I can't remember what my search was that brought up this image, but I've been laughing about it for two days @heygregr.bsky.social

You want my vote for president next time? Tell me you’re making the day after the Super Bowl a national holiday. Would also accept moving the Super Bowl to a Saturday.

Every app and program: DID YOU WANT TO USE AI TO RUIN THE THING THAT WORKED GREAT BEFORE?! Me: No, thanks. App: TOO BAD ITS INTEGRATED NOW. SEE YOU IN HELL!

Seems like my phone's battery gets depleted faster everyday just from sitting here and i've rarely felt a better metaphor for my own life.

The people next to me are talking about MotoGP and I so badly want to contribute bc they are so close to knowledgeable 😅

It couldn't be more obvious that RBR shouldn't promote Lawson after doing this exact thing to other newbies and ruining them for a year when they have a Tsunoda to gamble - they'll switch out of Honda partnership and no longer be beholden to Yuki/Honda if it doesn't work and it gives Liam time.

I think the highlight of my day is going to be hearing that "Orcas are wearing dead salmon as hats again" on the radio. Thanks, @heygregr.bsky.social and 107.7 The End. Also, don't procrastinate if you hear the salmon are at Carkeek Park. Saw (smelled) over 100 salmon rotting along Pipers Creek.

Stop constantly chasing a life you don’t have and just be nice. And that includes being nice to yourself.

Cristian Roldan probably said it best: ‘We did enough to not lose the game. We didn't do enough to win the game.’

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone, except you, Portland Timbers.

Born November 27, 1942, in Seattle, WA, Jimi Hendrix would have been 82(!!!) today.

Which is greater: the amount of money Red Bull Racing loses from Perez’s results or the amount of sponsorship money Perez brings to the team?

Dear mother nature, please go easy on the PNW tonight. I cooked bacon and my house smells great now, but without these fans it's gonna be awful in the morning.

If you destroy the education system you hand the future to someone on the other side of your precious border.

Based on a combination of seeing Marlboro logos in pop culture and every other regressive step towards greatness, I worry that cigarette smoking is about to see a resurgence.

I’m (not actually) curious to see how the “EV’s are evil” crowd handles Elong as a part of the next admin.

I enjoy @heygregr.bsky.social on 107.7 The End so very much. I'm still picturing the "Atmospheric River Otter" he mentioned last winter.

There's a chrome plugin, Sky Follower Bridge, to find your twitter users who have moved here. Just a heads up.

Two of the first 5 posts were about a kook pretend politician - do i really want to be here?