 2025 was my first ever #nomanssky expedition and now I see what I was missing out on. Look at this cool screenshot I took while on it!

I need one of those acrylic placebo "phones". This constant checking my actual phone is exhausting.