It’s going to be so fucking wild to explain to my nephews how people used to have some semblance of a shared reality.

Holy cow some guy sitting down the bar from me got in a fight with his girlfriend on the phone so he had to leave in a hurry and he gave me half his hot dog. I feel like I won the lottery, fucking awesome. Hope he’s okay though!

Incredible how no Tesla driver seems to know how a four way stop works.

Everyone I know cries alone to Elliott Smith in their car, it’s the coolest.

Sincerely hoping that Merrick Garland has the worst fucking day today, and tomorrow, and all the ones after that.

I still like the Ben Reilly Spider-Man costume so much more than the original (not the Scarlet Spider one, which I also like, but the one when he became Spidey). Just feels like the maximum awesome version of that suit 🤷

Gang maybe it’s because I’m cheating on listening to nothing but Autechre until I finished all of it, but I really like the Hold Steady. They hit really solid.

Oh boy, Friday!! Thank the Atheist void it’s LP5 (1998) by Autechre Day, or TTAVILBAD as all the cool kids are probably going to be saying any day now.

Holy cow “I Saw the TV Glow” is so fucking good! Really enjoyed this film.

Sliding into the afternoon with 1997’s Chiastic Slide by Autechre.

Starting my evening drive with 1995’s Tri Repetae, which is when I think Autechre really started cooking.

If I had three wishes, wish one would be that the snare in every song sounded like the St. Anger snare. Not a joke.

When my friends and family say that they don’t like only listening to Autechre until I’m through all their albums on Spotify

Shalalalalala, Mr. Jones and me… singing out loud in the grocery store… cause the song is on the speakers… and my Adam Duritz is so good… just gotta share it with the world.

Back on my Autechre with 1994’s Amber. While not all Autechre sounds like dropping a bag of marbles down some stairs after you’ve had a whole bottle of cough syrup, a few definitely do!

Beginning the morning with Autechre’s first album, 1993’s Incunabula.

There are 31 Autechre albums on Spotify. I’m not gonna do EPs. Still feels like a lot. I’m drinking and listening to the Garden State soundtrack tonight because that’s like the opposite of Autechre and part of me is afraid. Tomorrow we begin this road. Atheist god help me.

Oh shit we’re all on bluesky now?! Prepare for a lot of tweets about how I’m only going to listen to Autechre until I get through all of it. Not a joke.

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I feel like Michelle Rodriguez is now the right age to play Snake Plisskin in a reboot...

A sunnyside up egg is the perfect food.

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It’s all fun and games until you wake up one day and realize that your favorite candy is a sugar-coated Advil.

Just bit into a fortune cookie with no fortune inside and I’m pretty sure that means I may die. If I do, it was nice knowing all of you. Except You. You know who you are.