Doh! Somebody just submitted a P3 for user access to a site we don't own or maintain. 🤦🏽 #adminlife

The assignment for today's team meeting was to have a scary background in honor of Halloween. Nailed it. 🎃

I'm acting as a Jira admin as a favor, but it's getting in the way of my main focus. I asked my boss to have my admin access revoked. Does that mean I'm getting out of Jira duty? 🤔

TFW you're brought in to help with a team that's become toxic and management suggests a RACI. #agilecoachlife

Today my boss announced that we all get work buddies 😑

Welp!

TFW your boss insists on ice breakers for meetings. 😐

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.” ― Douglas Adams

Picard management tip: Forgive.

Yo! A new #ScrumAndHipHop dropped today: "Feed Yo Feedback Loop" 📢 Why do folks fight so hard to keep developers from talking to users? If it's a skill we don't think they have, why aren't we teaching them? www.youtube.com/shorts/6bhbN... #AgileCommunity hashtag#agile hashtag#scrum

TFW a co-worker sends you an email then IMs you about sending you an email. 😐

Yo! A new #ScrumAndHipHop drops this week. #StayTuned

Every team meeting, my boss insists on fun facts, trivia, or ice breakers 😑 I don't think they know what team meetings are for.

While creeping on teams in the background, I stumbled across a Sprint Goal they created: "Complete all tasks by end of sprint!" 😑 #ScrumTACO

Feedback is a gift, but hold onto the gift receipt.

Yo! My brain has been fully engaged this week. Working on a sense making framework with actionable strategies, tangible metrics, and action steps. Damn, I sound like a consultant.

Propose New Time is arguably the best feature in Outlook. Especially when you don't wanna deal with people that rob your energy. 😔

User: "I can't sign into my account. I've been using the app for months, now I suddenly get an error." Me: *checks logs* "You're using the wrong email." Why is it people in IT can't IT?! 😑

Whoever figures out how the hell to defend against the #tushpush will be the most sought after defensive coordinator in the NFL. 🏈

"Love yourself and your expression; You can't go wrong."—KRS One

If you work at a corporate spot, I highly recommend y'all search Urban Dictionary before naming things. I had to tell folks not to use glory hole and fap. @wetheurban.bsky.social

Sigh. If you're a public speaker and you begin your presentation with, "Webster's Dictionary defines {insert term here} as..." you've already lost your audience. 😞

Wait, it's over? Searching for the weekend like...

LGB LFG!

@carolmertz.itch.io Saw this and thought of you. www.indeed.com/viewjob?from...

TFW they keep talking about the importance of shortening feedback loops but refuse to let devs to talk to users. 😑

So much rage. 🤬

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we're doing a lot of hiring! come work with us pls 🥺>.<

Ka-kaw! 🏈

The title of this panel alone made me wanna watch the replay. #NowPlaying #TheAgileNetwork

TFW your work nemesis announces they're leaving the company.

$90,000 for clip art 😐

@profanity.accountant Damn, am I a potty mouth?

Stay informed!

"Those who love peace must learn to organize as effectively as those who love war."—Martin Luther King Jr.

Yo, #Agile nerds! ! It's that time again. A new #ScrumAndHipHop dropped: "Throughput of Value" 🤔 youtube.com/shorts/1H-TE... #AgileCommunity #PMI @agileallison.bsky.social

To the person who designed see-through dog poop bags: not your best invention. 🐶

“The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any.”—Alice Walker

Today I saw a job posting for a PMP Certified Agile Scrum Master with 10+ years experience. Good luck filling that pipe dream.

Reposting for alt text and account In case you’re unaware the American Medical Associations has a YouTube page, they are doing daily updates on bird flu and other out breaks since the CDC can not youtube.com/@americanmed...

@forestparkforever.bsky.social Years ago I dedicated a tree to someone but lost all the documentation. How do I find the tree's location?

Yo! A new #ScrumAndHipHop dropped today: "How Much Does a #Sprint Cost?" 🤔💵💰 Show 'em the impact with blended rate. www.youtube.com/shorts/Q0XVX...

"Manifesto for Agile Activism: What if social justice was the focus at Snowbird back in the day?" jookiestl.medium.com/manifesto-fo... @agilealliance.bsky.social

What if back in the day, instead of software development they were talking about social justice? How might that have played out? 🤔 #AgileActivism #AgileCommunity

FYI: Product led does not mean product manager led.

I started working with a new team yesterday. A consultant had introduced them to Story Points, which they nicknamed "fibbies" after Fibonacci sequence. I had to laugh at the appropriateness of the nickname, since Story Points are a lie. 🤣

@agilealliance.bsky.social When tryna register for events on the new site, the is what happens when you hit the "Process Order" button.☹️ I was hoping to into the upcoming Town Hall & event with Bob Galen. Help!

Yo! It's the first #ScrumAndHipHop of 2025: "Reboot, Refresh, Restart." With all that's happened in the #AgileCommunity lately, I figured I'd give it time for the dust to settle. 🤔 www.youtube.com/shorts/8mlC_... @agilealliance.bsky.social #PMI

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